A/N: slight HoroxRen… and more random goodness.

Chapter 4 Coffee beans and Glue tubes.

Hao was not sure how much time had passed; he began feeling tired and was soon asleep.

Hao woke up to someone prodding him, it was Yoh.

"Hao wake up something's not right with Horo and Ren?" Hao looked up, at first he thought he was dreaming.

Horo and Ren were dancing arm in arm in their underwear. Ren had a very large flask in one hand which he kept taking swigs from, and Horo had one of the glue tubes in his.

Hao sat in disbelief; this had to been a dream.

"ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY COFFEE BEAN!" Ren cried out. Both Horo and Ren began laughing wildly.

"This has to be a dream." Hao said to himself, placing his head in his hands. Yoh moaned.

"Oh, Hao you have to do something, the Gnomes have taken over their minds." Hao looked down at his twin brother, who was knelt on the floor crying softly.

Hao was losing his temper, he did not even want to help fix the Garden Gnomes, and now Ren was completely hyper on coffee and both Horo and Yoh had been sniffing the glue.

Hao looked up at Horo and Ren who had stopped dancing. Horo took Ren's head in his hands.

"I love you Ren." Horo said kissing Ren on each cheek then on the lips.

Hao raised an eyebrow; he thought Ren must be out of it to allow that.

"Awww… Horo I love you too" Said Ren taking another swig of the very strong coffee.

Hao sighed. There was only one thing he could do.

Hao got up and walked over to the two in their underwear. Horo saw him coming.

"HAO!" He cried, Horo went running towards him, but tripped and ended up rugby tackling the pyro.

Yoh looked up from over the table.

"Hao?" Yoh crawled over to his big brother. Ren came walking over too.

"You OK Horo?" Asked Ren.

"Hao?" Yoh poked Hao in the head, he had his eyes closed. Yoh's eyes began to water.

"Is he dead?" Asked Ren taking yet another drink from the flask.

"Horo you killed him." Yoh began to wail.

Horo began to panic.

"Who knows C.P.R?" He yelled

"What's C.P.R stand for?" Ren asked he seemed completely oblivious to everything around him.

Horo stood and looked at the Chinese Shaman.

"Don't know." He said plainly.

They both laughed and started hugging each other again.

Yoh was wailing over Hao's 'dead' body.

Hao opened his eyes and sat up.

"Hao you're alive!" Yoh clung to his brother's waist. Hao growled in anger looking at the other two who had gone back to dancing, it did not seem to bother them that they were still in their underwear. "It's a miracle!" Yoh cried out.

Hao stood, "Yer it will be a god dam miracle if those two live." Yoh looked worried then hid under the table as the Fire Spirit appeared.

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Disclaimer: You all know wat goes here but ne way..."i dont own sk or the characters ect."( ...wish i did tho )