The Road Goes Ever On And On
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Chapter Thirty-one: A Game of 'Hide-and-Seek'
Sneaking back into Lothlorien was easy. Keeping straight faces while pretending to be cross-dressing Elves wasn't as easy. Tithenwen was very prone to giggling so Dolly had to often poke her, pinch her, or flick her. All of these methods resulted in Tithenwen squeaking like a mouse and yelling at Dolly later. But so far, the Elves were falling for it.
Phase One: Re-entry - was complete.
Once the four 'Elves' had settled in, they began to convince the few remaining residents of Lothlorien that they were slowly--but surely--losing their minds and going insane.
Silly pranks such as hiding papers, blond colored wigs (such as Haldir's wig), and special Elven hair care products; putting colored dye in Elven shampoo (much to shock of the Elves who actually had real hair), and other replacement tricks--were all very effective. The best part of these minor pranks was that for once, no one suspected them. They all thought that they were just insane cross-dressing Elves from Mirkwood (Legolas and Dolly) and Rivendell (Tithenwen and Mary). Everyone just believed that Mary was psychotic, Dolly was just strange, Legolas was just plain creepy, and Tithenwen was either a murderer or someone with a split personality and/or mental disorder.
Dolly liked to joke that Tithenwen was going to pull a "Gollum" on them and started speaking oddly and slinking around. Tithenwen always proceeded to chase Dolly around with a sharp object (such as a fork) until Dolly surrendered and stopped teasing her.
But each time that this occurred around Galadriel (and it occurred several times a day) she became increasingly suspicious of the four 'Elves'. She eventually decided that she needed to psychoanalyze the four 'Elves' and invited them to see her in her garden after dinner that evening.
"We are dead meat," Mary said after they received the invitation.
"Legolas! What did you say!" all three girls yelled at the terrified Elf.
"Nothing! Honest!" he said, shaking like a leaf in a bright pink dress.
"What are going to do?" Dolly asked Tithenwen.
"Attend it I guess, but not give ourselves away. So be very careful about what you say. If you screw up, I will hunt you down and hurt you. Understood?" she said, glaring at Legolas who gulped in fear.
"Let's get ready for dinner then," said Mary.
Phase Two: Drive everyone to insanity - was just beginning and was currently on hold.
Author's Notes:
I can't believe how long it has been since I last updated! Chapters are probably not going to be anywhere near as long as normal, and I'm sorry about it but it has become very hard to write this story. Look for the next chapter in a week or two.
Reviewers!
Mr. Random - Glad you still like it!
Faramir Fancier - Lego is the only cross-dresser, but the other Elves haven't figured out that the three girls are girls yet. As for an escape driver, they don't have one. And Galadriel is really close to figuring them out. And they are going Valar knows where once they are finished with Lothlorien.