Hehe I thought i'd post it and get it over with! I don't know why I'm bothering though I can see people like Sian and Alex REALLY hate it! Well read on and there might even be another installement tonight, from either Trying Times or Red Dwarf - The Musical, or even the first chapter of Red Dwarf - Robot Wars, (set straight after Reflections)

Soul Mates

"Wow, that's… deep." Kira said softly as Cat finished his story and shifted his weight uncomfortably.

"…Yeah."

"Cat that wasn't me but I would have still said those things if I'd had the chance. I love you and Dani more than anything – You're my entire life purpose., and we've gotta be soul mates as I can't imagine it any other way. Kira finished her speech close to tears, hugging Dani closer to her chest. She then leaned in to Cat, kissing him lovingly.

"So." She said jokingly as they parted. "I mean more to you than your suits do?"

"Hey, so I exaggerated!" Cat replied grinning.

"Oi, you!" She smiled, punching him lightly in the arm. Cat responded by moving Dani to a safe place before pouncing on Kira playfully. He pinned her to the bed and the pair began a heated game of tonsil tennis. After a few moments Cat sighed and pulled away.

"What is it?" Kira asked as she ran a hand through her now dishevelled hair.

"The curry monster." Cat replied as Lister entered through the door, holding his own, self – customised guitar.

"Right – Let's see who's really the best." He challenged.

"Bud…" Cat sighed, shaking his head.

"No buts – This is WAR!"

"I didn't even say but…" Cat muttered shaking his head again but reaching for his guitar anyway – despite his better judgement.

"Watch how you play that thing or I'll kill you on grounds of air pollution."

"Don't take the smeg. I know you know this song anyway – I'll play the first verse – WITH singing, and you continue with the second." Lister then launched into a twangy and out of key rendition of the beloved Red Dwarf theme tune, with the continuous hollering backing from Dani and the occasional "Oh my GAWD!" from Cat.

"You think you can do any better?" Lister challenged as he finished.

"THINK? Buddy I KNOW!" Cat then softly strummed out the tune, the words flowing naturally.

"I'd like to lay shipwrecked and comatose,

Drinking fresh mango juice,

Goldfish shoals nibbling at my toes,

Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun,

Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun."

"See! – No difference!" Lister cried as Cat reached the end of the tune.

The End