A/N: Please don't sue me! ((Fake Sobs))I don't own HP or his peeps. Oh, and theres some SB/RL implied. But its a LE/JP fic. Ta ta for now!
Lily's...Revenge?
Lily Evans never thought she'd be one to get revenge, but she did. And in a big way.
It all started when she was eleven. This boy, James Potter, asked her out on a date. But she refused. That's when most people say he started to become obsessed with Lily. James would ask her out maybe once a month, well at least for there first, second, and third years. But after that it got more frequent. And by the end of their fifth year he had asked her out too many times to count! But finally, perhaps in frustration, James and his moron friends (Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew, and the less moronic Remus Lupin) decided to pull a prank on Lily.
In the morning, when Lily took her shower, her soap made here skin green. And her shampoo made her hair a disgusting orange. Sirius happily told her at breakfast that it wouldn't change back for twenty-four hours. Of course, Lily found this less than amusing. So on the next Hogsmeade weekend Lily went to the hole-in-the-wall photography shop and bought a fifteen-second-frame camera. It was expensive but it would be worth it.
She asked the four marauders over to her house to spend the night in muggle London. Sirius, James, and Remus, being pure-bloods, went (Peter said his nana was very ill, so he skipped). Lily told the three boys that they had to sleep in the guest bedroom. The catch was, there was only one bed in said guest bedroom. So Lily knew she would soon get her well-deserved revenge.
Lily got up around four in morning hoping to be up before Remus (he gets up really early). She got her camera ready and walked into the guest bedroom, and opened the door. What she saw made her want to laugh out loud, it was Remus curled into a ball facing the wall; Sirius sprawled out over more than half of the queen-sized bed, his right arm on Remus's side. His left arm was draped across James's face, and one leg hung over the side of the bed. The other leg was hanging over James's legs. James was lying there, on his stomach, head turned on the pillow facing the door. Both Sirius and James were snoring very loudly.
Remus was instead talking in his sleep. He said things like 'No, Mommy…James, you idiot…' and one Lily found rather disturbing; 'Oh, Sirius!' After a short recovery, she set the camera to 'silent mode.'
Lily pushed the button and sat there for fifteen seconds. She got a wonderful photo of the three boys sharing a bed. When the fifteen seconds was up Lily walked out of the room and closed the door behind her. When she got back to her room, she started to magically copy the pictures (Dumbledore had given her permission.). All in all, she had enough to put in all the common rooms, bathrooms, hallways, and the classrooms.
When the students of Hogwarts saw the photographs rumors started flying! It was the third happiest day of Lily's life. Right after marrying James Potter, and the birth of their son, Harry.
A/N: I'm good I know! Just Kidding………Review, you evil green monkeys! MAHAHAHAHAHAHA ((coughs)) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ((Hacks)) haha? Just Kidding! EVERY VILLAIN IS LEMONS!