SG-1 visits a planet believed to be very technologically advanced only to return with three of its members as children... What happened and can they survive the children's' mischievous pranks? I think you'll like it! It's not a great summary...


Wrote this a long time ago and I guess I might as well post it now! Hope ya like it, worked hard on it!


"It looks… nice" Jack said staring at the screen. The screen showed a world with a beach, tropical flora, and some very advanced looking weapons.

Carter smiled "Yes sir" she said cheerfully.

General Hammond nodded "Major Carter has requested permission to visit this world provided you don't have any objections"

"None sir" Jack said quickly.

General Hammond gave him quick glance before continuing "You'll depart tomorrow at 0800, dismissed"

Jack and Carter saluted then left the room.

The next day at 0800

"SG-1 you have a go"

30 minutes later

"UNSCHEDULED OFF WORLD ACTIVATION!"

General Hammond strode into the gate room, "Who is it?"

"SG-1 sir"

"Open the iris."

He watched at the iris spun open and three children along with an adult walked through.

"Who the hell are you?" he demanded.

"General, it's me" Daniel said.

"Who are the children?"

Daniel bit his lip "The rest of SG-1 sir"

General eyed the three children who looked to be about five.

"Infirmary, now" he ordered.

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"Major Carter, what happened?" General Hammond asked.

"I don't know sir" Carter said sniffling "But this is scary" she wailed.

"It's ok Carter, I'll protect you" Jack said softly.

"Dr. Jackson?" General Hammond asked helplessly.

"General, as soon as we walked through the Stargate, I passed out. I woke up and found them next to me"

"So how do you know they are SG-1?" General Hammond asked.

Daniel looked puzzled "Look at them Sir"

Jack had recovered his spirits "Look at me!" He crowed.

"Colonel O'Neill, I am ordering you to sit on the bed calmly"

Jack quickly sat down "Yes sir" he said despondently.

"Teal'c, are you alright?"

The little boy turned to him "I am a child. I am not alright" his normally deep voice coming out squeaky.

Jack started to jump on the bed again.

"Colonel O'Neill, sit down now!"

Jack gave him a puzzled glance "My name is Jack, not Colonel" he said sweetly "That's ok though" he said quickly "You can call me Colonel if you like" he said generously.

Daniel exchanged concerned glances with Janet and General Hammond.

"Come on Sam, let's see who can jump the highest" Jack offered.

Sam nodded eagerly.

"1, 2, 3, GO" Jack counted.

"I won" Sam crowed a moment later.

"You did not" Jack protested.

"Did too."

"Did not."

"Did too."

"TEAL'C" they both cried "Who won?" Carter demanded.

"I believe it was you," he said pointing to Sam.

"HA" she cried sticking out her tongue.

Janet came up, "Sir, it's them"

"This is SG-1?" General Hammond asked looking over at the hyper kids as Teal'c had joined them on the beds

"Yes sir"

"How come I wasn't… shrunken?" Daniel asked.

"I have no idea," Janet said.

"Dr, What am I going to do with them?" General Hammond asked.

"I'm hungry" Carter whined rushing up to him.

"Major Carter-" he began.

"My name is Sam and I want up" she said opening her arms.

In one fluid motion he swept her up onto his shoulder "What do you want to eat?" he asked gently.

"PIZZZZZZZA" she cheered.

"We don't have any."

Her face dropped then brightened, "BLUE JELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOO" she cried.

"Uh, I think we should wait-"

"NO I WANT BLUE JELLLO" she demanded.

"No" he said firmly.

"I want down."

He took her off his shoulder, "Alright, but you have to calm down" he warned.

She frowned at him and marched off.

"Teal'c, would you like something to eat?" he asked turning to the boy.

"Indeed I would sir."

"Sam, we're going to go eat now" General Hammond called "Sam?" he asked again a few moments later. Sam was not in the room.

"Where did she go?" he asked turning to the boys.

"I believe she went to get some of her blue gelatin" Teal'c said with a small smile.


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