Disclaimer: I don't own yugioh or anything else in this story (Jell-O). I only own the idea and the story.

A/N: well, I only got 3 reviews…but at least 9 people read this. I think 9. well, please continue to read and I hope you like this!

Victim: WEEVIL

Weevil Underwood had been waiting for this day for his whole entire life even though he was just 5. Today he was going to go bug scavenging with his dad in the forest. Weevil was sure he'd find something rare or maybe some new species of bug!

"You ready weev?"

"I've been ready since I was born!" Mr. Underwood chuckled. He never knew that he would have a bug genius for a kid. The father and his son headed out in the forest to explore. There were so many flying objects that Weevil didn't know what to look at first! He spotted a butterfly and picked it up carefully.

"Dad! Dad! Look at this! What kind of specimen is it?"

"It's a monarch butterfly. You can tell by the pattern on its back."

"Oh. Just a Speyeria cybele." And Weevil let it go. For 7 hours Weevil and his dad searched together for rare bugs. They couldn't find any. Finally his dad said, "Let's have lunch. I'm starving." They sat down and had a picnic of sandwiches and Jell-O. After lunch Weevil's dad took a nap. He told Weevil to stay at camp, but Weevil didn't listen. He strayed into the deep parts of the woods where his father had forbidden him to go. Then he noticed something crawling.

"Hey what's this?" he picked up a black round bug that looked entirely different from what he and his father saw today. It was kind of like a beetle and it had a foul odor.

"I think I found a new species of bug!" Weevil squealed. He was so happy, and proud of his success that he kissed the "end" of the bug. The stink bug that he had found sprayed a nasty odor into Weevil's mouth, and it squirmed out of Weevil's fingers.

"ACK!" He spat. "I'VE BEEN POISONED!" Weevil ran back to camp to find his dad looking for him.

"WEEVIL MAXIMUS UNDERWOOD! I told you NOT o go ANYWHERE! And what is that smell? It smells like a stink bug!" Weevil tried to tell his dad what happened but the taste in his mouth was so disgusting that he threw up all over the place instead. Afterwards Weevil explained everything through tears and his dad took him home. From then on, Weevil Underwood had the worst breath on the planet. That was Weevil's first kiss. But it wasn't his last…you'll see soon…

NEXT UP: REX RAPTOR

A/N: I have all the characters planned out…you'll just have to wait and read what happens to Yugi, and Tea and Mai and Tristan and Duke and Joey and Valon and Dartz and Rafael and now I'll shut up.