Chapter Two

An: In this chapter is… Totekeke!

He is the coolest.. erm.. dog.. EVER!

And you know it!

So, after eating a handful of blue smarties, I'm ready to continue!

Professor Minerva McGonagall walked down the long, twisting corridors of Hogwarts.

She stared ahead vacantly, just thinking. Thinking.

Then, she heard a voice.

"Hey man," It said.

The aging professor looked down, to see a bright white mongrel with old man eyebrows. He held a guitar, and was strumming on it lazily.

"M' name's Totekeke, but on a working night I go by the name of K.K. Slider."

Minerva simply stared at the dog.

"I don't try to make big bucks – commercialism is for squares." He continued.

"I don't know what you're talking about." The transfiguration teacher replied stiffly. "But I do know that you are breaking and entering!"

"Yeah man, and that's cool." The dog said lazily. "Want me to jam for you?"
Minerva, who was not very fluent in the language of young people, shifted uneasily on her feet.

"Cool." K.K. replied. "This is one of the towns favourites. I call it "K.K. Condor"."

The dog began to play an unfamiliar tune that sounded like something from the.. Well, Minerva wasn't ever up to date with the music, either.

"I," Minerva snapped angrily. "Want you to—"

"Sorry, man." K.K. said, shaking his head. "You'll have to catch me next week. Later!"

Minerva watched as the dog leapt off of the box he sat on and ran down the hallway.

"I will find you…" She snarled under her breath. "And when I do… I shall have my vengeance…"

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Bob charged through the entrance hall, as fast as his stubby, purple little legs would carry him. The depressed moggy risked a glance over his shoulder, and just as he did, he collided with something and was sent backwards by the impact.

"Ouch!" He screeched. "Watch where you're goin'!"

"Oops!" A high, clear voice giggled. "Someone forgot to take their Prozac this evening! Mew!"

Bob looked up, to see, standing before him, the friendly Siamese cat he had grown up with as his neighbour.

"Mitzi!" He said happily. "I'm so glad to see you! Pffft."

"Yes." His friend replied, nodding. "You too, Bob. Now, who were you running from?"

Both felines turned around to see a tall, greasy professor charging at them.

"Him." Bob shouted. "Now shut up and run!"

Our two heroes (Of this segment, anyway.) turned to open the two heavy doors, but they were thrown open in their faces.

Bob let out a long list of obscenities, with his kind companion flinching at every one of them.

A long line of students poured through the double doors, casually chatting and, luckily for the two cats, making there chaser have to act normal, as if nothing was wrong.

"Mew! Well, what do you know!" Mitzi exclaimed. "He stopped chasing us."
"Good." Bob mumbled.
"Hey man, want me to jam for you?"

Mitzi turned around, before a smile broke out across her face.

"Oh!" She squealed. "It's you, mew! Could you please play K.K. Swing? Please?"

"No time!" Bob snapped, grabbing Mitzi's hand to pull her away. He quickly blushed and dropped it, leaving a very long, awkward silence.

"So… Um…"

An: I think that's quite probably the longest wait for an update in any of my stories, but I'm also pretty happy with this one. I think it's much better than my last chapter.

My friend said there was FLUFF in there. Was there? Agh, I'm so damned confused!

Ho hum.. What else?
Oh! Reviews!
I got five of 'em! Isn't that good!
-Dances-

Reviews

KatzMeow

I'm glad you like it! There, I've updated.

Kitty29

Thanks! It's always nice to get a review, even if the person reviewing hasn't a clue what the story is about!

-Thinks.-

So, is this a lesson for me? Should I go and read your Kingdom Hearts story? Ah well, I'll do it anyway!

Hrainian

What! Where are you? You're in that bush, aren't you!

Yes, I've yet to write something serious.

Uber Spoonz

Hiya!

-Waves.-

Aw… you're one of MY favourite authors too!

Damn, now I feel guilty that the only story I've updated is one where you know nothing about it…

redroseternity

Thankyou!

I like Family Guy, maybe it's had an influence on my writing!

Reviews for, "I saw her walk through the park."

Onono

Well what else do you expect from me:P

Hrainian

Hmmm… I'll ask The Narrator next time I see him.

Uber Spoonz

Well, it's called, "Behind the cackles; A Zelda villains true story." Featuring none other than…

Meg the Poe! Yay!

See her grow up with her sisters,

See the death of her little brother,

See her traumatic visit to Tesco!
Ess Tii Eph Yu

Yeah, I know…

But it was a one of.. Sort of..

-Shifty eyes.-

So until you write a story to make me look bad, live with it. :P