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The Thrift Store
Yippee!
Sirius and Remus finally reached the Thrift Store! Yay for them!
Yippee! Cheered Sirius as he walked through the door.
"It smells like a thrift store in here." Said Remus,
They walked around and looked at old stuff. Sirius picked out a pair of high heel shoes and an eye patch with a skull and crossbones on it.
Remus picked out a book called "Why Gravity is Evil" By Megan. Sirius tried out the high heels and fell over,
"GRAVITY IS EVIL!" he shouted.
They walked around and looked at more stuff until they came to a shelf of ominous looking dolls.
"Wow, they're creepy," said Sirius
They turned around to look at other stuff when they heard something behind them, they turned around and saw that the dolls had turned into vampires and were hissing at them and eating candles, Sirius reached into his pocket for some tic- tacs but instead he found a can of tomato sauce. He opened the can with the can opener that Remus always kept in his shoe.
Then he threw tomato sauce all over the vampires. The vampires screamed and melted into pieces of cheese, Sirius and Remus picked up the cheese, bought their stuff and went home, Remus took the cheese and fed it to his cat Bob, who barfed it up into Sirius' shoes when he wasn't looking.
THE ENDThanx for reading my story! Please Review!
Just in case you were interested, Killing the vampires with tomato sauce was based on a dream I had after watching Van Helsing. lol