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Previously on Stargate SG-1...

Amy stirred and opened her eyes. "Marie!" she said softly trying not to wake up the kids, "Hassan said I could stay with you!"

Sam moaned. Daniel left Marie to deal with the little girl and hurried over to her. "Sam?"

Her eyes fluttered open "Daniel?"

"Hi"

"What are we doing here?"

"Do you remember what happened last?"

"Yeah." she said beginning to sit up, "We were going to explore 93R-142"

"Yeah"

"Daniel?"

"What?" he asked.

"Why do I feel like demanding cotton candy?"

"Umm… take a look at yourself Sam"

She looked down and promptly screamed. This woke up a grouchy Jack, which in turn woke up Teal'c.

"Carter! Do you have to squeal like a little kid?" Jack began rolling over to face her. A look of utter shock passed across his face. "Carter? What happened to you?"

"Speak for yourself sir!" she retorted.

Teal'c looked up, "This is not possible" he said.

"I know Teal'c" Daniel said gently.

"Are we clones?" Jack demanded.

"Not exactly"

"Who's that?" Jack asked pointing to Marie.

Daniel sighed. "Let's go home"

The kids sensed his mood and everyone was silent on the way back to the gate. They dialed home; Marie and the kids went through quickly. Daniel paused first and took one last look around. With a sigh, he went through to face the General and one very angry father...

And now the continuation...


"Uhh, Jacob, I can explain!" Daniel began automatically pulling Sam in front of him.

"Dad, give him a break, yeesh!" Sam muttered holding up her arms for a hug.

"George?" Jacob asked uncertainly "I thought they didn't know who they were?"

"They didn't!" George insisted looking over at Daniel.

"I'm afraid that's my fault" Daniel began.

"And who is that?"

Amy peeked out from behind Jack. "Me?"

"Yes, you" Hammond said slowly.

"I'm Amy"

"Amy huh?" he asked giving Daniel a questioning glance.

"Oh boy" he muttered.

"And how come you weren't turned into a kid and my baby was?" Jacob demanded.

"Thanks God. Just what I needed" he mumbled heading down the ramp.

Jacob made a grab for his daughter who was giving him a peculiar glance. "What?" he demanded.

"Can I go to the movies?"

"DANIEL!" Jacob roared.

"It's ok, they ARE back, and only they seem to be 'their age' as well"

"Huh?"

Daniel smiled wryly "Exactly"

"Dad!" Sam protested "You're hugging me to tight!"

"Sorry"

"General, I don't know what to say" Jack said finally speaking up.

"Colonel, you have no need to..."

"Yeah Jack, I hear you were sleeping with my daughter?" Jacob put in.

Jack's mouth widened "Jacob, wherever you head that, it's false, I swear and..."

Janet hurried in "Colonel, don't swear because it's true" she said briskly.

"WHAT?" the two Air Force officers demanded.

"JACK!"

The five year old cowered "I didn't Jacob!" he squeaked, "I'm in a five year olds body! Do you know how GROSS that is-"?

"Gee thanks!" Carter muttered crossing her arms

"No, I didn't mean-"

"SILENCE!"

Everyone turned to look at the General.

"You all be quiet. Teal'c, you, Colonel O'Neill and Major Carter report to the infirmary. Dr. Jackson you come with me and-" he paused "Who is that child anyways?"

"I'm Amy"

"Dr. Jackson?"

"Umm... it's complicated. You might want to have her checked out as well"

George nodded and knelt down to look at the little girl better "I want you to go with that lady, ok?"

She bit her lip "Can it not be ok?" she whispered, "I want to stay with Marie"

He smiled. "Dr. Peters will go with you"

"But I want Marie too"

"Marie and Dr. Peters are the same person Amy" Teal'c said without looking at her.

"Oh" she shrugged "Ok"

And with that, she danced out.

"Briefing room now"

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The two Doctors glanced at each other apprehensively. Jacob and George were studying them.

"General?" Daniel finally ventured.

"What happened Dr. Jackson?"

"Long story"

"We have all the time in the world" Jacob said with a slight smile.

"Ok..."

After narrating the lengthy tale, George looked at Daniel incredulously "You didn't dial us up and ask if that was the wisest thing to do?"

"Uh... General to be honest, I thought it was"

"So you-"

"Dr. Peters wanted me too, I refused"

"Dr. Jackson-"

"General, I'm sorry, I really thought-"

"DR. JACKSON!"

He instantly shut up.

"I was going to say good job"

"Oh. Really?"

"Yes"

"Oh. Thank you"

Janet hurried in followed by the children.

"Sir, they insisted on being here" she began apologetically when the General smiled at her.

"It's all right Doctor" he assured her.

"Can I come too?" a plaintive voice begged from the doorway.

Marie held out her arms and the little girl scurried over to her.

"Daniel?" Jacob questioned "Who IS that girl?"

"This is Amy"

"Do you like the name Amy?" she asked anxiously.

Jacob nodded.

"Good. I don't want to change it again"

"What?"

Marie bounced the little girl "Long story"

Jack and Sam skirted around Jacob and dashed for their seats. Teal'c remained standing.

"Teal'c, you can sit down..." George began.

"I prefer to remain standing"

"Right... Well" he stopped abruptly as the two kids began fighting.

"Ouch!"

"Leave me alone Sam!"

"You're in my chair!"

"Come on, leave me alone!"

"You're in my chair!"

"SAM!"

"You two stop it!"

Jacob gave George an amused glance "Thought you had grandkids George"

"Jacob, these kids...' he sighed, "never mind"

"Look, I'm a wizard!" Sam cried "Immobulus"

Jacob froze mid stride.

"See? It works!"

"Major Carter!" George roared.

She blinked "Did I just say..."

"Yep!" Jack cried "Wingardium Leviosa!" he said pointing to Jacob.

"Colonel O'Neill!"

He blinked "Sorry sir" he looked over a t Jacob "Guess my spell didn't work"

"Dr. Fraiser?" Hammond demanded.

"They appear to act childishly until you remind them they are older, honestly sir, this doesn't make any sense"

"Where did you get those spells?" Daniel demanded.

"Harry Potter" they said simultaneously.

"You read..."

"Got a problem with that Daniel?" Jack asked glaring at him. Daniel stifled a laugh. A five-year-old glaring wasn't as terrifying as a forty-five year old.

"Whatcha laughing at Space monkey?"

"Nothing!" he insisted.

Jack sighed, "General, can I go? This is boring"

Marie and Daniel looked startled then realized it was the 'kid' talking.

"You four dismissed"

The human children dashed out but Amy lingered "Can I stay?" she asked wistfully.

"No, follow them" the General said gently but firmly.

She sighed but obediently left.

"Dr. Fraiser, can their behavior be fixed?"

"I don't know sir..."

Jacob began to speak but it was Selmak who was talking "This is far more serious then we thought"

"Why is that?"

"We have just had news, Anubis is planning a major attack on Ba'al's most heavily guarded fortresses. Why this itself would not have been that bad, several other system lords have the majority of their forces stationed there. If Anubis succeeds in building his weapon, then we are doomed."

"NOW you tell us," Daniel muttered.

"We had hoped you had exaggerated the truth about the children's conditions."

"So... now what?" Marie asked.

"You let us go"

Everyone turned to look at the mini SG-1.

"You can't stop us General" Sam said earnestly "I WILL figure out a way to go, you know I can! I may be a kid but I'm still me! Size doesn't matter. You told me that when I was four sir"

"I-"

"Come on George! Let us do it!"

"Indeed General Hammond. We may occasionally relapse into childish behavior but we will be able to complete this mission satisfactory"

"This sounds like a suicide mission!" George exclaimed.

Jack looked at him "George. I'm 5 right now. I will be a kid for thirteen more years. I don't want to live my life over, I like my life, sure being captured sucks and I wish the Goa'uld asses were already kicked but I like it. Let us live... this life normally. Please"

"Colonel, that didn't make very much sense" Amy whispered.

"Who cares? It sounded good," he whispered back.

"Oh"

"Colonel..." George began. He had to admit he was touched and he couldn't blame him. Honestly, now that he thought about it, it would have probably been more merciful to leave them unaware who they were. At least then, they wouldn't have to constantly fight the line between adulthood and childhood.

"PLEASE?" they begged. Amy joining in with a big smile.

"I uhh..."

"OFF-WORLD ACTIVATION!"

"Oh for cryin' out loud!" two voices muttered.

"Let's see who it is" George said hurrying out of the room.

Sam glanced over at Teal'c. "Race you there... ready set go!"

Jacob watched his daughter dash away then with a sigh followed them to the control room...


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