Disclaimer: Don't own MBSS… oh wait that ain't right… I mean SSBM… I also don't own Tylenol… I OWN NOTHING! YAY! Wait a minute, that's a bad thing… OH NO!

Author's Note: LET'S ALL PRAY FOR NEW ORLEANS! GO NEW ORLEANS PEOPLE! YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE IT! WHOO! Sorry, I'm on sugar…

Take 1 for 'Mushy Gushy Soaps'… I like cheese…

"Uh… Dr. Marion… um… did you say that I will live for… ALRIGHT, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS NUMBER?" Kirby screamed at the director, completely aggravated at the number he couldn't read. The director sighs and looks in his script.

"2." The director answered tired of working with idiots. "Alright, starting from the top, people…!"

Take 2! I'M SO HAPPY!

"Dr. Marion, did you say that I will… live for 2 months…?" Kirby rehearsed unsurely, trying to read the 'words that don't make sense'.

"Yes that is what I-a said! Too-a bad…" Dr. Marion--… pardon me, Dr. Mario said while reading his script.

"OMFG, NO! Uh… my hot wife please hold- WHOA." Kirby breathed out once he saw Peach in a skin-tight, pink tank top and a pair of really tight short-shorts. "Oh jeez… please… um… hold me…?" The pink blob stuttered as he couldn't help but stare at Peach's chest. Peach giggled and held him. Kirby fainted leaving Peach dumbfounded.

"Oops… what did I do…?"

"Oh my Go- CUT!" The director screamed through his megaphone. He rubbed his temples. "Okay Kirby what the HELL was that bullshit?" The director sputtered out angrily and loudly. Kirby didn't speak because he fainted. "ANSWER ME, MAN!"

"Mr. Dick, is class over yet? I've got to go piss…" Captain Falcon murmured while holding his place and dancing around. The drama teacher didn't hear him since he took so much Tylenol that he passed out. Captain Falcon whimpered and started to dance away while gnawing at his lower lip trying not to think of pissing in his new baggy shorts.

Samus rolled her eyes under her helmet.

"Captain Dork-on, his name isn't Dick it's, Mr. Rick…" Samus corrected the prancing teen still trying not to pee. He glared at 'Miss Know-it-all' in a quick second before he started to jump so much that it didn't even look like dancing anymore.

"I'M GONNA EXPLODE!" Captain Falcon screamed right before dashing into the men's room like his race car. Zelda was doing her make-up while Donkey-Kong was smashing the lights and jumping around like an… uh…ape… (God, that didn't sound right.)

That's when he bumped into Zelda intentionally and caused her lipstick to slip into her eye. She yelped and held her eye. Zelda shot daggers at Donkey Kong who was going ape. (Yeah, I know, crappy.) She turned into Sheik and then literally starting shooting daggers at Donkey Kong's ass. He screeched and held his butt while running away from the dagger-wielding lady/man.

Luigi was girly fighting his brother, Mario and Link was admiring his face in his mirror. Mario and Luigi's fight bumped into Link and his mirror broke. Link screeched and got a nervous breakdown.

Pichu was scurrying around until he bumped into the passed out drama teacher. Pichu noticed something in his drama teacher's pocket and grinned evilly. The little, yellow creature shuffled through Mr. Rick's pocket and got out his wallet. He shoved it into his own 'pocket' and started scurrying around again like nothing happened.

Pikachu stared blankly at the chaos and started picking at his ear.

Mr. Game and Watch was bumping into walls and preaching beeping profanities. (Yes, really bad punch line.)

Mewtwo was focusing on his powers while Roy and Marth were sword fighting. Jigglypuff was bumped into and got really mad so she started to sing. Everyone suddenly stopped what they were doing and getting tired. They started to falldown like flies and in no time, everyone was asleep. Jigglypuff puffed up in anger and started marking everyone's faces with her marker of evil…

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