A/N: Here it is the last of the Garden Gnomes. I hope you enjoy as there will be no sequel to this sequel. ...well enjoy.
Chapter 6 1000 Garden Gnomes, Paint, Coffee and Glue tubes later.
Morning.
The night had been a hectic one, considering all that had gone on everyone was amazed that they had not woken Anna, or anyone else down the street for that matter. The effects of the glue had worn off and Hao had managed to stop Ren from drinking any more coffee.
It was early morning when they finally finished repairing the Garden Gnomes, and it had been a hard job since some of the pieces were so small it was hard to place them so many Gnomes had random small holes everywhere. From a distance it was hard to tell the Gnomes had been broken, but up close; especially on those that felt the full might of Ren's Kwan-Dao, the cracks and glue could be seen easily.
Now the Garden Gnomes stood all round the Garden some painted some not.
"I see you have finished your little task then." Anna came walking out into the garden. The boys turned to look at her all hollow-eyed, and looking like Ren once had (before the whole coffee incident), Anna smiled. "Well now all you have to do is paint those Gnomes you never painted and re-paint those Gnomes you did." Anna said picking up a painted Gnome and looking at it, "you can see all the cracks."
The boys were silent, though Ren from exhaustion and from the building rage of being reminded that the Gnomes still had to be pained had required a twitch in his eye and began to laugh like a madman.
"Ren you O.K?" Asked Horo most sleepily.
"Do I look O.K? How can I possibly be O.K? I have spent the past three days painting and repairing these bloody Garden Gnomes…for what…tell me for what…WHAT ON THIS GOD, DAMN, BLEEDING, EARTH COULD YOU WANT WITH 1000 BLOODY, LITTLE, TWATTING, GARDEN GNOMES?" A vain could be seen pulsing in Ren's forehead; his eyes were bulging as he stood facing Anna. (A/N: twatting is a word I seem to like at the moment)
"I think you need to calm down a little Ren?" Horo stood and placed a hand on Ren's shoulder.
"Me calm down, I'm very calm. You should be talking to that one." Ren said pointing to Anna. "She's the control freak that loves to force us to do the most stupid of things, like paint those STUPID BLOODY GARDEN GNOMES."
Anna stood still her eyes closed, Horo, Yoh and Hao were sat watching Anna closely; looking for any hint that she was about to beat Ren to a pulp; for being so disrespectful, but she just grinned.
"Well I see you have all failed." Anna said quietly to herself.
"…"
"I gave you those Gnomes as training."
"…"
"It was meant to test your patience, determination and hand-eye coordination."
"…"
"Well you could at least say something; you four."
"You made us do that as a training exercise?" muttered Hao.
"I've been sat here, thinking I've lost my marbles all because of a training exercise." Said Yoh.
Everyone was completely shocked. Horo, Yoh and Hao sat there thinking. Ren began to laugh again.
"All that just for a bit of training?" Everyone turned to look at the Chinese shaman again, something was wrong.
"Training…"
"Erm…Ren…"Horo was back by Ren's side he didn't want Ren to flip and destroy things again.
A few days later.
Anna had called Faust to see to Ren. He had not left his room and sat in the corner rocking backwards and forwards. He had not ate or slept in this time.
The others had to repair the hole in the fencing that Hao had made and finish paining the Gnomes. They wore special masks to stop the fumes affecting them.
Faust came out to talk to them.
"I've never seen anyone like that before… it's very odd… it's like post dramatic stress syndrome… but he hasn't been in an accident or had anything happen to him has he?" Faust looked around the garden and noticed all the Gnomes. "So that was what he kept mumbling about."
"Is Ren alright Faust… what's he said?" Asked Horo he had been worried for Ren.
"It looks like the Garden Gnomes have sent Ren crazy…"
A/N… alas it had to come to a end... I hope you all enjoyed reading as I did writing…THE GARDEN GNOMES RULE SUPREME!...if you have been affected in anyway (i.e. slight madness or a fear of Garden Gnomes) by this story or by 'Garden Gnomes' then my goal has been accomplished thank you.
I thank all the people that made Garden Gnomes and Garden Gnomes 2 what it is today by reviewing. thank you to all my lovely reviewers ...Love& Peace to you all...Kari.
Disclaimer note: La de da de di... if you think i do own the SK gang thenyou need help...