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A/N: okay…I have nothing to say but…PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!

Rex Raptor was at his fifth grade New Year Eves party. They said at the stroke of midnight everyone had to kiss their sweetheart. The problem for Rex was that he didn't have a sweetheart! he looked around the room. all the girls were either dancing or gossiping.

"Hey! There's Emily! Maybe she'd like me." Rex approached Emily and asked her if she wanted to be his sweetheart.

"No way loser!" and she walked away. Rex asked Angela. She did the same.

"Maybe I should approach this in a cooler manner…" he saw Jacqueline.

"Hey baby! You want to kiss me at midnight?" he smiled at her and winked. Jacqueline ran away.

"How bout you Christine?"

"How about no?" Rex tried it on 7 more girls until he finally gave up. Then an idea struck him. Rex took a rose and strode up to Erin.

"For you because you…uhhh look as pretty as this rose!" he held up the rose.

"Sorry I have a date." Rex went up to Paulina. "For you sweet Paulina! A rose that matches your beauty!" Paulina told her friends, "Hey look! The dino dude is asking me to be his sweetheart! That's funny!" Rex slunk away. He asked Sandra who shunned him away and Caitlin who slapped him silly. Cynthia wasn't very helpful too because she got so mad that she almost broke his rose. Jennifer spat on him, Eden already had a date, and Catherine glared at him.

He finished asking all the girls except for one: Darlene. She was the fattest girl in fifth grade and she had bad breath and B.O. She didn't have a date. Darlene watched Rex's every move. He finally stopped avoiding Darlene and said, "Darlene…here." He gave her the rose which was now crumpled and dry. Darlene put it in her hair.

"Thanks Rex! And yes, I'll be your sweetheart!" Rex sat next to Darlene until midnight came.

"One more minute…" Rex muttered under his breath. Darlene was putting her 8th layer of lipstick on. Other couples were getting ready. Then Rex saw his best friend Weevil.

"Hey Weevil! Over here!" Weevil came up to him with his date Weevilla. The two friends stood up with their dates and watched the clock tick. Rex was so nervous. He didn't want to kiss Darlene.

"THREE, TWO, ONE, HAPPY NEW YEAR!" Darlene stepped in to kiss Rex, but rex turned around and kissed Weevil instead. Weevil slapped him, Darlene cried, Weevilla ran and Rex coughed and spat.

"WHAT WAS THAT FOR YOU BASTARD?" Weevil screamed.

"DUDE! YOUR BREATH STINKS! HOW'D IT GET SO BAD?"

"I KISSED THE END OF A STINK BUG WHEN I WAS 5 YOU IDIOT! BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO KISS ME TO FIND OUT!" Rex noticed everyone staring at him and Weevil. Ever since that first kiss, no girls wanted to go on dates with him.

UP NEXT: VALON

A/N: did you like it? Well if you did PLEASE REVIEW! Valon is next! And then Joey and Mai, Yugi, Marik, Dartz, Tristan, Tea, Mokuba, and Seto.