Ah, gomen, when I first wrote this, i said Jolt instead of Surge.. sorry if I confused you!

Hello! I got the idea for this when I was on a field trip with my school (yes, my high school is still in session here, but I'm getting out June 27!) so anyway, we were on a boat (it was a big boat, and we stood on the upper deck and my hair got all messy, but so did everyone else's, so I guess that's ok…) ANYWAY (I'll stop the useless ranting…) :shoots myself in the foot: ow… ok so like I was saying, I was standing with my two friends… I'll change their names to protect the innocent.. lets call them Bob and Ann… okay, so Bob was being his usual hyper, tweaky, psychotic self, when all of a sudden he said he needed a mountain dew. That triggered something in my brain (yes! It still works!) and I thought 'how bad would this kid be if he had a Surge?' I asked Ann this, and she did one of these 0.0! those things are bad, I had one once, and even though it was disgusting, I drank it all… BIG mistake… I was sugar high from it for about a week… so we decided it was best that they stopped making them, or else Bob would have only needed one to give him enough energy to kill everyone and everything in the world with only a spork and a paper clip… scary thought…

Getting on with things, what if Shuichi got a hold of that nine parts sugar, one part liquid drink? Well, this is what I think would happed… oh yeah, sorry for the long explanation..

Disclaimer: not mine, but if I ever got a hold of Shuichi, I bet I would make millions of ebay with him!

Shuichi: WHOOO! SUGAR!

Me: HOLY SHIT! HIDE THE SPORKS AND PAPER CLIPS:ducks and covers:

Surge

"Yuki, tadaima!" Shuichi yelled as he took off his shoes and ran into the apartment. Seeing that his koi wasn't in the living room, the pink-haired baka ran into Yuki's study and proceeded to glomp him.

"Get off me, baka I'm working!" Yuki growled, and much to his surprise, Shuichi complied.

"Hey Yuki, did anything come for me in the mail?"

Yuki took a drag of his cigarette, "Yeah, a package came for you a little earlier, I put it on the kitchen counter."

"Really? Cool!" Shuichi ran into the kitchen and his with curiosity getting the better of him, Yuki got up and followed.

By the time Yuki had gotten to the kitchen, Shuichi had already opened up the package to reveal what looked like… a bottle of soda?

"Why the hell would someone send you a bottle of soda?" Yuki walked over to the fridge, grabbed a beer and took a swig.

"Yuki, this isn't just any soda!" Shuichi exclaimed, hugging said bottle, "this is Surge! You see, they stopped making it a few years ago after it was only released about a year, and so I was browsing through ebay when I found it! This is like the greatest soda in the world! One bottle can give you a sugar high that lasts for weeks!"

At hearing the last part, Yuki inhaled his beer by accident and started to cough.

"Are you okay?" Shuichi said as he ran to Yuki's aid. Still coughing, Yuki made a grab for the bottle Shuichi was holding and made a mad dash for the sink.

"YUKI, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Shuichi screamed as Yuki opened the bottle and poured the vile liquid down the sink. Shuichi began to cry as the last of it washed down the drain.

"Cry all you want! There's no :cough: fucking way I'm…:cough cough: going to deal with you on a week-long sugar high!"

as if he's not already on a constant sugar high… oh well, review or I'll send Bob and his spork after you!

Gomen again if I confused people!