Author's Note:

Okay, this is not even on track but I had to do something. This is a chapter was made during major writer's block. I will be back to Sirius asking people about himself next chapter. This is very short but please review! Hope you like it.

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Regular: the Marauders are listening to the recording

ITALICS: the actual recording.

Chapter Three: A Day in the Life of Sirius Black

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"Ah, another glorious day of…researching myself. Remember WW I am Sirius Black and I am sexy."

"Mr. Black we are in the middle of class put that thing away!"

"Certainly Minnie. You know, I am not feeling so good. Can I go see Poppy?"

"Mr. Black you are not sick. Now sit back down!

"Oh, but I am!"

"Prove it, Black."

"Um…."

"SEE! TAKE YOUR SEAT NOW!"

"Fine."

"Padfoot, I told you not get on her nerves today."

"Shut up, Moony. I have a headache."

"So do I. I think the whole entire class has one."

"Look! Evans is using a headache charm. Wow, doesn't she just do it so gracefully. She raises her hand like an angel."

"Oh god Lover Boy, get a grip. It is just Evans. She is nothing special."

"Nothing special, Sirius. NOTHING SPECIAL! LIL…"

"Mr. Potter is there something you would like to say?"

"Why, yes there is. I was just saying to say to Sirius before you rudely interrupted me…"

"Professor! You look like a tomato. I do NOT like tomatoes!"

"That Lily Evans is special in so many ways!"

"Yeah, like mentally! She actually likes to study! HA! HA! HA!"

"Mr. Black! DETENTION!"

"Sirius!"

"Yes, Prongsie boy? Did you see the look on Evans face when she left? That was hilarious!"

"Shut up!"

"What?

"If you keep doing this then I will never get her! God!"

"I will talk to her! Will that make it better?"

"Without insulting her?"

"Yeah, sure."

"Repeat after me."

"Repeat after me."

"I will not insult Lily Evans when I talk to her."

"I will try to not insult Lily Evans when I talk to her."

"I will not insult Lily Evans when I talk to her."

"I will try to not insult Lily Evans when I talk to her."

"I will not insult Lily Evans when I talk to her."

"I will try to not insult Lily Evans when I talk to her."

"I will not insult Lily Evans when I talk to her."

"I will try to not insult Lily Evans when I talk to her."

"RRR! JUST SAY IT RIGHT!"

"I am just kidding. I will not insult Lily Evans when I talk to her."

"Ever again."

"Hey you never said ever again. I can NOT promise that in a million years!"

There was a smacking noise coming out of the wizarding tape recorder.

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"That still hurts, Prongs." Sirius Black rubbed the back of his head soothingly. He was making mock sounds of pain and faces of agony.

James and the rest of the Marauders just smacked him in the back of his head. Sirius fell off the bed and onto the cold stone ground.

"OW! NOW THAT HURT!"

"Shh. Evans and Cummings might come back," said James. He looked scared because of their last meeting which scared him.

"Why would we care if they come up here? The last time we saw them was just so joyous," commented Sirius sarcastically.

"Black!"

"Potter!"

"GET DOWN HERE NOW! BRING THAT TAPE RECORDER!"

"Do you think they are happy or mad?" asked Sirius.

"Knowing Lily and Shelby they are most likely angry with you," said Remus Lupin nonchalantly still flipping through his book. The rest of the Marauders gulped before having to head done stairs with the tape recorder in the hands of Sirius. When they were at the bottom of the steps they saw Lily Evans and Shelby Cummings on the couch acting perfectly civil. The sixteen year old boys stood there in shock.

"Start the tape," Shelby ordered. The Marauders were still shocked.

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"Here I am in the…ow, Poppy that hurts."

"Mr. Black just let me heal you without giving a tantrum like a little three year old boy."

"Can you make it a growing, strong, and irresistible three year old boy?"

"No."

"AHH! COME ON!"

"No."

"Fine. As I was saying before SOMEONE started to poke me; I am in the Hospital Wing because mentally disordered Ev… OW, POPPY!"

"Mr. Black, I was not even touching you."

"THEN WHAT WAS THAT?"

"It seems Miss. Evans has put a charm on you so whenever you insult her you will feel a slight shock. Good girl, good girl, always knew she would do something like this to Black after all these years of torturing."

"A SLIGHT SHOCK? THAT WAS NOT A SLIGHT SHOCK! YOU GUYS SHOULD JUST KILL ME NOW!"

"Stop being over dramatic. You can go now."

"What? Aren't you going to take that curse off me that Evans put on me?"

"No, it is time someone taught you a lesson. I think that I will keep it on you. Goodbye Mr. Black, and have a nice day."

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"Nice one, Evans," said James.

"Thanks, I guess."

"It still isn't gone. It hurts badly," complained Sirius.

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"Well, this is a day in the life of Sirius Black. WAIT! It wasn't a full day. On full days I get a girl to sleep with me. Shit, I got to go find a pretty girl. WW this is an almost full day of me, sexiest man in Hoggy-warts."

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Authors Note:

Sorry it took so long. I had a major writers block. I still do. I just wanted to get something up. Like it. Hate it. Please tell me.

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