Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh. Or Twister.
A/N: did you know that we're not allowed to put music lyrics in stories anymore? That's pretty harsh…I hope they don't kick Rafael's Tea Party off! I had a karaoke contest! Uh oh… I already got punished twice! (For another story) Does anyone know how many times we can get punished before getting kicked off?
Victim: Odion
Once upon a time Odion had a full head of hair. I know it's hard to believe that he once had hair! It was silky, dark brown hair that any girl would love to run their fingers through. He got many dates because of that sexy hair! But when Odion assigned for the job to be Marik's top flunky he had to agree to the terms on the paper:
I, Odion , agree that I will obey the following commands while serving Master Marik:
I must be loyal to Master Marik
I must be dark and mysterious
I can't be a blabber mouth
I must be mean to Marik's older sister Ishizu
I will play chess, checkers, or Twister or any game Master Marik chooses to play.
I must go out and purchase a cape
I must allow Master Marik to look into my mind and control me
I must have a tattoo
signedOdion
Now it doesn't say you have to shave your head, so in this story we have to focus on term #8: I must have a tattoo. Since Odion was going to be the top flunky, he had to have a special tattoo. He felt he needed something big that would resemble importance among the other flunkies. He wanted something cool, and hot. Then he finally got it.
"Since Master Marik is from Egypt, why not get Egyptian symbols?" He informed Marik of his plan. Marik told him to proceed. Now the only question was where to put the symbols. Odion took a pencil and sampled the symbols on his inner palm, legs, arms, chest, back, and even his butt, but none of them seemed to look cool.
"What am I going to do now? I need something cool! Something that will make people fear me! Something that would make me stand out from the crowd!" Odion smacked his hand on his face. He forgot for a second that his hand had the Egyptian symbols on in marked in pen. He tore his hand away from his face and rushed to the sink to wash off the pen mark from his face. Before he turned on the faucet he looked in the mirror.
"Hey, this looks pretty cool! I makes me stand out, I'm mysterious! And I'm even scared of myself right now!" Odion redrew the symbols on his head. It was going well until he reached the hairline.
"Damn it! I need more room!" He screamed his anger out so the whole world could hear. But then he saw a razor on the floor.
"Hmmmm…" Odion sprinted to the barber shop. Odion burst in and bellowed, "I need someone who can make me bald right now!" a creepy barber named Bo Bo came in front of the cowardly haircutters.
"I'll take that hair out for you!" he smiled evilly.
"That'd be great!" and Bo Bo got to work. Those 16 minutes were the most joyous moments of Bo Bo's life. He took the biggest razor and shaved off Odion's silky locks. Odion screamed with pain for Bo Bo just dived in with the sharp razor regardless of what he was doing. Bo Bo only had one objective on his mind: to get out all the hair. By the time he was finished Odion's head was scraped clean. His pen tattoos were washed away by blood and he had a future of scabs ahead of him. Odion sobbed heavily as he watched Bo Bo sweep away the hair that once grew on his head. Odion paid and went home.
A few weeks later…
Odion's scabs healed quickly, for Marik gave him some healing medicine and he also killed Bo Bo for scarring his top flunky. Odion returned to the barber shop to get his head re-shaved and glazed. After that he was off to the tattoo parlor. Ever since Bo Bo shaved his head, Odion was too scared to look in the mirror for he did not want to see blood and no hair. So when he got to the tattoo parlor he looked like a disaster.
"Can I help you?" asked a severely tattooed man.
"Can I get some Egyptian symbols tattooed onto my head?"
"Sure." And the guy tattooed him and Odion went home. Odion got into the bathtub and took a long shower. He wanted to get himself cleaned up before he looked in the mirror for the first time in 6 weeks. Odion unfogged the mirror and looked in. his head was so shiny it gave off a glare, and the tattoos made him look dangerous!
"I like my bald head! It's so fine!" he squealed as he rubbed his head. "I look gorgeous!" then he started singing, "I'm too sexy for my hair! To sexy for my hair! Hair already left me!"
He sang his heart out until he thought of something else he could do. Odion looked into the mirror and practiced saying lovey dovey things like he would in a date.
"How you doin good lookin'?" He shined his pearly whites. "Whoa! You look smokin tonight baby!" he kept this up until he leaned in and kissed the mirror. That was Odion's first kiss ever. And he liked it. So he leaned in for another kiss and another. Pretty soon he was making out with his bathroom mirror.
UP NEXT: WEEVIL
A/N: I know. Pretty disgusting chapter right? Yea, this is the real me. I'm perverted alright. Now I can't say innocent things like hot dog, or balls, or fun, or lemonade, or milk, or even the word 'things'! I feel so bad. But did you like it? Pleez review! Thanks!