Shaman King TV
By: kawaii-abiekairi
Disclaimer: Refer to the Disclaimer of Chapter 1.
Abie's Notes: in this chapter my Ren-sama is going to star in this one! By the way, a special thanks to my sister; Audrey for helping me think of some funny commercial ideas. Thanks little sis!
KOKO CRUNCH CEREAL
Abie: One sunny morning, we see a young boy with –sighs dreamily- a pointy violet hair in the kitchen wearing –sighs- cute polka dot pajamas. Oh Ren-sama, I'm sorry! It's Kairi's idea! –scolds Kairi- WHY POLKA DOTS!
Kairi: Enough chitchat. Just tell the story! –snickers-
Ren: KISAMA!I want to go home. I'll sue my manager for making me join this freak circus!
Kairi: Fine, no polka dots… instead, -grins- let's make you wear pink bunny pajamas!
Ren: Oo; ack! I'll stick with polka dots…
Abie: NOOOOOOOO! Why do you torture my love so much!
Kairi: BECAUSE…just because.
Abie: -pouts- You're mean. –sulks-
Kairi: I know. I like being mean! Anyway, Ren, in a polka dot pajama, was eating his favorite breakfast cereal-----KOKO CRUNCH!
Ren: eat. Eat. Eat. –munches on some cereal- this sucks.
Abie: And his power spirit, Bason, came.
Bason: Why do I have to do this?
Kairi: Because I said so! Start acting, Fat-so!
Bason: I'm---I'm not…FAT!
Kairi: Yeah, yeah, whatever. Just do your part…KOKO.
Bason: Harrumph. –puts on an annoying Koko voice- lalalalala…vocalizing….mimimimi…
Ren: Would you just get on with it so we can finish this stupid commercial already! Geez!
Bason: oO; uh, yes master Ren!...-clears throat and puts on that annoying Koko voice again- Master Ren, can I have Koko Crunch for breakfast?
Ren: -sarcastically- Only if you tell me why it's so chocolatey?...this is stupid. Can I go home now?
Kairi: But we've only just begun!
Abie: Please Ren-sama, do this for meeeee…… -bats eyes-
Ren: Whatever.
Bason: -story mode- One day, a horde of robbers stole all the chocolate from the village.
Villager 1 (Horo Horo): -running around in circles- THE CHOCOLATE! SAVE THE CHOCOLATE!
Villager 2 (Manta): Aaaahh! The chocolate! It's been stolen! We have to-----ACK! –gets stomped on by the stampeding villagers-
Robber 1 (Ryu): -carrying a two bags full of yummy chocolate- nyahahaha! Fools! We have stolen all your chocolate! Now our plans will be fulfilled!
Robber 2 (Yoh): What plans? You only stole the chocolate so you can make your so-called Famous Indestructible Chocolate Chip Muffins------mmmpphhh!
Ryu: -covers Yoh's mouth- ssh! Don't blow my cover! Are you trying to ruin my reputation!
Yoh: -sweat drops- whatever you say.
Ryu: Now let's go to our hideout! We have to melt this yummy chocolate in time!
Yoh: Uh-huh.
Ryu: And don't forget, we still have to preheat the oven!
Yoh: Yeah yeah, I get your point. Now let's go! –rides horse-
Bason: Luckily, two warriors came to the rescue! –wears a ninja costume complete with weapons-
Ren: -in ninja costume as well- great. First, polka dot pajamas. And now THIS itchy ninja costume? –scratches and chases after the robbers-
Manta: -on the ground, crawling after being stampeded by the villagers- aahhhhh…thank goodness…the great warriors have come…Hail great war----AAAAHHH! –gets run over by the robbers' horses-
In the Robbers' secret hideout….
Ryu: -holds a huge churner- mwahahaha! No one can stop me from stirring this awfully yummy chocolate!
Yoh: Idiot. Doesn't he know there's a better way to melt the damn chocolate? Like THIS electric mixer! –holds out mixer-
Ryu: -gets mixer from Yoh- ooooohhhh… -starts pounding the mixer on the chocolate- What kind of---! It doesn't work!
Yoh: Stupid! You have to plug it first!
Ryu: oops. Okay! –plugs mixer-
And when he was about to dunk the mixer into the chocolate…
Bason: Not so fast, Mojo Jojo!
Ren: eh? –looks at Bason-
Ryu: Mojo Jojo? Who the hell is that!
Bason: oops! Wrong cartoon.
Ren: Alright! Let's just break that damn cauldron and get this over with! –gets star blades from belt-
Bason: aha! I'm behind you, Master Ren! –gets star blades but unfortunately, his belt got included as well, making his pants drop to the floor, revealing pink boxers adorned with cute bunny prints- oO; ack! Oops, sorry! –fixes pants-
Ren and Bason: -throws star blades at the cauldron, making it crack-
Bason: -narrating- They broke the cauldron and the chocolate flooded all over the wheat fields! And POOF! It became KOKO CRUNCH! –end of story mode-
Ren: Finally!----uhh---I mean, THAT'S GREAT, Bason! –lets him eat a bowl of Koko Crunch-
Bason: KOKO CRUNCH! –grabs bowl and munches on the cereal-
Abie and Kairi: -asleep and got awaken by Bason's shouting- huh?
Kairi: is it over?
Abie: oh, oh! Let ME say the slogan! Let ME say the slogan!
Kairi: Uh…no one's stopping you, Abie.
Abie: Yay!...-clears throat- KOKO CRUNCH! The breakfast cereal with the great chocolatey taste!
Kairi: and….CUT! we're over!
Ren: aaahhhhh Thank you! –went to dressing room-
Bason: I must've looked ridiculous back there. –follows Ren-
Abie and Kairi: You said it.
Kairi: -to Abie- So, wanna get coffee or something?
Abie: Sure! And a donut too! I love donuts!
Kairi: with CHOCOLATE filling! –walks to the door-
Abie: -follows Kairi- oh yeah, speaking of chocolate, where are Ryu and Yoh?
Kairi: Nah…forget them. Coffee's waiting! –closes studio door-
Meanwhile, on the chocolate flood setting, Ryu and Yoh were turned into chocolate statues.
Ryu: Uhm...hello? is someone out there? I can't move!...
Yoh: get us outta here!...i'm getting a cramp!...ooh! I found a dollar! I just---can't---reach----it!...ugh!
To Be Continued…
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