Title: Fastest Man Alive - With a Limp
Author: girlinterrupted
Summary: It's Bruce and Diana's wedding day. Unfortunately, things start screwing up, and it's up to Flash to set everything right.
Whoops, I forgot to add a disclaimer.
I don't own Justice League...sniffle
Replies to the reviews are below:
Trepverter: There! I updated it pretty fast. Please don't cry! Heh heh. Anyways, thanks for your review. I'm glad you're enjoying it.
SLytheringurl650: I'm happy you found it funny. Thanks for the review.
Gotham's Princess: Thanks! I love the Brainiac/Darkseid thing line too. I was afraid no one would understand it, but I'm glad you did. Thanks for the review!
sokerfreek922: Thank you.
hawkgirl04: Thank you.
Skite: Haha, I like your theories, but I'm not answering your questions because it might ruin the surprise. But, I'll answer your other ones : Wally is NOT in love with Diana. He does not approve of their wedding because he's not ready to accept the fact that Bats actually loves someone. That's all I can say. Thank you for the review!
doc-trigger: I pity him, too, but, hell, I'm the author and can do what I want with him (evil grin). Haha. I'd love to tell you why, but I'm afraid I can't. Thanks for the review, though!
Icha (2): I'm glad you're enjoying it. I can't tell you why he's like that. I haven't gone to Italy/Spain yet, though. I'm leaving tomorrow. I will update the fic as soon as I get back, though, guaranteed. Haha, you gotta love Bats. Thanks for the review.
DianaRulz: Yeah, I just HAD to use Aresia somewhere. Although she is not my favourite villain, I really like her. I'm happy you found it funny. Thanks for the review.
- Chapter 3 -
"Halt, intruder!"
"Dang it."
The two guards brandished their spears at Wally, as they saw "her" approaching. Wally was trying to move stealthily, but apparently nothing got by Amazonian guards.
"You are trespassing. You must die."
"WAIT! I come in peace. I am…Diana's close friend!" Wally improvised in an insincere female voice, holding up "her" hands. The two guards looked at each other.
"You are in acquaintance with her highness?" One asked, narrowing her eyes.
"Yes," Wally said, slowly lowering his hands. "She's a very good pal of mine."
"You are from Man's World?" The other asked, fiercely.
"Yes. Diana sent me to get some of her belongings, as she was very busy with some…important matters," Wally said, trying not to blush as he lied through his teeth.
"You are still trespassing. You must die." Apparently, Amazonians weren't much for negotiating, as they approached Wally menacingly.
"Hey, look; It's Brad Pitt!" Wally shouted, pointing behind them. When both guards turned to look, Wally took the opportunity to zoom off without them noticing. Turning back around, they shouted angrily at being fooled. As they resumed their post, the first guard, thinking of Wally, said, "They sure make them ugly on Man's World."
"What's a brad pit, anyways?"
"Must be where they make them."
Wally made it to the tower within seconds. He knocked on the front door, knowing it would only be in vain. Then, he pushed it open and sped towards the top of the tower.
"Aresia?" He said. No one was in the bedroom he entered. As he looked around, something gleaming on the ground caught his eye. Bending to pick it up, he realized it was one of her bracelets.
"You're not Diana," came a gruff voice that certainly wasn't that of a female. Wally turned around to face an extremely large man. He had black, curly hair, a large goatee and was wearing a black suit of armor.
"Dude, I remember you! That god from the underworld…"
"I am Lord Hades, you insignificant mortal."
"Riiight…Hades! The one who kept trying to…" Wally zoomed away as fire came out of Hades's mouth.
"…torch us," Wally finished.
"You are fast," Hades admitted, as Wally dodged all his fire blasts. "But Diana was a fool for sending you in her place."
"What do you want with her?" Wally asked, his mascara running from his excessive sweat.
"That is none of your concern, mortal. Actually, if I threatened to kill this one, you would get me what I want," Hades moved aside to reveal Aresia, bound and gagged, and struggling with all her might. However, Hades did not know that Wally could travel faster than the speed of light. Before he could blink, Wally had freed Aresia.
"I did not need your help," she growled at him.
"You sound like Bats…I mean, you're welcome," Wally said, quickly, remembering his womanly disguise, and dodging another fire blast from Hades.
"Where is Diana's wedding dress!" Wally asked her, ready to ditch the female voice as it was hurting his throat.
"I don't know what you're talking about," Aresia answered, looking at him angrily.
"She stole Diana's wedding dress under my control," Hades roared. "I did it to lure Diana here."
"Why?" Wally wondered.
"Because I wasn't invited to her wedding. I'm technically her father!" Hades yelled.
"YOU'RE her father!" Wally couldn't help but laugh. "Well, she certainly didn't get her good looks from you!"
"You dirty, filthy mortal!" Hades screamed, angrily.
"Hey, I'm not the one from hell!" Wally replied. "Diana doesn't like you, so deal with it. After what you did, I wouldn't like you either."
"What I did? You don't know the half—"
"Ok, enough talk. We can make this one hundred times easier if you just give me the dress now," Wally said, menacingly.
"I'll give it to you on one condition," Hades growled, menacingly.
"Did you get it!"
Grinning, Flash held out the practically untouched, white wedding dress that must have cost at least a million dollars. With Bats' money, he wouldn't be surprised if it did cost that much. Wonder Woman praised the gods and grabbed it from him.
"Thank you, Flash. You've saved the day!"
"There is…a problem…"
"Oh, great. What, Aresia wants to be my maid of honor?" Wonder Woman said, putting the finishing touches on her make-up.
"Well, it wasn't really Aresia that stole it. She was under the command of Hades," Flash explained.
"That foul demon?" Shayera asked, punching her fist.
"What does he want?"
Flash paused for a moment.
"Spit it out!"
Flash tried not to laugh, but failed.
"He wants to be your flower girl...person…um…demon."
To be continued
A/n: Yes, I know this chapter was sloppy, but I was in rush to post...going on vacation tomorrow. I think this is probably the worst chapter in my story, so please don't think I'm going downhill...perish the thought.
On a lighter not, I love you, reviewers. You made me feel really happy. Because of you, I updated my story as soon as I could. AND! I went for my driver's test and I passed! YAY! No more taking the bus everywhere! So, thank you! As soon as I come back from vacation, be ready to see another update!
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