I'm back (I know, again?) and here is the next chapter. WARNING: will make absolutely no sense whatsoever. Dedicated to Catwytch. Based on true event (well, the setting isn't, but the dialogue is. Kinda. Not really) R&R!

"Hey Fowl!"

"Yes, Oh Mightyful Capitan?"

"I got a joke for ya."

"Ummm, ok. What is it?"

"Ok, you're gonna really love it: What do you call cheese that's not yours?"

"I wouldn't have the foggiest of ideas."

"NACHO CHEESE! HAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

O,o "Riiiiggghhtt."

"How can you not find that funny? It's flipping hilarious!"

"Yes, Holly. I'm sure it is.

"Hahaha. Stupid mud man wouldn't know a joke if it showed up as a strip dancing lemon and strip danced in front of him singing their anthem, a version of 'I'm Too Sexy'. Hehehehe. Mud men have so much brain. And guess what!"

"What?"

"You called me Holly."

"I believe I did nothing of the sort, captain."

"Alright then… DENIAL!"

"I am not in denial!"

"Yes you are. I did a course I Mud Man psychology. You are showing all the major signs of being in DENIAL!"

"WHAT-EVER!"

"Number one: will say that they have no recollection of saying or doing something, when they actually remember perfectly well."

"Pfffft. Why would I lie to you about something as trivial as that?"

"Because you just don't ever call me Holly, and when you do I feel the need to point it out to you, as it is so un-Fowl-ish for you to call me by my first name."

O, o "…"

O:-) "…"

Sorry it's short. Again. There should be a few slightly longer ones, or lots of shorter ones in the next two weeks coz it's school holidays (YIPPEE!). But then, because I'm so crap at updating at the moment, there might not be anything for a very long time. Anyway, something will happen………

Thanks to:

Schizophrenic squirrel: I shall put that mallet to good use in the next few chapters, and I'm glad I make you laugh. I read the second chapter of your new fic last night and it has gotten much better and funnier

Sweet July: here is another chapter, and there will be many more (I hope!)

Athletics rulz: thanks… I'll try and include your ideas soon.

Godgirl9: I try, but can't make any promises about the length of any chapters. What happens happens.

Princess bob: Yay for you! I don't really mind if reviews say practically nothing, coz I enjoy getting them (I know, how sad!)

Lugian-Holly before swine: Foaly will be in a future chapter. Not too sure when, though.

Faith: cookie. Hmmm… I like it. Will use in future (I hope!)

Catwytch: grrr. You haven't reviewed (or possibly read) for AGES! Glares evilly in you direction grrr!

Also, does anyone one know whether I should put an altered version of "Mary Had A Little Lamb" on fanfiction or fictionpress? I want to put it up somewhere but have no idea where!