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"…I swear if he calls me his woman one more time I'll…I'll purify him! Make it so he's nothing but a little pile of ash! Lets see how his little fan club likes that! Knowing them they would cry and worship the ashes…they probably would too…" Kagome's little tirade had been going on for the past few hours. Fortunately only her and Sota where home. Her Mother and Grandfather had gone over to the next village and wouldn't be back for a few days.

"Yah they would then they would and then they would spend the rest of their lives planning your slow and painful death. Probably not the best of ideas to turn him into a pile of smoking ash, crazed fan girls are scary when provoked." Sota warned her.

"I guess your right…but maybe if I broke a limb or two…or just scorched him a little bit…" pondered Kagome. Soon afterwards they both went to bed. Kagome went to sleep dreaming of ways to injure Koga just enough to cause …problems, but not enough to cause death. Meanwhile Sota tossed and turned all night with nightmares of scary fan girls.

Outside Kagome's House the Next Morning

It seemed as if the entire town had gathered right there in Kagome's front lawn. There was cake, streamers, presents, and a band. Near the cake was Koga's little fan club weeping their eyes out and on her front steps was Koga.

He was dressed in a tuxedo and made a motion for everyone to stop talking. Then he started speaking, "I would like to thank you all for attending my wedding. Now all I need to do is propose to the girl." Everyone laughed as he said this, assuming he was joking. "Now when we come through the door, Hakkaku, I want the music playing."

Just as he was about to walk through the door he felt a tug at his sleeve. When he looked down there was his best friend Ginta trying to reason with him, "Are you sure this is a smart idea Koga? I mean she was yelling at you just yesterday to leaveher alone. Don't you remember? You lost your hearing for a while."

"You obviously know nothing of women, Ginta. She was just playing hard to get. She was yelling because she wants me. Now if you excuse me I'm about to make her dreams come true." And so Koga walked right through the front door leaving behind a skeptical Ginta. "Kagome? Kagome! Come on down every body's waiting!" Koga yelled.

'What the-? Who's screaming at me? And how did they get in my house?' Kagome thought. Just then her bedroom door opened and there stood a smirking Koga. "What are you doing in my house! Get out! Get out!"

Koga's smile only got bigger as he started to walk forward and speak "Now now this is not the time for games. Get up and get dressed. Everyone is waiting."

"What nonsense are you spouting now! And what do you mean everyone? Who are they and why are they at my house!"

"The entire village has come to celebrate our wedding." Koga admitted proudly.

'Did he just say…no he couldn't have. Even Koga isn't that dense…this has got to be a nightmare…then why aren't I waking up! You aren't supposed to die in your dreams!Ok just stay calm...beep breaths…I know! I'll close my eyes and when I open them he'll be gone. Ok eyes are closed he's going to be gone…now! What the-? Why is he still here!'

Just then Sota walked in mumbling, "What's going on sis…" when he saw Koga his eyes opened wide. He then proceeded to walk over and punchedKagome in thearm."OWW! What was that for!" She asked as she whacked him upside the head. Shedidn't think it possible but his eyes got wider.

"That hurt...so I'm not dreaming."

Then realization hit her…that hurt and you don't feel pain in a dream. Once that was processed Kagome did the most reasonable thing…she screamed. Loud. "AAAUUUGGGHHH! Get out of house you perverted wolf! Out!"

"Now Kagome lets be rational. Lets go down stairs. I know you're nervous but its ok I'm here to help." Kagome could only stare in shock as he picked her up off her bedand proceeded to carry her to the front door. She could hear voices what are they saying? Where…sister? We…married. MARRIED! That one word took Kagome out of shock.

She jumped out of his arms and looked around. They were at the front door. So he opened it and grabbed Koga's arm she twisted it behind his back and pushed him out the door into the mud. Then Kagome slammed the door shut just as the music started to the window, she opened it, and screamed, "Get off of my lawn and go home!" She then ran upstairs and hid under her covers.

Half an Hour Later

Sota knocked on his sister's door. "Sis you in there?" he asked as he put his ear to the door "Sis?" he repeated as he opened the door. The first thing he saw was a lump on the bed. He poked it.

The lump spoke "Is it safe to come out?"

For the first time that morning he cracked a smile "Yah its safe. They all left and took everything with them…except the cake! I took it in all the commotion. Can you say breakfast?"

Deeming it safe Kagome came out from under the covers. "So my 'wedding' wasn't a total waste after all." With that she leapt out of bed and dragged Sota downstairs, "Now lets eat cake! And for your brave heroics of going through a crowd of deranged idiots and weeping girls you can have the first slice!"