Dark: (is still dead) x.x

Kraden: (pokes) Oh shit. Anyways, I guess I'm stuck doing disclaimer. D doesn't own Fullmetal Alchemist or anything for that matter. The most she owns is probably, well, NOTHING! HA!

Dark: (stands up) Must you embarrass me?

Kraden: On with the chapter! Before she kills me


"Shh! No one can know!"

"Alright, fine. But…I have a question for you," he says, staring her straight in the eyes, trying to find out even the tiniest thing about her.

"Alright, what is it?" Question is written all over her face as she waits for the question. He pushes his hands into his pocket, fiddling with the chain of the question. "You do realize that there are groups of military personnel after you, right?"

Confusion shows in her smoke-colored eyes. "Of course I do!"

"Alright. Now that that's out of the way, you know who I am, right?" The shine from the watch shows in her eyes, realizing that she's caught. "You gotta be kidding me! No way they'd let a twerp like you in there!"

"DON'T CALL ME SMALL!" he says, holding back from beating the hell out of her on the spot.

'Now's my chance!' A second of unnoticeable movement, and the speed that was gifted to her is apparent. A blink of confusion, and a yell. "Get back here!"

She smiles at him, letting the blood drip from her back. A black blur, and feathers fall onto him. He abruptly stops, staring in amazement at the wings that have sprouted from this, seemingly normal, girl.

"Saisaisainara Byebyebye!" she sings. (A/N: Fucking Miyavi! XD)

"Whoa...GET BACK HERE!" he yells, defeat slapping him in the face.

"Hopefully next time things will go your way, twerp!" she says, disappearing into the night sky, leaving the blonde alchemist baffled.


Dark: I know, it sucks. But hey, I just wrote anything so you guys wouldn't think I died or something.

Kraden: You're gonna die anyways from all the flames.

Dark: Shut up.