Okay. Please don't throw sharp and pointy and ouchie things at me! I know this'll probably be yet another short chapter, and possibly one of the worst chapters, but we all knew it was going to come eventually, right? I own none of the characters, just the location. And the dialogue. And what they do.

Butler and Foaly:

"Well done, Butler! Apart from the fact that that door is the last one to try, I have no idea how you could've possibly figured it out!"

The most sarcastic grin I have ever seen or heard of has just been thrown in the direction of Foaly. Quite amazing to watch, if I don't say so myself.

Artemis and Holly:

In the space of another few seconds, but ended up feeling like minutes for those involved, not a lot more happened in our little janitors closet. Artemis opened his mouth to speak…

Butler and Foaly:

"Well, what the hell are you waiting for? Open the bloody door, Butler!"

"I can't! You do it!"

"Pfft. Baby. Well, get out of the way, then!"

Holly and Artemis:

Artemis opened his mouth to speak… and instantly regretted it. He never did get to say the words "What the fuck ARE you doing, Short?" readily formed on his tongue. In the end he didn't need to. Mind you, he also felt the words had been taken right away…

…Holly leaned forward and…

Butler and Foaly:

Foaly's hand hovered above the doorknob. "On three, ok?"

"Yup. Three sounds good."

"One…"

"Two…"

Holly and Artemis:

… Holly leaned forward and… kissed Artemis once, soundly on the lips, having it last a few seconds.

Artemis' eyes widened with horror as he realised, too late what was happening. Only one thought ran around his mind, causing havoc in its little circular path… "EEEEEEWWWWEEE!"

Thankfully, the door chose this exact moment to open, allowing Foaly to stick his head around the corner…

Butler and Foaly:

"Erm, ah, yes… hmmm… ahh, H-H-Holly? A-Artemis?"

"What's happening, Foaly? Gods' sake, move your big head out of the way!… Oh."

Holly and Artemis:

Artemis' eyes widened again, partly because the door had been opened, but partly because of the heads looking around it. The two most embarrassing people for each of our kissing friends… Butler and Foaly. Well, Artemis thought, one shouldn't complain now. At least we're free.

NNNNOOOOO! NOT THE END! Well, sadly, and annoyingly, this is the end of this fic. But don't worry! There is another fic I am about to start writing that I have figured out is in parallel to this one (I think. Anyway, it's being written as if it's happening at the same time as this, but not quite. It will make sense when it's up)

Thank-You sooooooo much to EVERYONE who posted a review to this story, when it was in its original home and here. Big hugs to you all! And an extra special thanks to Catwytch, for helping me write this fic, and to schizophrenic squirrel, athleticsrulz, trouble kelp, CoffeeAndCherryBrandy, Lugian-Holly before swine, and everyone else who has left reviews for all your fabby reviews. With any luck, the next version will be up soon!