Me: Um... sorry took so long to update... I'm stupid But I just had some sugar, plush just talked to my friends about my coupling problem, so I'm really hyper... Anyways... Thanks for all the reviews! I love them all! Especially you lowjiewei! I needed a laugh! Look, its in the category Hum-or. And piano is much worse then dying your hair orange. Hey, orange hair is cool... Anyway, on with the fic! (people grown)
Beastboy tapped Ravens door with a seventy-foot poll carefully.
"Raven, um its time for-" Beastboy had to stop talking because the poll 'mysteriously' flew into his mouth. Raven walked out of her room, hood on head. She walked passed Beastboy, trying to call for help.
"Hello friend Raven! Are you ready for Piano!" Starfire said, mixing some gray pulp.
Raven mumbled in reply.
" maybe if you had some of my pudding of happiness you would feel bett-" The pudding floated in the air and flew into Starfires open mouth. Starfire face went green, bulged, and then, she fainted.
"Um, Raven, that was mean even for you" Cyborg said.
Raven gave him the death glare.
Suddenly Starfire hopped to her feet. "Shall we go to the T-car now?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm not risking it! We're taking the T-Bicycle! " Cyborg yelled, throwing himself in front of the exit.
"I guess only one person can take her then" Robin said. He was slouched on the couch, a fly was encircling his head, the T.V. was on, and he was eating a big bag of Tortilla Chips.
The other titans, (Except Raven, who was looking at the window and wondering if she could jump out of it right then) glared at him.
Two minutes later Robin, with a big smudge of guacamole on his costume, was pedaling away, with Raven on the other seat, (The bike a two seats) occasionally making rocks fly at his head, trying to get him to stop. When they finally arrived, Raven with the last of her dignity, bravely walked over to the door of the dreaded Ms Ludane's house.
She knocked on the door and Ludane answered.
"Peacock!" She yelled. "I'm so glad to see you!" Raven shot a glare at Robin and walked in. Ms Ludane lead the way to the 'Piano room of horror', Raven had nicknamed it in her head, since she would never say it out loud, and opened the door.
"Today we shall learn " There was a great dramatic silence "London bridges!"
As Raven attempted to defeat London Bridges, the teen Titans were fighting Plasmas, who they quickly.
It took Raven one hour to defeat that certain piece.
During it, the police all around the world had been getting calls about lamps suddenly braking out of nowhere.
Finally the lesson ended and Raven ran out of the house, not even saying a 'bye' and flew all the way home.
" Thank goodness that's over…" She said as she plopped on the couch, to tired even to meditate. Just then Beastboy in an armor suit walked over to Raven.
" Um, Rae, dude, your Piano teacher called and said you had to practice."
Raven threw a bunch of pillows and other various objects at the changeling.
Cyborg came in with a huge shield of metal.
"Ok Raven, now, are we going to do this the easy way, or the hard way?"
A bunch of little ravens made out of dark energy suddenly started to attack Cyborg.
Finally, after a bunch of pleading, Raven went over to the Piano (A/N/ They have a Piano? o.0) and started her pieces.
Beastboy once got his C.D. mixed up in the airport with a recording of 'London Bridges', and having nothing else to do, he listened to it 30 times in a row, so he memorized it by heart and knew when Raven made a mistake.
"That sounded like London bridgey! Its London Bridges!" He yelled, and Raven had to start over, again.
"The Piano is a very amazing instrument but I see you must work hard at it… I'm sure you played that note wrong!" Starfire screamed
"Raven, start over! You heard Star!" Robin ordered.
"Its London Bridges falling down! Not London bridges falling gutsh!"
"My book on this amazing Instrument says that you are playing the notes at the wrong speed! Slower!"
"No, It says to go faster!"
"Slower!"
"Faster!"
" That sounds wrong! It's 'My fair lady!' not 'My fair Piggy!'"
And there was a lot more arguing till,
"Ok, I'm done. I'll be going to my room and meditating now…" Raven said, through gritted teeth and walked to her room as calmly as she could.
Me: Ok, bad ending. They'll be a couple more chapters though. I'll be stopping when she has her first recital. Now, I'll start votes now. What should she play?
a. Clementine (Me: I once played this for my recital)
b. Camptowm Races
c. Um... You suggest, I can't remember anymore
Anyway, thankyou for all your glorious reviews! I'm sorry if Raven acts a little OOC. And if this chapter stunk. Like usual. Anyway, Goodbye and thankyou for waiting! Oh, and this is based off real memories...
