It's official. I have nothing to say for once. Meh. Read and review? Actually, does anyone know how long they've been in here for? Coz I'm sooo totally fabby that I haven't been keeping track. Dum de doo. P.S. to find the end of the "did too", "Did nots" push ctrl+f and type in (meep). I may have put some extra wee bits in for amusement, but they'll be marked with (meep) for easier finding
"Hey, look! There's a cupboard in here! Why haven't we seen it before?"
"I dunno why YOU haven't noticed it before."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"Are you telling me that the great Artemis Fowl has lost the ability of seeing through CamFoil?"
"You just called me Artemis, oh mighty Capitan."
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"Did not!" (meep) here's a poem, coz I'm bored.
Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was white as snow
It followed everywhere she went,
And anywhere she'd go.
A school-trip to the Slaughterhouse,
For lambs and sheep alike.
Her little lamb just followed on,
With ignorant delight.
Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece turned red with blood.
Mary looked down with horror
And cried out "That's not good!"
For Mary's lamb was very dumb
And cut its head off clean
By walking into a great big
Head-chopping machine.
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"Did not!"(meep) funfunfun. I have learnt my lesson not to leave Holly and Artemis to their own devices whilst arguing (I think. Did I do that in the last chapter? Actually, come to think of it, what chapter IS this? I know there's been a few.)
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"Did too!" (meep) having fun reading this? Did you enjoy the poem?
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"Did not!"(meep) this is soo much fun doing this. I could quite happily do this all day. But, sadly, I can't. But I will go for a wee bit longer.
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"What are we arguing about anyway?"
"I dunno. Hey look! It's a cupboard!"
"Hey. So it is. Open it!"
"Ok!" Rustling noise, followed by a dull thud "OUCH!"
"What the hell have you done now, you stupid mud boy?"
"I hit my nose on the corner of the door!" ; (
O,o "…. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA! YOU ARE THE MOST STUPID PERSON I HAVE EVER MET!"
"It's not funny. My nose is really sore. How do you know that I didn't break it? Coz for all you know I could've!"
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA! Idiot mud boy."
"I don't like you right now."
"Awwwe, come here my little mud boy. I'll make you all better…"
Shuffling noises as Artemis moves closer to Holly…
Haha! I'm nearly finished writing this, but not to worry, THERE WILL BE A SEQUEL! But it will have to come after I've "fixed" this fanfic under my other penname (FishStixSatay). Sorry to all those that've been waiting for me to update, but this version was soo much more exciting to write, and I needed to know what happened in the original for it to work, right?
Review Replies:
Athletics rulz: yes, you do have ideas, and don't worry. I quite often read fanfics that are leaving replies to reviews I don't even remember leaving.
CoffeeAndCherryBrandy: this chapter is here purely to annoy you. Artemis and Holly are such airheads because I said they would be, and just because someone has a high IQ, it doesn't mean that they are smart. It just means that they are good at IQ tests. Take my mum, for an example. She has the highest IQ in the family (including aunts, uncles, etc.), yet she can't tell her left from her right, and is constantly running into doorframes and doing extremely blonde things (no offence to any blondes reading this)
EvilAtHeart: here is more, and there will be more soon. I liked the begging
adragonstears: you like?
Trouble Kelp: yes, I am in NZ, and its great that you think that this is funny
Lugian-Holly before swine: yay! Lollies!