The Real World: Battle Royale
Season Premiere Part B
By: iamdaemon
Disclaimer: The last time I checked, I don't own anything that I mentioned in the first disclaimer.
Rating: Teen for language and possible adult situations
A/N: Originally, this was supposed to be about a group of students that were all killed by Kazuo Kiriyama. I picked Shinji, Shogo, Sho, Mitsuko, Toshinori, Mizuho, and Yumiko becuase they weren't really connected in the class. They were all different and I enjoyed that. Then I wanted to add another character and I added one suggested by Yaoi Huntress Earth. I'm still open to suggestions and revisions.
Mizuho stands panting in front of the other House Mates. "What's wrong?" Shogo demands.
"You should come upstairs," Mizuho pants.
She then leads them to the bedrooms. "What is it?" Mitsuko urges.
"There are eight beds," Mizuho says.
"Huh?" Toshinori and Sho ask.
"There are eight beds. We thought that there were going to be seven of us, but there are going to be eight," Mizuho explains.
"You thought that information was so urgent that it should be treated like an emergency broadcast?" Mitsuko demands.
"I just thought it was important. We didn't know!" Mizuho whines.
"Look what I found," Yumiko says holding up a large manila envelope.
She opens the envelope and pulls out a video cassette. "If a girl crawls out of well on there, I'm out of here," Shinji jokes.
"The note says "Play Me." So I guess we play it," Yumiko says.
They gather in the upstairs sitting room. Yumiko puts the tape into the player. The screen now shows a girl with short spiky hair. She has multiple rings pierced through her face and a sneer plastered on her lips. She is wearing a bright orange jumpsuit. "Hello kiddies! My name is Hirono Shimizu. As you can see, I'm in jail. Not to worry, I'll be out in a couple'a days to join you Abercrombie rejects. I'm as excited as you are." Hirono flips off the camera and then the video ends.
"I don't want to share my room with that," Toshinori spat.
"How are we going to split up the rooms?" Shogo asked.
They discussed that there are four rooms. One room has a single large bed, two rooms have two slightly smaller beds, and the fourth room has three smaller beds.
"I want the single room!" Shinji protests, "I'm going to have the most sex anyway."
"Get real. I need that single room," Mitsuko says.
"What about me? I don't particularly want to share a room with one of the freaks," Toshinori said jerking a thumb toward Yumiko and Mizuho.
"Stop fighting! There must be a way to decide without fighting!" Yumiko suggests.
Each House Mate relents and they draw names from a hat. First is the drawing for the single room. Shinji's name is called. Shinji is overjoyed and shouts, "Yes!"
The next room is for the three bed room. Yumiko, Mizuho and Hirono will be sharing that room. Yumiko and Mizuho look to each other and grin. Mizuho says in the Confession Room, "I'm glad I got Yumiko as a roommate. I don't know about Hirono though. I'm sure I can live with her just fine."
The twin rooms are assigned to Sho and Shogo. Sho shrieks in the Confession Room, "Shogo and I are going to be sleeping in the same room! I am the luckiest man in the world!"
Shogo states in the Confession Room, "I'm satisfied with rooming with Sho. He seems pretty cool. I like the way he dresses."
Mitsuko and Toshinori are left to be roommates. Neither of them is happy with the arrangements.
"The one I'll probably hate the most is the one I have to share a room with!" Mitsuko screams in the Confession Room. "Maybe I can make him so mad he'll start sleeping on the couch."
The House Mates all go to their rooms and begin unpacking their luggage. Toshinori is straightening up his violin and his music stand when he hears a rumbling from outside. "What the hell?" Toshinori demanded.
He looked out his window. Mitsuko, who had hurried and put her things away, was warming up the hot tub. "Come on everyone!" She shouts.
Mitsuko is wearing a bright pink string bikini. "How vulgar!" Toshi spits.
Several minutes later they are all out in the hot tub. A blender full of strawberry daiquiri sits nearby. Each House Mate's face is warm and red, either from the steam or the alcohol. It appears that Toshi has lightened up a little.
"Here's to the Real World!" Shogo toasts with his blue plastic cup raised high.
"Cheers!" They cry and clink their cups together.
"Okay, so here's where we ask the important questions," Shinji says with a grin.
"Like what?" Yumiko asks.
"The important ones. Like anything," Shinji slurs.
"Each Real World has a virgin. Who's a virgin?" Mitsuko asks.
Toshi, Yumiko, and Shogo raise their hands. "Shut up! You are not!" Mitsuko wails.
"For real! I'm not lying!" Shogo tries to convince everyone.
"With a body like that? How can you not be?" Mizuho asks getting a glare from Mitsuko.
Mitsuko in the confession room states, "Shogo is a virgin? I couldn't believe my ears. This is going to be so fun! He won't know what hit him!"
"Yeah, my girlfriend and I decided not to have sex until we get married," Shogo explains.
In the Confession Room, Sho laments, "The boy has a girlfriend? I never would have figured. He's too hot to be straight!"
Yumiko looked relieved that no one asked her why she was a virgin but Tohsinori looked annoyed at the fact. "So I'll ask question now. Do we have a "token gay guy" here?" Shogo asks.
The other House Mates get really quiet. They just stare at Shogo. "You don't know?" Sho asks.
Now we see a flash of footage of Sho unpacking in his room. He has the CD player blasting. He is singing along to the "Barbara Streisand's Greatest Hits."
"No," Shogo says flatly.
"Well then. New question; who's ever had a threesome?" Shinji asks.
Shinji raises his hand and Mitsuko raises hers. "What was it? Boy-girl-boy?" Shinji asks.
"Boy-girl-boy, girl-boy-girl, girl-girl-girl," Mitsuko says as she counts on her fingers.
Shinji in the Confession Room screams, "DAAAAAAAMMMN!"
"As titillating as these questions are let's ask something that everyone can participate in," Toshinori sneers.
"Virgin!" Shinji huffs under his breath.
"Has anyone ever gotten to a level 20 in D&D? I'm a 21 Amazon High Priestess of the Order of Light," Mizuho asks with bright eyes and her hand high in the air.
Everyone just looks at her. "Am I the only one into Dungeons and Dragons?" She asks innocently.
"Whatever, I need more to drink," Mitsuko says as she stands up and saunters over to the picture of alcohol sitting behind Shogo.
She leans out of the hot tub leaving her bikini-clad rear inches from Shogo's face. Sho following Mitsuko's example hurries up and perches on the other side of Shogo. Sho leans over the side to fill his cup with strawberry daiquiri. Sho's Speedo crotch is an inch from Shogo's other cheek. Both Sho and Mitsuko settle down beside of Shogo nudging Yumiko and Toshinori aside.
"This is better," Mitsuko sighs deeply.
"Much better," Sho adds leaning into Shogo's arm.
Toshinori is angry at this point. He jumps up and water seeps out of his green swimming trunks. "I've had enough of this!" Toshinori shouts.
"Settle down Froggy," Sho says.
"Huh?" Toshinori asks.
"Now that you say it, he does look like a frog," Mizuho slurs.
Toshinori's face grows even redder and he blusters away. "Come on guys, we shouldn't be like this," Yumiko says as she gets up and follows Toshinori back into the house.
Now inside the house, we see Toshinori and Yumiko are standing close together. "They didn't mean what they said. They're just drunk," Yumiko says trying to comfort Toshi.
"They're all miserable ass-holes!" Toshinori growls.
"It's okay," Yumiko reassures him hugging him closely.
We can see Toshinori's face. He closes his eyes and smiles slightly.
Back at the hot tub the other House Mates are still having a racy discussion. "So everyone here has been skinny dipping? Even you Mizuho?" Sho asks.
"I told you already! YES!" Mizuho shouts drunkenly.
"That's enough drinking for you," Shogo says as he leans over and takes away her cup.
"I think we need to go skinny dipping right now," Mizuho slurs.
"I'm up for it," Sho says excitedly.
The others agree except for Shogo. Sho, Mitsuko, Shinji, and Mizuho are standing naked at the edge of the pool. "I'm going to go in and get ready for bed," Shogo says.
"Spoil sport!" Sho says playfully and then sticks his tongue out at Shogo.
"I'll see Shogo naked. Just give me time," Sho confesses in the Confession Room.
Mizuho counts to three and they jump into the pool. They all come up for air. "God! This is cold!" Shinji is barely able to say through chattering teeth.
"Afraid of shrinkage?" Mitsuko asks coyly.
"Huh?" Shinji asks.
Shinji then looks down into the water. Mitsuko, Sho, and Mizuho erupt into the laughter. Shinji hurries out of the pool and tugs on his swimming trunks.
The others mill into the house eventually. The hot tub is turned off but there are a couple of cups floating on the surface. A black bikini top with silver spots is hanging from a tree. Now there is a flash to a scene of Mizuho throwing her top into a tree. Sho is helping Mizuho into the house with a towel draped around her.
He gets to her room and finds the door shut. He turns the knob and finds that it is locked. "I bet someone's getting lucky on the first night," he says with a grin.
