Another-random-story-from-she-who-eats-one-meal-a-day-and -- also lives as she was ressurected by teh Gods of Misfortune For Yuffie's Readers

Bwahahahahha ph34r teh next installment to my insane tales of dooooooooom. Yesh so anywhom
One day in an extremely large household the household family of the household got a dog! Guess what? A household one!
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"DON'T YOU SMILEY AT ME!" The new dog snarled. The dog's name was Tolus Amigonia Sonorousiala Osmosis Jones the Sevenhundredandeightyseventh. -rambles on and on- Anywhom We shall call her TASOJSHESTH for short! (XPPPPPP) The owner of this particular mutt, Sofialalalalalalalala, simply grinned. She wasn't scared of the daft mongrel! How dare the little beast try to intimidate her, even if it -DID- have an extremely long name the authoress shortened to make it even longer on purpose to piss people off! That didn't matter to

Sofialalalalalalalala, now, did it! She was pondering her existence on this dear planet, when suddenly a very chibi boy appeared. He had spiky brown hair and looked a bit like Squall (-Fangirls -COUGHRIZAANDYUFFIECOUGH- squeal in delight-). Yuffie (teh authoress, teh me :D), appeared and GLOMPED the kid in her utter and sheer adoration for him. The boy looked bewildered.

"CHIBI CHIBI CHIBI!" Yuffie exclaimed, noogie-ing the boy happily.

"Shut uuuuuuuppp..." he complained, shaking his gorgeous locks.

"Chibi-kuuuuuuuuun!" she grinned. Suddenly, a random dude appeared. He was taller than Chibi-kun, but -- OH NO! A random vampire randomly appeared to randomly nibble someone's neck!

"I," the fiesty vampiress announced, in between munches, "Am Teh Vampiress of Dooooooooooom, A.K.A. (S) Rhiannon -- (L) --Anth (S) -... shit!" she grinned trumpetly (NOT A TYPO OF TRIUMPHANTLY! BTW), and took a great chunk out of the unlucky critter's neck. "OOOOOOOOOOOOOW ME NECK!" he yelled in peeeeeeain (only idiots -coughYuffieandRhicough- will get teh "peeeeeain" joke ;D), in a fabulous Ceeakeland accent. The authoress was delighted with his Ceeakeland accent and she appointed him Guest Star of the... Story... except for Teh Vampiress of Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooom:D

Sure ya wanna keep reading, people? Ooooookay, but, WARNING:
Explicit content: Teh word "appeared" is used FAR TOO MUCH!
Racism: The word "lol" is used! -SHOCK HORROR!-
1337ism: t3h w0rd5 m4y b lyk h4rd 2 r34d 4 411 u idi075 0u7 7h3r3!

Side Note: BWAHAHAHAHHA! Ph34R MY 4W350M3 1337 5KILL0RZ! D
AND SO ON AND SO FORTH.

Anway, before teh authoress leaves us in a drunken/13373d stupor... let us CONTINUE! D D D
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"I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU, NO SMILEYING!" TASOJSHESTH bellowed angrily. "Just 'cause you're -ACTUALLY- a he/she dog!" Sofilalalalalalalalalalalala taunted gleefully. "I AM NOT!" TASOJHESTH snapped, furious to be teased about something so... personal. "PH34R G377ING UR H34D RIPP3D 0FF BY M3 IF U D0N'7 5HU7 7H3 H311 UP!" TASOJHESTH leeted angrily. Just then, a random slut appeared! (WARNING, RACISM)

"LOL! ur lyk so gud at tht hakin spk ppls use! lol! a cnt bleeve it lol! a luv it!" " Teh other "txtspkers" appeared in a random vengance of their leader who died sadly when someone spoke to her in GASPY NORMAL TYPE! Well, actually... that wasn't it, someone stole her bottle of vinegar for her fish 'n' chips. (DON'T ASK.) She was furiously filled with fury, and furiously she ran over to teh other table to nick it back, when suddely, a large puff of smoke appeared, and she died. On her gravestone, there was the words, "R.I.P. gemma luven sum1. she waz lyk a luvly person nd tht..." When Sofialalalalalalalalal saw her grave, she burst out laughing so loud that a ramdom pepper pot appeared with a "-PING-!" and Yuffie teh authoress screamed in glee and delightness. "MAI CLOUD-CHAN!" she shrieked and ran over to her rather girlish looking hubby and glomped him joyfully. Cloud appeared, as if from nowhere, holding a large neon sign, which read "I am obsessed with dressing like an idiot in a pink dress:D:D:D Ph34r mai crossplay:D" Teh authoress, Yuffie, grinned at this and nodded, adding a, "Well yesh that's true ", and then running away from teh angered Cloud-chan-whose-pants-were-stolen-by-Riza-.

- - - Squee! A Chocobo! (Randomly put there for the joy of our authoress..)