Don't worry if you don't get the humor in this one, you would have had to see the flash videos I'm talking about to get it.

Type in Banana phone flash at google to find the banana phone one and Badger flash to find the badger one...duh! Warning, both are extremely annoying… suicide inducingly annoying. Hah, I made up a word…inducingly…

Disclaimer: I don't own Gravitation or banana phone or Badger…. Heh, Badger…


Somebody Kill me Please…

It was a Saturday afternoon, and Shuichi had the day off, which means a certain grumpy novelist is going to have a heck of a time writing the next chapter to his book. Shuichi had insisted on staying in the same room as Yuki as he worked on his book, and Yuki had reluctantly agreed.

"Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone! Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone! It grows in bunches, I've got my hunches, cellular, modular, OW!"

Yuki stood up from his laptop and smacked Shuichi on the back of the head.

"What the hell are you singing? Please don't tell me that song is going to be a track on your next album…"

"Mou… it's not my fault! Hiro got that song stuck in my head when he showed me this funny flash video on his laptop!"

"Well try singing another song, that one is awful!" Yuki sat back down and puffed on his cancer stick, and Shuichi just stared at him with wide eyes.

"What song should I sing? There are so many to choose from…"

Yuki sighed, "It doesn't matter, as long as it's not 'banana phone'!"

"Hmm… I'll be right back!"

Five minutes later, Shuichi still hadn't come back into the room, but Yuki was to busy typing and humming 'banana phone' to notice. Finally, Yuki realized what he was doing.

"Shit, that brat got that stupid song stuck in my head!"

Just as Yuki was contemplating ways to kill the pink-haired baka, he bounded into the room, singing a different song.

"Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger…"

"You've got to be fucking kidding me…"


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