Summary:
HP/YGO what happens when the Gringotts bank is being robbed by two white haired bishies (you know who) (Yaoi)
A/N: Catlover: (is tan) I'M BACK! WHEE X33
DCatlover: (Hugs C from behind) And me (wink)
Catlover: (Blushes) Okay, lets check the reviews…
DCatlover: Whatever.
Catlover: (checks her mailbox) Hmmm… let's see… (O.O) HOLY CRISES! I got eight reviews! (Knocks her head against DC's in shock)
DCatlover & Catlover: …Owwwwe…
Catlover: (rubs her head) Okay, time to respond them…
Review responses:
To Amanda.p.:
Catlover: MUHAHAHA no one can beat the puppy eyes! I am evil, Yay:D
DCatlover: No your not.
Catlover: O shut up ¬ ¬
To chibikuro rose-sama:
(Grins evilly) This chapter will have the hat idea in it, its time for hat torture time…
Don't worry I will make the best of it…
To Kikyou-sama:
I'm flattered, no one ever called me creative. Here is the new chapter, Enjoy : )
To LunaBakura-chan:
A-HA! So that's your secret, having two accounts…sneaky : )…. I don't mind when you ramble in your review, in fact I like it. Makes it more fun to respond. Sometimes I get reviews that only say "I like it, keep updating" and I usually don't know how to respond them… O yea… they did hug the last chapter… XD
To Ryou VeRua:
Glad you liked the window-crashing scene, to tell you the truth I came up with the idea, the last minute. I had planned first that they would just walk in, but that would be boring.
To dlb:
Look I updated : )
To sarah-sama:
I'm happy you like the story, here's the new chapter. :
To love it:
(Hugs) I like, that you love my story X3
Disclaimer: Yes I own Yu-Gi-Oh and Harry Potter, that's why I'm writing fan fiction. (Note the sarcasm) ¬ ¬;;;
Warning: Yaoi later, spoilers and maybe the rating will go up…
Note: Last chapter I forgot to tell what Malakuma means, Malak means angel in Egypt (if I'm not mistaking), and akuma means demon in Japanese. I know it has nothing to do with each other, but it sounded funny…
/Ryou to Bakura/
\\Bakura to Ryou\\
-Blah- is the hat speaking in someone's mind.
Bakura: NOW ON WITH THE RA DANMED FIC!
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"Good morning everyone, don't mind us, go back to eat…" Bakura said grinning, looking pleased with the scarred and shocked faces of the students.
This was going to be fun…
"YOU TWO?" Hagrid yelled shocked, while Bakura smirk got even wider.
"Hello Hagrid" Bakura said calmly. "How are you doing today"
"HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET MY MOTORBIKE" huff "I HAD LOCKED IT UP?" Hagrid was getting pissed.
"Well, it seems to me you that you lock isn't very strong… Hmmm… or should I say wasn't" Bakura's red-violet gleamed with sadistic pleasure, at Hagrid's angry face.
"HOW DARE YOU!" Hagrid stood up so quickly that the table under him nearly felled to its side.
"Hey it wasn't our fault, you had drunk too much that night, or couldn't wake up in the morning, you big bag of bones" Bakura said.
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!"
"Besides…you wanted us to go to school right…and since you wouldn't wake up, we helped ourselves…" Bakura said evilly. "…Just like that time we had to buy our school stuff alone, while you had a hangover"
"Hagrid…!" Dumbledore gasped.
But Hagrid didn't listen anymore. Anything you could on his face, under his beard, was red. The students and even some teachers, were looking frightened, as the big man as he walked to our white haired duo.
Bakura looked boldly as Hagrid walked to them. He couldn't help but smirk evilly at Hagrid's face. Suddenly he heard a soft whimper next to him, Ryou was looking very scared. Bakura stood in front of him protecting Ryou from anything that could happen.
Hagrid looked ready to attack them. Bakura could push Ryou and himself just in time Hagrid's punch came.
"STUPEFY!"
Hagrid was hit by the spell and fell on the ground. Unconscious. If Bakura and Ryou hadn't moved out of the way, they would have been squished under the giant.
(A/N: Catlover: Don't get me wrong, I like Hagrid but it would be cool if he lost it.
DCatlover: And they say I'm cynical…)
Ryou huddled over to Bakura in fright. He kept his face hidden in Bakura's chest, and his arms tightly around him. Shivering. Bakura noticed this and rubbed his Hikari's back comfortingly.
They looked over at some teachers that walked over to Hagrid and took him to Madame Pomfrey to recover.
Dumbledore walked over them with his wand still in his hands. No doubt that he was the one who had taken Hagrid down.
"Good morning gentlemen, welcome to Hogwarts" Dumbledore said, the twinkle never leaving his eyes.
"Uh…um…" Bakura was surprised at the old mans calmness, he had thought they where going to be yelled at, or kicked out of school.
"Forget what just happened, and lets make a new start" Dumbledore began calmly. "My name is Dumbledore, and I'm the headmaster of this school, and you are Ryou and Bakura I presume"
"Yes, we are" Ryou said, being calm again and for the first time speaking since they crashed through the window.
"Well, now that we know each other lets put you in one of the four houses" Dumbledore pointed at the houses and explained the meaning of it.
Meanwhile professor McGonagall already had taken the hat and a stool with her, so that they could begin to classify our white haired duo.
Every one of the houses hoped that they wouldn't have Bakura in it, the white head looked psychotic enough to be in a madhouse. Ryou on the other hand looked peaceful and rather innocent. The complete opposites of each other.
Ryou began to sit on the wooden stool, and put the hat on his head.
"-Hello there-" Ryou stiffened, what was talking to him? Was it the hat? "-Of course, I'm the hat -"
Ryou felt something look in his mind. "-Mmm… perverted little thing aren't you, and having two minds…that's rather odd.-" The pale boy blushed, how did the hat know that? (Cough naïf cough)
"-Hmm… lets see, a kind heart, you have some courage in you, and care deeply for your loved ones. I think I am going to put you in…-"
"GRYFFINDOR!" the hat shouted.
The Gryffindor students clapped and shouted as Ryou began to walk at the table, sitting on one of the empty seats. He hoped that Bakura would be in this house too…
(A/N: Catlover: I don't want to do cliché, but I personally think Gryffindor is the best house for Ryou, because I don't know anything about Ravenclaw, Hufflepuf is where the not so smart kids go, and Ryou doesn't fit in Slytherin.)
Now it was Bakura's turn to sit on the stool, and put on the old ragged hat. 'This is sooo stupid' Bakura thought, as he had trouble to put the hat on top of his big white mane of hair.
"-Aahh, and here is the other half of the soul-"
'What the fuck? Who the hell are you?' Bakura asked. "- I'm the hat-" the hat replied as he began to look in Bakura's mind.
"-Mmmm, now lets see…your mean, sadistic, evil, and the only one you care about is your other half...-"The hat began.
'I don't care what you do as long as you put me in the same house as my hikari' Bakura said to the hat, sounding awfully threatening.
"-Well its my job to put you in the house you belong to, and that's Slytherin...-"
'I don't care'
"-Nor do I-"
"SLYTH—Mmph!" Bakura had put a hand at where he thought the hats mouth would be, and clamped it shut.
The students and Dumbledore looked at the hat, did it wanted to say Slytherin?
'Okay Hat, if you don't want to be ripped up in a thousand shreds, I suggest you put me in the same house as my Hikari…OR ELSE!'
The hat seemed to gulp, and he didn't need to be told twice…
"G-Gryf-findor…" The hat mumbled softly but loud enough to hear, for the students and the old headmaster.
'Good hat' Bakura got off the stool, and walked over the Gryffindor table to sit in the empty seat next to his hikari. His and his alone. Their plates where filled with food and they began to eat. Anyone would be hungry after eating nothing for a whole day.
(A/N: Catlover: all credits go to chibikuro rose-sama, the hat idea was her idea, not mine :D)
The Gryffindor students didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Great the psychopath was in there house, Yippee a yay…. Ryou was on the other hand very much relived and happy. How could he ever live without his yami? Sure his yami was sometimes as annoying as hell, but he fond out he couldn't miss Bakura for a day. The times where so lonely when Bakura was send to the Shadow Realm.
When Dumbledore got everyone's attention again he said "Ryou and Bakura have missed a few years, but with the help of some teachers and students I'm sure they will make it…. Now with much further ado, you can go back to eat. Class begins soon."
When they where done with breakfast, Ryou and Bakura went with professor McGonagall to the dorm rooms. Professor McGonagall gave them there schedules and let then grab there stuff.
Ryou and Bakura had a bedroom for themselves since they where unexpected guests. When Hagrid came back with no white haired teens they thought they wouldn't come to Hogwarts. When Ryou and Bakura left the bedroom they hadn't noticed there was only one bed…
Since the first lesson they had was Care of Magical Creatures which didn't go on because Hagrid was probably still unconscious, professor McGonagall showed them the way trough the castle and told them the password of the dorm rooms (which was named 'butterbeer')
When that was over, our white haired bishies, went to their next lesson.
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Scene change…
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Hagrid was already awake when Dumbledore came in to the room.
"How are you doing Hagrid" Dumbledore asked concerned.
"I'm fine" Was Hagrid's gruff reply.
"I'm glad you are okay, I didn't use a spell to strong"
"Um…master Dumbledore…" Hagrid asked slowly. "What is it Hagrid?"
"I wanted to say I'm sorry, what the kid said was the truth, and I didn't know why I was so angry at him" Hagrid paused. "I think I was angry at myself, and since the whole bank robbery I've been very stressed and-"
Dumbledore silenced him.
"Its okay Hagrid, I understand" Dumbledore put his hand comfortingly on Hagrid's shoulder.
There was a long silence, and both seemed to be lost in thought.
"Hagrid? Can I ask you to do me a favour?" Dumbledore asked, the same twinkle in his eyes, behind the half moon glasses.
"Sure what can I do for you master Dumbledore?"
"I want you to help the Ministry of Magic, find the thieves who stole the two statues of Malakuma" Dumbledore said.
"WHAT?" Hagrid said shocked. "But who will take over my lessons and watch my dog"
"Don't worry Hagrid, we have a replacement teacher, and professor Sprout will watch your dog" Dumbledore said calmly.
(A/N: Catlover: You know the replacement teacher for Care of Magical Creatures in one of the Harry Potter books, some elderly woman? If someone knows her name please tell me")
"Okay I will go and help them, it would be an honour" Hagrid bowed lightly.
"Then I suggest you go and pack your stuff, your leaving tomorrow morning" Dumbledore said.
"Okay master Dumbledore"
"Oh and Hagrid…" Dumbledore began.
"Yes master Dumbledore" Hagrid said nervously.
"Don't fail" The old man said sternly.
"Yes… master Dumbledore…"
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With Ryou and Bakura…
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Ryou sighed, he was so very tired. He was already tired when they first arrived, but after that doing lessons, made it even worse.
That he was tired didn't mean his day wasn't fun.
There first lesson had been two hours of Defence against Dark arts, then Herbology, Divination and last History of Magic.
Defence against Dark arts was cool, the professor who was teaching them was Lumpin. He learned them how to block attacks.
The Herbology lesson was nice too, at least that was his opinion. Bakura only kept complaining about how girly he looked, working in a garden.
Divination class was horrible, not only was he almost dieing from the lack of air, the professor didn't know anything about Divination at all. Also she freaked him out by saying he was cute. It took him forever to calm Bakura down…
History of Magic was the most boring class of all. Soon as he was relaxed that the teacher was a ghost, he almost fell asleep.
Right now he and Bakura went to the bedroom they shared, only to notice the fact that there was only one bed.
"B-Bakura there is only one bed" Ryou sputtered.
"So what?" Bakura smirked. "We can sleep in the same bed"
The thought made Ryou blush, him and Bakura…in one bed!
"O-okay… um…Bakura can you turn around, I need to undress myself" Ryou said shyly looking at Bakura.
"Oh Hikari you are such a girl" Bakura said.
"Am not"
"Are too"
"Am not"
"Are too"
"Am NOT"
"Are NOT"
"Yes I AM!" Ryou said angrily.
"Okay hikari I give up, you are a girl" Bakura smirked.
"You jerk" Ryou pouted sticking out his tongue.
"Hey! Only stick out your tongue if you're planning to use it" Bakura said, moving his face closer towards Ryou's.
Ryou quickly turned around to hide his blush from Bakura, and put on his pyjamas. Bakura put on his pyjama's too. And after a while they both lay in the bed.
After five minutes Ryou fell fast asleep, gently snoring. Bakura smiled, taking his hikari gently in his arms. The pale youth instantly began nuzzling his chest, giving a soft sigh of pleasure.
Bakura gave Ryou a small kiss on the youths lips, and said "Good night, my cute hikari"
"Good night, my hot yami…"
And so both fell asleep, under the moonlight that shined out of the window…
To Be Continued…
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Catlover: LOL that was so fun to write. :
DCatlover: It took you long enough…
Catlover: Yea I know, I am lazy and my concentration span is very short… UU
DCatlover: Agreed.
Catlover: BTW I made a new story named 'Bonds that Bind us' go read if you want…
DCatlover: If you want to know what's it about then read the profile.
Catlover: Okay time to relax…
DCatlover: Chough lazy Chough…
Catlover: do you have the flu?
DCatlover: No.
Catlover: Whatever…
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