A new story by one so insane she should be named Excel but she's not actually she is in fact Yuffie but that's not right either and- -gagged-
And, so our story begins, weaving a tale of despair, in which a poor victim of the story includes a young boy who has to cut his beloved hair but it actually grows back but all his rabid fangirls -coughYuffieandRiza- revolt against teh ebil man who made him cut it, named Yusukia Kuramia Kuwaria Yukinia Yu Yu Eien Koenmai the SECOND, daughter of Kita Lilailia Queetie Boama Majhallia. AND finally, I make a full stop, because I have the power to do that and it is great. Yes. It is. Anywaysiolosa, a girl named Paul lived with a man named Jennifer and they had lots of children and one was named Winry Rockbell and she soon married Lust and together they were happy in the land of shoujo ai, then Eiri Yuki came along and he chanted "YAOI! YAOI! YAOI!" and kissed whoever he likes to be shounen ai-ish with since the idiot writing this has not yet explored the realms of shounen ai except for strange fan fiction she reads about RoyXEd... -A MOMENT WHILST OUR AUTHORESS DROOLS- Ah, yes, done, gomen nasai minna... minnow! Fish! Nya:3
-the
Authoress turns into Ichigo from Tokyo Mew Mew and has a fish stuck
in her mouth like in the first volume of the manga- Er, now where was
I? Oh yes, Roy and E- -hit on head with extremely large stick- OH
WHAT PAIN! Er, yes... oh yes, FISH! Fish is right, isn't it?
-checks with manager- Our conversation:
Manager-sama: "NO YOU
STUPID IDIOT! NOT FISH!"
Yuffie: "... gomen nasai
?"
Manager-sama: -hits Yuffie with nearby phone-
Yuffie:
"OW!"
Manager-sama: "KEEP WRITING NORMAL
STUFF!"
Yuffie:
"I-like-to-give-my-people-what-they-want-and-that-is-not-n-
HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL ILPALLATZO!"
Manager-sama: "EXCUSE ME?"
Yuffie: "ILPALLATZO-SAMA:D:D:D:D"
Manager-sama: -grabs Yuffie and strangles her-
In loving memory of my writing career (and myself)
Yuffie 3