That night
"I'm scared though!" Sam wailed.
"Why?" Daniel asked trying to be patient.
"I can't sleep by myself," she explained.
"I'll sleep with you Sam" Jack piped up.
Janet, Daniel and General Hammond all turned an interesting shade of red
"Ok, I sleep on the side with the pink pillow!" she cried running over and jumping on the bed.
Jack crawled onto the bed "These aren't my sheets" he whined.
"What do your sheets look like?" Sam asked curiously.
"They have stars on them!"
"Mine do too!"
The two grinned at each other " 'Night!" they called.
"Wait!" Janet objected, "You can't sleep together."
"Why not?" Sam asked sitting up
"Because-" Janet began
"I. want. to. sleep. with. Jack" the little girl said slowly and deliberately. She gave them a smile that said 'If you don't I'll throw the worlds biggest fit'
"Okk.." Daniel said "Teal'c, you take that bed over there and I'll-"
"We want to sleep with Daniel!" Jack and Sam suddenly said sitting up at the same time.
"What?" he asked thinking they were joking
"Can we please?" they begged clustering around him
"I uh- umm Janet?" he asked
"It should be ok"
"JANET!"
She smiled at them "Ok, why don't we move all the beds together to make one nice big bed..."
The next morning...
"General, PLEASE"
"Dr. Jackson, I can not allow you to return"
"You let SG-13 go" he argued
"Right now, these kids want you to be around"
"General, I love them, but, THEY'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY!"
General Hammond chuckled "They're kids Dr. Jackson"
"Exactly sir"
He shook his head "I'm sorry, I can't allow you too"
Daniel buried his face into his hands 'I'm going to go crazy" he muttered
"No"
"Pleaseee"
"No"
"Danielllllllll"
"ABSOULUTELY NOT!"
The two 'twins' of mischief glared at him
"You're mean!" Sam said crossing her arms.
Daniel sighed "Fine, I'm mean"
"But Daniel, we'll be really, really, really careful!" she tried.
"NO"
"FINE" Jack shouted stalking off. Sam looked at him, a single tear in her eye
"Please?" she pleaded
"Sam, you're not playing fair"
Another tear slipped down her cheek "Please?"
Daniel puffed his cheeks then nodded "Ok, but, you'll be really, really, really careful!"
Sam nodded eagerly and ran off calling Jack
22 minutes later...
"I thought you were going to be careful!"
Sam and Jack stood among the fragments of what HAD been a 5-foot tall alien ruin with a writing he had never seen before.
"We're sorry" they began
"And I said you could play with my CRYSTAL BALL, not that"
Sam and Jack promptly looked down
"By the way, where is it"
They studied their shoes
"Wait, you didn't... BREAK IT?"
They pointed at each other
He sighed, "What happened?"
"We were playing Basketball" they said simultaneously
Daniel's jaw dropped "You WHAT?"
They backed away "Jack dared me and I-" Sam began looking around nervously.
"YOU LIAR!" Jack shouted, "You dared me!"
"And then it... broke"
"I made a hoop though" Jack bragged
"Well so did I!" Carter retaliated
"You broke... my ten thousand year old Crystal Ball that was made by a presumed to be primitive race. You broke my fifteen thousand year old ruin that had writing on it THAT I HAVE NEVER SEEN before"
They looked up, relieved.
Daniel looked at them suddenly apprehensive "What, what else did you break?"
Sam pointed to his trashcan.
Two broken mugs, a cracked coffee pot, there were two Hershey bar wrappers, a empty frappicino bottle, a small Egyptian statue and a small wooden tablet that was broken in three pieces.
Daniel took a deep breath.
"We are soo sorry!" they chimed.
Daniel looked at them "Get. Out" he ordered.
They quickly scurried away.
Daniel looked over at the edge of his desk. The glass on Sha're's frame was broken. Daniel broke down and started sobbing.
"We made him mad" Jack said awed.
Sam shook her head "I think he's crying" she said remorsefully.
"We're naughty kids" Jack said.
"We should get punished" Sam agreed.
They looked at each other "We won't have any jello with dinner" Jack decided.
Sam nodded reluctantly "Ok."
Daniel got up a few moments later feeling refreshed. Two repentent children met him at the door.
"We're so sorry" Sam sobbed clinging to him.
Jack nodded.
Daniel smiled "It's ok, come on lets go get something to eat."
They brightened up.
"And I'll even sneak us some jello" he said.
The two children stared after him with dismay.
"Correct your posture Lieutenant"
The soldier instinctively straightened "like this?" he asked.
Teal'c nodded "Now you take the weapon, and you swirl it like this" he said demonstrating "Your weapon does not move, it is the body"
Lieutenant Lloyd nodded.
"Now you try," Teal'c said handing the staff weapon to him.
He grabbed the weapon and tried the move.
"You have done well Lt. Lloyd, I believe you shall improve greatly"
Reed Lloyd grinned at the 5 year old "Thank you Teal'c" he said sincerely.
Teal'c nodded and left.
"We don't want any," they announced at the commissary.
Daniel laughed "Funny guys" he said grabbing a red and blue jello along with a cup of coffee for himself.
"But we can't have any" Sam said desperately
"Why?"
"Cause we were bad!"
Daniel laughed "It's ok, I forgive you, now eat!"
Knock knock
"Come in"
Teal'c walked in and stood quietly waiting for the General to notice him.
"Teal'c? What can I do for you?"
'I would like to return to the planet"
General Hammond stared at the little boy "Why?"
"I do not like being this young" he said gravely.
"Teal'c, we're doing everything we can-"
"It is not enough" he paused "I meant that in the most polite way"
General Hammond opened his mouth to speak when the door flew open and two extremely hyper children flew in chasing each other.
"Colonel O'Neill, Major Carter!"
"I'M Jack! Dontcha remember?" he asked skidding to a stop.
"You SAID he could call you Colonel" Sam reminded him.
"Oh yeah" he said with a slight frown "Let's go chase that nurse and make her scream!"
"Yeah!" Sam agreed.
"You two stop it!" General Hammond ordered.
"Why?"
"Because I said so!"
"That's a bad reason" Sam shaking her head solemnly while shaking her finger.
"Will you please go back to Dr. Fraiser?" he asked.
"You like her" Jack said sagely.
General Hammond nearly choked "I beg your pardon?"
"You like Doctor Fraiser... You like Doctor Fraiser" Sam and Jack chanted.
"You two stop it!"
An SF stepped in, "Pardon me sir, Dr. Fraiser would like the children to return."
"Alright, you go see Janet" he ordered.
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