Wow, I get the weirdest ideas in my head… you're just jealous… Anyway, Yuki's gonna seem a little OOC in this one, so sue me I had to do it…
Warning:I'm writing this on a week of no sleep, so bear with me people...
Disclaimer: Not mine, but if the were, you be your ass that Shuichi would wear cat ears all the time!
Me: RELEASE YOUR SPICY MARMALADE TO ME!
Shu: leave me alone, you psycho!
Me: Nyaa!
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"Oh Yuki!" Shuichi yelled as he came all over the older males chest. This caused Yuki, who was pretty much at his peak, to thrust even harder into his pink-haired koi. He stopped suddenly, however, when he released that Shuichi had stopped moving.
"That's odd" Yuki thought as he looked down to find his lover sleeping, "What the hell! That's the third time this week he fell asleep before I got my chance to come!" With a growl, Yuki took himself out of the baka and got up to wash the cum off of his chest.
While he was in the bathroom, he started thinking about ways to cure Shuichi of his little 'problem'. He could always glue the brats eyelids open during sex to keep him awake, or maybe he could keep a bottle of water on the nightstand and dump it on him once he started to nod off. No, he needed something simple to keep him awake…
The grumpy blonde stood in the doorway of his bedroom, looking at Shuichi's exposed body. As his eye's started to wander down to Shuichi's manhood, he formulated a plan. Yuki ran into his study, opened up one of his desk draws, and pulled out a black marker. "This should do nicely," he thought as he went back into the bedroom and sat down next to Shuichi.
The next morning…
Yuki has been sleeping when a panicked scream came out of the bathroom and woke him up. He was sitting up when a flying ball of pink hit him in the chest.
"YUKI! DID YOU DO THIS!" Shuichi pointed down at his meat and two bits, and Yuki looked down at it to find a drawing of and elephant on it.
Yuki was laughing so hard he feel out of bed, and between fits of laughter, he said something about finding a different animal every time Shuichi falls asleep before he gets his chance to come.
"Don't expect me to have sex with you ever again!" Shuichi screamed at Yuki, ran into the bathroom and slammed the door.
Yuki stopped laughing for a little while until Shuichi screamed "IT"S PERMANENT!"
Needless to say, Shuichi went to work with his 'elephant' and Yuki didn't stop laughing until Shuichidid indeed deny him sex that night.
So what did you think? Hehe.. chibi elephant… I think I'll name him Jimmy…