DISCLAIMER: AS A RANDOM THIEF I MAY HAVE STOLEN SEVERAL THINGS FOR MY STORY; I DO NOT OWN FINAL FANTASY (sadly, just some stuff XD), OR ANY ANIME WHATSOEVER (well, some... manga, DVDs etc..), I DO NOT OWN TEH "XP" "DON'T YOU SMILEY AT ME!" JOKE (.hack/MUTATION does) OR... teh Esure man. Actually... I do. He lives with me. He lives under my bed. :3 I feed him cheesy snacks. :D I also do not own Yuffie Kisaragi, I just roleplay her... apparently. shifty I do not own any bishies, except my Cloud-chan (who does belong to me but he needs a "I do not own Cloud Strife" disclaimer.. etc) I do not own: FF, FMA, Furuba, .hack 8 Simple Rules, Osmosis Jones, Tokyo Mew Mew, Oompa-Loompas OR Excel Saga. I DO HOWEVER OWN: Rhi (mai bitch/best friend :D), Chibi-kun (teh Kotarou-kun to my Misha), and Gemma (I have tied her up before. I can do it again. Thefore, I own her. XD)

TEH FIRST INSTALLMENT OF MANY INSTALLMENTS!

Yuki picked up a phone and left the house, where he then bumped into Roy Mustang, who chucked a dog at him. He grabbed the cat running away with a rabid disliking for said dog, and used it's long claws to carve "is ur fridg runnin?" into the bark of a nearby tree. A young woman named Boblo ran out of the house and screamed
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY FRIDGE! MY MUFFINS WILL TURN INTO ATOMIC WEAPONS! NOOOOO!" Then suddenly, the pillock from the ESure advert appeared:
"Calm down dear! It's a commercial!" he ESured her (hehe), and then his head exploded in a cloud of music.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!" Boblo screamed, and she rushed indoors, forgetting in her haste the reassurance.

"NOOOOOOOO!" she squealed, for her fridge had indeed combusted.

She lay next to the fragments of fridge, and closed her eyes.

Next door, a girl sat cutting her nails.
"WOULD YOU LIKE SOME CAKE!" A random woman enquired, appearing, randomly of course, and shoving cake into the freaked-out girl's face. She raised an eyebrow comically, and noted a ladder in the leg of her striped tights.
"Bugger!" she commented, pulling it thoughtlessly. It began to grow, until her entire body was engulfed by the enormous hole.

That's not a good sign.. she thought to herself, realising she was trapped, hopelessly lost, and no-one was ever going to find her.

"HEY! MEII-CHAN!" The woman had re-appeared, and she took a huge pair of nail scissors, the ones Meii had been using as nail clippers 100 times largified, and cut through the tights.

"Thank you Frey!" she laughed, tossing the gargantuan tights in the waste disposal unit she kept handy for times like this.

" 'Yo Papa-H!" Anthony suddenly appeared, and Frey wondered who on Earth he was, and why he had chosen to type in such luridly coloured text.

"Um, yo! Like... who the hell are you!" Frey questioned, eyes wide. "Yo! Anthony yo! I'm just chillin', ladies!" he answered, sticking his thumbs up in a ludicrously positive gesture.

"LIKE OMG!" "WE'RE LIKE ALL GONNA DIE!" "LIKE, OH NOOOO!" Bridget Hennessy screamed, clutching her long blonde locks. A meteor was headed for their home, with "DESTINATION: AXLELIA" stamped on it's arse. Although it was going teh complete wrong sodding way, it ignored it and continued to head for the Hennessy establishment near Michigan.

"LOL YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!" Another meteor with "DESTINATION: LOOMPA-LAND" stamped clearly on it's pert posterior. Then, they both swooped, wiping out the entire human race. A passing Angel hissed:
"WHOA! They made more of a mess than the SECOND IMPACT!" Then, the Angel also died.

THANK YOU FOR READING THIS IDIOT'S STORY! LOVE TO YE WHO READ THIS!

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Yuffie 333