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Hyo War: --' you should... Anyway, I worked amazingly hard on this one, and there are no spelling mistakes. I had my good friend CoughWordCough check it!
It was a beautiful day, birds chirping, dogs barking, green cheetahs running away from half demons... wait...?
"Get back here Beast Boy!" Yelled Raven, her eyes glowing red, and all her emotions were cheering Rage on. Why you might ask? Well lets explain the scene. Raven was running after Beast Boy. In a towel .And her hair was soaking wet. Beast boy was a cheetah with her clothes in her mouth. Before you get any ideas in your head, (No more R movies for you people! (waves finger)) lets say what happened.
Raven had been taking a shower while the boys were in the TV room. Place. Being males, they had not taken a shower.
"So..." Robin said, trying to make conversation.
"CYBORG ATE THE COOKIES IN THE COOKIE JAR! NOT ME!" Beast Boy yelled, holding a baby book that had the words to the really annoying baby song 'Who Ate the Cookies in the Cookie Jar?'(It came with a tape of the song in Opera Version)
"Um.. BB..." Cyborg said till Beast Boy interrupted him.
"I must track down the author and find out what they know..."Beastboy said, eyes going back and forth.
"Yeah.." Cyborg said, sweat dropping.
The males sat in silence, wondering what to do.
"I'm wondering what we should do." Robin stated the obvious. Little light bulbs flew from Cyborgs head. He whispered something to Robin and they began to giggle like Anime School Girls.
"Beastboy, we know you ate the cookies..." Robin said hauntingly.
"We sure do..." Cyborg added, just as hauntingly. "And we will tell, if you do not do a simple task for us..." Beastboy stared with frightened, Chibi eyes, lip trembling.
"Wha-What do y-you wa-want meh-me to duh-do?" he asked, really frightened. The other boys stopped for a second to figure out what they wanted him to do.
"Um... We want you to..." Said Robin thinking.
"To take..." Cyborg said, scratching his head.
"Raven's..."
"Clothes..."
"While..."
"She is in..."
"The shower!"
Robin and Cyborg gave each other high-fives.
Beastboy stared at them.
"Y-you sure?" Beast Boy was on the brink a crying.
"As sure as Ashley was that she liked Leo on "Love and Football" yesterday!" Robin confirmed.
They all stared at him.
"What? I like teen sitcoms!"
Beast Boy scooted away from his leader, while Cyborg got excited.
"Oh my god! You like that show too! High five Boy-that-is-a-friend!" Cyborg squealed in the usual anime-high-school voice. (That's my favorite expression)
Beast boy scooted away from his formerly sane teammate.
"Anyway, Beast Boy, are you ready?" Cyborg asked every ones favorite green dude.
"N-no…" Beast Boy stammered.
"Oh Well." Said Robin, pushing Beast Boy to the bathroom door. The two other teens left, giggling and sharing a bag of Doritos and talking about how Ashley and Leo should get together.
Beast Boy opened the door slowly and carefully, and grabbed her clothes. Raven didn't hear him since she was in the middle of singing the second verse of the theme from 'Friends'. Opera style. When Raven got out, she was amazingly mad (duh…) grabbed on a towel, and started to run after Beast Boy. (With some neat Puffy Ami Yumi chase music playing from Star Fire's stereo) (Think 'Mad Mod) and now they were where they were when you first read the first paragraph.
"Give me back my clothes!" Yelled raven, she would be shaking her fists, but she had to keep her towel on. Some lamps broke.
Beast boy, of course couldn't talk. Raven muttered her famous words, and soon a hand made of darkness stopped Beast Boy from running. He tried to head butt out, but Raven's powers were too strong. He turned back into himself.
"Alright, alright, here are your clothes." He grumbled, and Raven let him go. He fell to the floor.
"Ow…" Hr grumbled, rubbing his head. The shape shifter, before she did anything else to him, ran away to his room, where he googled for really cheap tickets to El Salvador on his computer. Ten minutes later, Raven was fully dressed, (she burned her other clothes. Who wants Beast Boy spit on their clothes? Except fan girls, of course…) Again the proceeded normally, with lots of tofu, herbal tea, waffles, meat, and garnatual berries (fresh from the jungle "Retewo' on Tameran). Till two o'clock arrived. Raven was eating some crackers and reading the newspaper again (Bush decided to invade a small island in the Pacific for some reason…) when Robin approached her.
"Um, Raven, you have a recital today, you know…" muttered Robin. Raven looked up at him.
"I do, don't I?" said Raven with no expression on her face.
"Then how come you aren't trying to kill the messenger?" Asked Robin nervously. She probably has a samurai sword hidden somewhere.
"I'm in denial." She said simply, and went back to reading her newspaper. Robin just shook his head.
"I should've known….Anyway, Raven, have you any idea what you are going to wear to your recital?"
"….no...Do I?"
"Uh, yeah. And that is why I have gotten Star to help you pick out a dress!"
"Why do I want to adorn myself and make myself look like the male vision of beauty?"
Robin was stumped.
"Because, uh… Because…"
"I knew you didn't know. Now go." She stated, and using her pinky, picked Robin up with her powers and dropped him in Santa Ana, where Beast boy was currently renting a room in a hotel.
Two o'clock went by, and soon it was 4. Star fire danced in at that exact moment.
"Oh, friend-Raven! I heard you need help shopping for clothes! Shall we go to the mall-of-shopping?" Star fire beamed.
"No"
Starfire then did a very unlike-Starfire thing. Her eyes became red, and it seemed that black aura seemed to surround her (but that could've been the smoke coming from the kitchen, where Beast boy was currently burning a Boka burger (they ran out of tofu), and soon Star Fire had dragged our poor heroine out the door.
"Oh fine, I'll go." She grumbled, deciding to let Star Fire have this one victory. Plus she saw what happened to Beast boy when he insulted her pet Blamu by saying in looked like dogs puke. Lets just say he couldn't stand up for a month.
Their first stop of 'Females teen titans trip of fun to the mall' ( Star fire had a pen pal in Japan named Momiji who gave her the idea) was to… Kasy's. (Dun Dun Duuuun)
"I really don't want to go there." Raven grimaced, thinking of the horrors that waited them when they stepped in.
"Of course you do!" Star fire grinned, and pulled poor Raven behind her as she ran into the door. Star Fire's eyes grew to big, puffy pink hearts as she looked at the garments for sale. Barely there shirts that barely anyone could wear, even if all there fluids were pumped out, mini skirts that were about two inches long (The biggest skirts were about five inches long)
"I like this." Raven said, holding up Men's' black jeans and a gray baggy grey turtle neck.
"They're cool."
"Oh, please friend Raven! Pick something nice out!"
"They're all to short."
A shopkeeper, hearing their conversation, yelled "But you don't even wear any pants or skirts!"
Raven glanced at her leotard.
Her eye twitched.
"Oh fine," She grumbled, grabbing some clothes and heading into the dressing room.
5 hours later….
"Are you sure there's nothing you want to attach to your body!" Star Fire asked. Raven was the first person she had ever met who had left the mall with nothing at all.
"Yes, I'm very sure."
They were walking back to the T-tower (Don't ask me why they were flying) when Raven actually found clothes she liked.
"Now that dress, its cool." Raven mumbled, watching it through a thrift shop window, as if someone was about to grab it, or more likely it was about to grab and eat someone and walk off.
The dress was velvet, and its color was a very dark plumb color. It had black roses on the bottom, and a strangely nice looking turtleneck. The sleeves were black and long and the tips encrusted with jewels.
Star Fire stared at Raven.
"But it's so dreary! Why not choose a happier dress at the mall of shopping, friend Raven!"
"Because they didn't have this dress…"
Star Fire sighed, then brightened at the thought that Raven finally picked a dress she liked.
"Lets go in then!"
I was just foing to finish the chapter and be done with it all, but then I decided that I better just update,or else rabid furbies with eat me(Did you hear they're back? O.o)
Thank you for all the suport oh great reviewers! And, Sorry Rabid(Can I call you that?) You'd have to be a wine lover to know where Napa is. And you have to be an internet major to know where good ol scary San Jose is. They're both in Northern California.
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