Shaman King TV
By: kawaii-abiekairi
Disclaimer: oO You know already. So don't sue us, okay?
Kairi's Notes: I hope someone's reading this. OR ELSE! I KNOW WHERE YOU ALL LIVE! I will burn your house down! Mwahahahaha! o
AXE BODY SPRAY
Kairi: We see a tall, Elvis look-alike named Ryu, walking dashingly along the streets of Tokyo.
Ryu: -walking- Yeah, I'm walking dashingly! –strikes a pose- thank you, thank you very much!
Abie: Uh-huh…While he was walking, he passed by two girls. One was standing beside a sitting girl reading a newspaper.
Anna (in a black tank top): I look silly in this stupid outfit.
Kairi: Nah, you don't look silly. You look sexy! In fact, Yoh's drooling ON me. –hits Yoh- STOP DROOLING ON ME!
Yoh: -drools- Oh Anna……
Anna: -raises an eyebrow- Remind me to kill Yoh later.
Abie: Anyway……the girl reading a newspaper…
Pilika: -laughs loudly while reading the comic strip section-
Abie: I said, "THE GIRL READING A NEWSPAPER"!
Pilika: huh? Oh sorry!... –plays with some strands of her hair as she read the newspaper-
Kairi: Our Elvis look-alike passed by and blew our girls away.
Anna: -hits the ground then glares at Ryu- You smell, man!
Pilika: -falls off her chair- OUCH! Ever thought of taking a bath!
Ryu: -confused- Huh? What's wrong with them? –continues walking-
Abie: Yoh was jogging nearby-----WHAT THE! YOH! STOP DROOLING OVER ANNA AND DO YOUR PART!
Yoh: -wipes drool- OH! Oh yeah!... –jogs-
Kairi: When Ryu came along, Yoh was also blown away, making him fall down a manhole. –opens manhole-
Yoh: Huh? WHA-----! AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh! -falls into the bottomless manhole- AAHHHHH!... –continues-
Anna: Don't remind me anymore about killing Yoh. –grins evilly-
Abie: Ryu passed by the park where Horo Horo was skating expertly.
Horo: -does a backflip- YEAH! I ROCK! \m/
Kairi: Then, out of nowhere, Ryu walked past him. Like the girls and –emphasize- YOH—
Yoh: -still falling- AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh…..WEEEEEEE! this is kinda fun! Woohoo! I'm flying without wings!...superman!...matrix!...look ma, no hands!...titanic!...-imitates Kate- Jack, catch me, Jack!...
Kairi: Uh…pardon Yoh. His headphones are just too tight…Anyway, Horo was also blown away. He slid from his skateboard and he fell. His board fell over him.
Horo:
Kairi: Aww…my poor Horo Horo…
Abie: -coughs- excuse me, the story
Kairi: oh…ahehehe…-coughs as well-
Abie: oookayy…
Horo: Use a deodorant, dude!
Ryu: -raises an eyebrow- what do you mean by that! I'm extremely sweet-smelling, for your information! –continues walking-
Abie: And then, -sighs dreamily- a guy with violet pointy hair in a bicycle arrived- REN-SAMA! I LOVE YOU!
Kairi: -coughcoughSTORYcoughcough-
Abie: oh yeah.
Ryu: -approaches Ren- HEY SHORTPANTS!
Ren: oO; huh? Don't come near me---ACK! –hits the back of a parked car- AAHHH! –gets thrown away to infinity-
Ryu: oO; What's wrong with everyone?
Abie: Waaahhh!...Ren-sama! –looks for Ren- Take over, Kairi!
Kairi: -sighs-Look how dangerous you could become, Ryu.
Ryu: -blinks- what are you guys talking about? –smells himself- oO; yikes! I DO smell! I have to take a shower! But first! –runs to the nearest mini mart to buy deodorant-
Kairi: agreen haired lady was checking her nails on the counter…
Jun: -yawns- I think I broke a nail.
Kairi: Ryu entered the shop and ran in front of the counter where Jun was. She got tossed to a shelf full of canned pickles. The cans fell on her head and she fell on the floor, swirly-eyed.
Jun: ow…
Ryu: eep!
Kairi: Ryurushed to the deodorant aisle and grabbed an……
Ryu: -strikes a pose- AXE DEO-SPRAY!
Kairi: (narrates while Ryu was spraying the body spray all over him in the background) So, if you have bad odor, use AXE DEO-SPRAY!
Abie: -pops out from nowhere- From UNILEVER!
Kairi: OO ack! You scared me! Where did you come from!
Abie: Duh. From my parents! What kind of question is that!
Kairi: -glares- Whatever. Anyway, we now see a newly-showered and scented Ryu, walking dashingly once more towards a shop with glass windows.
Abie: Then Ryu saw a woman arranging a mannequin from inside the shop.
Ryu: Hey there my pretty lady! –winks-
Kairi: The girl slowly turned around and revealed the face of……CHOCOLOVE!
Chocolove (in a wig and make-up): -in the same annoying hi-pitched voice- Hi there, handsome! –winks and sticks on the glass window, as if Ryu was a magnet-
Ryu: UGHHH! YUCK! –runs away- AAAAHHHHHH!
Chocolove: Wait! I want to get to know you better! –gets an ice pick and breaks the window- RYUUUUUU! –chases after Ryu-
Ryu: -goes to the manhole- MASTER YOH! WAIT FOR ME! I'm coming with you! –jumps into the hole- AAAHHHHH!
Yoh: -relaxed and reading Shonen Jump- OH hi there Ryu! Nice of you to JUMP by! I've been here for hours now so I decided to read our manga!...oh wow! Anna looks hot here too! Hey! It even has a free poster of Anna!
Ryu: At least I'm safe from that disgusting cross dresser. –sighs with relief-
Chocolove: -beside Ryu- Hi Ryu! –sends a flying kiss-
Ryu: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! XX
Kairi: -covers manhole- And that was another presentation of Shaman King TV!
Abie: Where it overs your soul!
Shaman King Cast (except for Yoh, Ryu and Chocolove): -gets mallet- STOP IT WITH THE CORNY SLOGAN!
Abie and Kairi: AAAHHHH! –opens manhole and dives inside- AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!...Hey, Yoh's Right! It is kinda fun!
To Be Continued…
Authors' Notes: oO uhm…what do you guys think? Corny enough? . review please!