Shaman King TV
By: kawaii-abiekairi
Disclaimer: We do not own SHAMAN KING or any of its characters. We don't own Star Wars, Harry Potter, The Matrix and The Ring as well. So sad.
Kairi's Notes: Uhm…thank you so much for the reviews! We appreciated it! If you review enough, we MIGHT include you in the next chapter! so, again, READ AND REVIEW! (Warning: Out of Characterness!)
KIT KAT (We can't wait to have a break!)
Kairi: The beach of Funbari, a calm and exquisite place to be. The ocean waves dance with the cold breeze. The dolphins play along the aquatic abode. The seagulls chirp happily as the ships sail towards the beautiful orange sunset and-----
Abie: EHEM! –gritted teeth- Kairi, I think that's enough introduction for now. I just THINK so.
Kairi: Oh. Sorry. Anyway, as I was saying, the ships sail towards---yes, Abie, I'm getting to that—towards the beautiful orange sunset and a couple was walking hand in hand along the shore.
(Enter Anna and Yoh)
Anna: -smiling falsely, eyebrow twitching with irritation- Those two better pay me BIG…
Yoh: -all smiles- It's a wonderful day, isn't it, Anna-chan? –squeezes Anna's hand gently-
Anna: -nods head, a fake smile still visible- Uh huh. Yes, it is indeed. –mutters- darn brats.
Kairi: -megaphone- Excuse me?Have you forgotten that you are WEARING a lapel MICROPHONE? We can hear you clearly, you know.
Anna: -coughs- sorry. –purses lips-
Abie: -megaphone- HEY ANNA!
Kairi: -gets blown away by Abie's voice- ABIE! You're using a MEGAPHONE already, for Pete's sake! DON"T SHOUT!
Abie: aheheh…sorry. Uhm……Anna, you forgot, you have an IMPORTANT line to say remember?
Anna: Argh! Over my dead body! I'll never say it! Never!...well, not until we're…a little older…that is.
Kairi: -flashes an envelope- hey Anna! Do you know what this is? –grins evilly-
Anna: -rolls eyes- DUH. An envelope!
Yoh: -swings Anna's hand and goes to his dreamland- Uh…I'm finally holding Anna's hand…I must be in heaven…coz I'm feeling the silky smooth hand of an angel… -drools-
Kairi: Yes, an envelope. That's right. BUT…do you know what's INSIDE it? Wanna have a peek? –slowly reveals a picture of a woman with short blond hair and------
Anna: YAAAAA! –wiggles arms, causing Yoh to wake up- NO! DON'T!
Yoh: -sees envelope- Huh? Hey, what's in that envelope?
Anna: -goes red- N-No! N-Nothing's in there! Really! Let's continue on shall we?
Yoh: Okay!
Kairi and Abie: -giggles evilly in the background-
Abie: Anna, the LINE. The LINE!
Anna: -groans- Ugh!...-turns to Yoh and smiles sweetly but, alas, FALSELY- Yoh?
Yoh: -smiles sweetly as well- Yes, Anna-chan?
Anna: -pauses- I………
Yoh: Yes?
Anna: I……oh, darn……uh…Yoh, I…
Yoh: -smiling widely- I'm waiting, Anna-chan.
Anna: I… UGHHHHH…oh what the heck, YOH I LOVE YOU.
Yoh: You do? –holds both Anna's hands-
Anna: -blushes and looks away- Uh…d-don't look at me like that! T-this is just a fanfiction, remember?
Yoh: Oh, yeah. –sighs- Well…I love you too.
Shaman King Casts (including Abie and Kairi): woohoo! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
Anna: -blushes more- If you guys don't shut up I'll give you all one million push ups!
Yoh: -blushes as well-
SK Casts: Uh………. –scampers away-
Abie: Alright, alright. Enough lovey-dovey! Let's get on with the commercial!
Kairi: you know, I suddenly felt the urge to eat chocolate.
Abie: KAI! –shakes Kairi- Snap out of your randomness and let's do our fic!
Kairi: Uh, okay! HEY, chocolate! What a coincidence! –picks chocolate bar from the floor- I'm feeling lucky! –eats chocolate-
Abie: -sighs- alright, are you happy now? Can you now continue telling the story?
Kairi: Yup! –wipes mouth and licks fingers-
Abie: -ignores- Now, Yoh and Anna were-----
BURPPPPPPPPPPPP!
Abie: WHOA.
Kairi: whoopsies! Ahehehhehe……excuse me!
SK CAST: huh? –bulging eyes-
Abie: That. Was. Gross…ANYWAY! Our couple, Yoh and Anna, saw a bar of Kitkat from far far away. It was sitting there, alone on the table, waiting for someone to eat it up. The two were addicted to Kitkat that they glared at each other and started to get to the table first.
Yoh: I'm gonna get that Kitkat first! –runs to the table-
Anna: No way! –trips Yoh-
Yoh: -falls face first in the sand- ACK!
Anna: BWAHAHA! Kitkat's mine! –runs-
Yoh: -lifts head from the sand- oh yeah? –grabs Anna by the ankles which made her fall face first in the sand also, he ran ahead of Anna-
Anna: ASAKURA! –stands up and gets a machine gun from nowhere-
Yoh: -looks back and sees Anna's weapon- Argh! KYOUYAMA! –gets Rocket Launcher-
Anna: -fires Machine Gun- I—aaaaa----aaaammm----g-g-gonnna----g-g-get t-t-that K-K-Kitkat---w-w-whether—y-y-y-you---l-l-like---i-i-it---or----n-n-n-not! AAAHHHHHH!
Yoh: -ducks and shoots launchers one by one- Oh. BOOM! Yeah! BOOM! Well! BOOM! Not if I BOOM! Get there! BOOM! First! BOOM! –rolls ala Rambo-
Anna: -in slow motion, ducks the rockets by doing the famous Matrix move-
Yoh: -runs out of Rockets- DAMN IT! –throws weapon away and continues to run-
Anna: -pants and throws her gun- Not so fast, Asakura! –runs after Yoh-
Yoh: -stops and poses like a Martial Artist- HAAAIIIIIIAAAAA! –jumps like a ninja-
Anna: -glares at him and does the same- YAAAAHHHHHH!
Yoh: Yaahh! I'll give you the HAPPY DANCE OF DOOM! –dances like a ballerina, scattering flower petals along the way- Lalalalalala!
Anna: Nooooo! –falls on her knees- The handsomeness of Yoh! Stop! Make it stop! If you weren't so handsome I'll---UGHHHH!
Yoh: hahahah! Resistance is futile!...-faces the camera- If you wanna learn how to do the Happy Dance Of Doom, please contact Hao, my evil twin brother, and he'll give you a free Rejoice Shampoo! –winks and continues to run-
Anna: -recovers and displays her own martial art technique- Now it's my turn! HOPPING BUNNY OF DEATH! –tramples on Yoh, hopping madly-
Yoh: -gets buried in the sand- ACKKKK!
Anna: -grins triumphantly and dusts her hands- Hmp! That'll teach you, Mr. Happy Dancer! –faces camera- If you wanna learn the Hopping Bunny Of Death, contact my dead bunny Tropples! And now…back to our regularly featured program!... –dashes to the table-
Yoh: -climbs out of the sand like Sadako, with his hair covering his face- KYOUYAMA! –breathes heavily and gets his cellular phone, he dials Anna's number-
Anna: -relaxing on a hammock, sipping tropical punch- now, where the hell is Yoh?... –suddenly, her cellphone rang- Who's calling in the middle of the sunset? –flips cellphone open- Anna Kyouyama speaking! Who's this?
Yoh: Oh hi Anna!...I just want to tell you something.
Anna: Oh it's you, Yoh! Where are you? I've been waiting for you for ages!
Yoh: Never mind that. What I was going to say is… -in creepy Sadako voice- You will die within 7 seconds if you don't give up that Kitkat!
Anna: -looks at watch and waits for 7 seconds- one…two…three….four…five…six…seven…NOPE! Still alive! HA!
Yoh: Damn it! I thought she was gonna fall for that one! Oh well, hey Anna, wait for me, will you?
Anna: Okay. –throws cellphone away and waits-
Chocolove: -picks up cellphone- OHMIGOSH! It's the latest MOKIA 5110 Eye! I've always wanted to have one of these! Oh joy! –disappears-
Yoh: -arrives- Hi Anna! Did I keep you waiting?
Anna: Nah, not really. Shall we continue?
Yoh: We shall.
Yoh and Anna dashed together and entered another scenario from a famous movie.
Yoh: -stops and gets lightsaber- -in Luke Skywalker voice- Anna, we meet again.
Anna: -gets lightsaber too and talks in Darthvader voice- And so it seems, young Shaman.
Yoh: Let's finish this once and for all. –turns on Lightsaber- Ohh! It's green! –points saber at Anna-
Yoh's lightsaber drooped like jelly from its handle.
Yoh: HUH! –shakes the jelly lightsaber- What the hell?...oh, wait a minute… -licks saber- OOH! Tastes like Lime!
Anna: -opens lightsaber too- hey! Mine's red! –licks saber- Mmm! Strawberry! My favorite!
The two continued to lick their lightsabers…until the delicious jelly were all gone…
Yoh: Awww… it's all gone!...how are we supposed to do the fight scene?
Anna: I know! Maybe we could just pretend that we still have glowing lightsabers!
Yoh: But what about the sound effects?
Anna: Nah, that's a piece of cake. We can do that.
Yoh: Well, okay!...-poses once more, pointing his saber at Anna- Anna Vader, this is your doom!
Anna: Yoh Skywalker!
Yoh and Anna fought each other as they hummed the Star Wars theme song.
Yoh: -swings invisible lightsaber- Boing! Boing! Boing!
Anna: Your sound effect sucks, man!
Yoh: What do you care! Boing! Boing! HA! I hit you!
Anna: No you didn't! Slash! Slash! Slash! I said, SLASH!
Yoh: -pretends to get hit- Ugh! You hit me!...-clutches stomach- h-how could you do this t-to me?...
Anna: I guess it's too late to say this…But Yoh…I. Am. Your. Fiancée.
Yoh: -gasps- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--------oh wait, yeah! Of course, you are!
Anna: Aheheh…I just wanted to be dramatic, so there. There might be talent scouts out there. –faces other way- You know, looking for talented actresses like me! ohohohoho! –realizes that Yoh wasn't there anymore- HUH! YOH! DARN IT!
Yoh: -continues to run- wahahaha! I'm gonna get to the Kitkat first!
Anna: No way! –grabs wand from nowhere- WINGARDIUM LEVI-OH-SA!
Yoh: -levitates- AAHHH! –grabs wand from nowhere also- It's not Levi-oh-sa, it's LEVI-OHSA!
Anna: Whatever! What's the difference anyway! –levitates Yoh to the water and dropped him there-
Yoh: -dogpaddles- Ack! –walks out of the water-
Anna: at last! The Kitkat is mine!
The table was now inches away and Anna was about to reach the chocolate bar. But amazingly, Yoh caught up.
Yoh: In your dreams! –extends arm-
Anna: -groans and extends arm too-
The couple's hands accidentally missed the chocolate and grabbed each other's hand instead. They paused and looked at each other.
Yoh: -blushes-
Anna: -blushes as well and avoided his gaze-
Yoh: -lets go of Anna's hand- Uh…the Kitkat's yours….you can have it…
Anna: Uh...No. Y-You should have it. You got it first…
Yoh: No…You did. –nudges Anna playfully-
Anna: No…YOU did. –nudges his back and giggles-
Yoh: I said, YOU did.
Anna: No, YOU.
Yoh: YOU.
Anna: YOU!
Kairi: is someone going to eat the Kitkat or what! We already accumulated 5 pages already!
Yoh and Anna: Sorry….. –looks at each other- Share? –blushes-
Anna: Uh…okay!Ahehe…
Yoh: -opens Kitkat and breaks it in two, he hands the other half to Anna- Here you go.
Anna: -takes it gratefully- Thanks.
Unfortunately, Anna's Kitkat fell on the sandy ground. She whimpered.
Yoh: Aww…it's alright. We can share mine. –breaks his Kitkat in two and gives her the other half-
Anna: But----
Yoh: -gets her hand and placed the chocolate on her palm- It's okay!
Anna: -blushes- Thanks….again.
Chocolove entered the scene and ate the fallen Kitkat.
Chocolove: Oohh…Kitkat! Crunchy!... –drools-
Yoh and Anna: -looks at each other and squinted-
Chocolove: By the way, thanks for the cellphone, Anna. I love it!
Abie: Kitkat!
Kairi: Have a break. Have a Kitkat!
Abie: Free Kitkats for everyone!
SK Cast: YAY!
Kairi: And that was another crazy episode of Shaman King TV! Where it overs your soul! -get hits by flying Kitkats- -falls on the floor, unconscious-
Abie: Oh no! Kai!... –gets hit by flying Kitkats as well-
To be Continued….
Kairi's Notes: Whew! Thought we'd never finish that! That was soooo long! But funny!...well, I really hope you liked it! Reviewers, thank you once again! Keep on reviewing and who knows? You might get featured next chapter!