Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh…or anything from Yugioh…it's not mine!

A/N: YEA! VALON! And I know I don't normally do this but here are some review uhhh messages:

RinRye: I'm so sorry about Rex! Let's say he gets together with you after that! My sister is named Erin too! That's too cool.

Silveryuki06: happy early birthday! August 13! WHEEEEEE!

LeDiva: thanks for always reading my stories!

DiceDevil: I think the egg came first cause maybe one of the dinosaursbecame the evolution of chicken...mmmm chicken...(turns around to see Dr.waka waka glaring)

Did I forget anyone?

VICTIM: VALON

"Valon, well done! It's your 7th A+ in a row!" Mrs. Blunt said as she passed back all the graded worksheets and tests out to the students. Valon look at his exam grade: a perfect 100!

"I could be a child prodigy if I keep my grades up like this!" Valon exclaimed. So far he'd gotten all As from his toughest, meanest math teacher Mrs. Blunt and some B+ from Mrs. Holmes, his mean ELA teacher and some more As from Mr. Zawacki, the science teacher. He score 5 goals in soccer during P.E. and he got a free ice cream at lunch. But the best part of the day was…IT WAS THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL BEFORE WINTER BREAK!

Everyone in Valon's class was counting down the minutes before they got to leave the 4th grade for 2 entire weeks!

"FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE, ONE, ONE, ONE, ONE, ONE!" Unfortunately, they didn't know what the exact time was so they just continued until RIIIIINNNNNNGGGG!

"ALRIGHT! WHHOOOOOOHHHOOOOO! YAAAAAAAAYYYY! CHRISTMAS PRESENTS HERE WE COME!" everyone hollered as they rushed out towards the bus. Valon decided to walk home and enjoy the Christmas scenery. There were people working on decorating the local Christmas tree, some kids were playing in the snow, and Hobo's were being fed a Christmas meal by the local homeless shelter. Yes it was a beautiful day.

"Hey Valon!" a young Alister cried, "Catch!" he kicked him a soccer ball. Valon, Alister and Mikey (Alister's little brother. Remember this is before all the Oriechalkos stuff came and destroyed their beautiful lives…) played soccer in the snow for a little while. Then Alister and Mikey had to go home.

"Hey Alister! You forgot your soccer ball!"

"You can keep it! Think of it as a Christmas present from a good friend!" and he ran inside. Valon grinned and took the ball. He kicked it down the street to his house, when he saw some mistletoe hanging off a light pole. Underneath was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen.

"Uhhh hi. Are you waiting for someone?"

"Why yes…my true love is supposed to come and kiss me tonight under this mistletoe!" Valon thought for a bit. If she's here all alone with me, and she says her true love is supposed to come, then that must mean…I have to kiss her! Man! This must be my lucky day! Valon walked up to the girl and leaned in to kiss her. Right before he made his move, he heard her screech, "ROBERT! YOU CAME!" the girl left and kissed "Robert" and Valon's lips touched the light pole. The girl and her boyfriend left, and Valon's lips were stuck to the pole.

Please evacuate the street right now! There's a blizzard coming our way! I repeat evacuate the streets! The radio yelled. People were running back into their warm houses. But Valon couldn't move. His mouth was freeze dried to the pole and if pulled it hurt like hell. Valon saw a little boy standing next to him staring.

"Why are you kissing the pole?"

"I mou' iz tuck oo deez ting. Elp ee peas!" (LITERAL translation: my mouth is stuck to this thing. Help me please. VALON'S translation: get me an ambulance dumb ass! Can't you see I need some help?) The kid continued to stare at Valon until his mother came to take him inside. She didn't notice Valon because the storm was getting heavy. All night long Valon stood there freezing with his soccer ball and test papers. His parents weren't any help because they were probably…doing something under the mistletoe.

The next day, when the storm cleared out, neighbors gathered around the light pole to watch firefighters take a blow torch to free a kid trapped in a block of ice.

"Couldn't you put him in a giant oven and melt him?" asked a baker. The fire fighters tried pulling the block to the baker's oven, but they noticed soon noticed the lips attached to the light pole.

"Oh God! What was this kid thinking? Kissing a light pole slated with dry ice? I mean, come on!" the firefighters took the blow torch and melted the ice around the lips. Soon they were unstuck. They rushed Valon to the hospital and soon he was drinking super hot chocolate and a nice steaming dish of chicken noodle soup. Valon had swollen lips for 2 months and a nasty cold.

UP NEXT: YUGI MOTO

A/N: the moral of this story is: NEVER KISS FREEZED DRIED OBJECTS IN THE WINTER TIME. Okay? Alright then…off to write Yugi's story!