Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh…or Porsches

A/N: thanks for the reviews! Ummm ON TO YUGI! WHOOO! Now, I must warn you. This contains alot of YAOI…so back away if you don't like YAOI. And I was also inspired to write this as Yugi's story because I just watched the Butterfly Effect. It's cool story wise, but it's nasty if you see the Rated R stuff…you know what I mean? Hint: "fun" BLECH! No wonder I'm so perverted…I watch all this rated r crap…

VICTIM: YUGI

"I summon the Blues eyes White Dragon! Then I'll fuse all my dragons together to create BLUE EYES ULTIMATE DRAGON! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!" Kaiba screamed. Now it was Yugi's turn. Look how sexy Kaiba looks! He's so cute when he does that evil laugh! Yugi laid down 2 defense cards and ended his turn.

"Is that all you got Yugi? Because now I attack with BLUE EYES ULTIMATE DRAGON! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!" Yugi kept staring at Kaiba with dreamy eyes as he shielded himself with a defense card.

"Damn you Yugi! I almost finished you off!"

"Don't worry Kaiba dearest. I'll let you win."

"Ok." And Yugi let him attack again this time taking away all of Yugi's life points. Yugi just kept staring at Kaiba. It was so dizzyfying when he looked into Seto's eyes.

Before he knew it, he was standing in a room full of people that had notebooks and cameras. They were all looking at him and shoving microphones in his face. Kaiba was standing next to him holding his hand. And words were coming out of his mouth that he never intended to say.

"Yes, it is true. I, Yugi Moto, King of Games, am getting married to Seto Kaiba, Owner of Kaiba Corp. And yes, that means we're gay." Everyone in the room gasped. One reporter asked, "Seto Kaiba, if you please, where are you getting married? Because Japan does not allow gay marriages!"

"Well, we were thinking about that…" and right before Yugi heard Seto answer he was lying down on the ground.

There were bullets, toilet paper squares and egg yolks flying everywhere. Kaiba was telling Yugi to get down. Outside Yugi could hear people screaming, "WE DON'T WANT NO GAY PEOPLE HERE! GET OUT YOU BEEPING GAY PEOPLE!" more bullets, eggs and toilet paper flew in…along with a rotten tomato.

Yugi whimpered, "Please let this all be a nightmare!" and before he knew it he was cast into a dark place. He felt the wall and found a light switch. Yugi flipped it on. He saw Kaiba in bed with another woman…no wait, MAN!

"KAIBA! YOU CHEATER!" Yugi screamed without knowing what he said. The "other" man got up and looked around, "YUGI!"

"JOEY! I thought you were with Tristan! Why'd you have to come and steal Kaiba away from me?"

"What? But, me and Kaiba got married! Remember? And you went straight!"

"I did?" and Yugi fell down a warp.

He was in a house with Tea and a baby? The sun was shining, and he was actually TALLER than Tea. He was dressed in a nice suit with a briefcase. Tea kissed him on the cheek and said, "Have a good day at work!" Yugi walked out the door and drove to wherever he worked in a silver Porsche.

Yugi drove into the wild blue yonder and ended up looking at a weird girl typing up the story of his first kiss.

"Who are you?"

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" I asked.

"Why are you typing up everything we're saying?"

"Ummmm, so I can post this and start writing more First Kisses stories…"

"Oh." Yugi leans over and reads the story.

"Hey! I've been going through this exact thing you're writing!...don't forget to write that down."

"Yes. That's because I'm a crazy fanfiction author who is going mad and is messing with Yugioh character's lives!"

"I see. So you're making me do all this stuff by writing it!"

"Yes. I can even make you fart to!"

"How?"

"Like this." Yugi all of the sudden farts. POOT

"Whoa!"

"I know. Now I'm going to continue with the story."

"can you do it again?"

"no. people are getting bored. now climb into the computer. i COMMAND YOU SLAVE!"

"fine." Yugi climbs into the computer and returns to the story on fanfiction. He found himself in an alley way giving this guy with a trench coat some money.

"I need more!" Yugi wails. His eyes were all blood shot and his hands were trembling. The guy gives him some drugs. Yugi takes it and then he collapses from dizziness.

He woke up just in time to find himself dressed in an evening gown. Rafael and Tea were fighting over him and Kaiba was with some girl named Alison. She had red hair and was wearing a pink dress. She didn't look too happy. Mai was fixing some guy's hair. The guy was wearing a yellow dress and bumble bees. She and Duke Devlin, who was wearing a ballerina outfit, were playing with cookies. There was a lady in blue singing The Itsy Bitsy Spider on stage. All of the sudden Yugi, and only Yugi, heard a voice echo all around. It said, "GET OUT OF RAFAEL'S TEA PARTY YUGI! YOU'RE IN THE WRONG STORY!" Yugi recognized the voice. it sounded like the voice of the deranged author.

"HOW DO I GET OUT?"

"EAT A COOKIE!" Yugi ate a cookie and he stood in front of Kaiba wearing a wedding dress.

"Do you Seto Kaiba take Yugi Moto as your wife?

"I do." Seto smiled at Yugi.

"And do you Yugi Moto take Set Kaiba as your husband?" this time, Yugi regained control of his voice and he replied, "Sure I do!"

"Now I pronounce you husband and wife! Errr husband? No wait…uhh. Never mind. Just kiss the bride. No wait…husband…OH FORGET IT! KISS HIM ALREADY! I hate these gay weddings!" and Yugi took Kaiba's head and pulled him into a kiss. He felt Kaiba struggling to get out and then he slapped Yugi.

"WAKE UP YUGI! Blah! Ewww! Gross!" Yugi's grandpa spat. He was gagging and spitting.

"grandpa! Are you alright?"

"I'm okay, but are you going mad?"

"no but there's this author I met who is."

"What?"

"Never mind. Why are you gagging? Are you sure everything is okay?"

"Yugi let's have a talk. Sit down." Yugi sat next to his grandpa.

"Yugi, I love you very much...as a grandson. And I know you love me as much as I love you! I mean you even saved my soul at Duelist Kingdom!"

"Where are you going with this gramps?"

"OK, so we know we love each other very much because we're related. BUT I DON'T LOVE YOU ENOUGH FOR YOU TO KISS ME IN THE MORNING!" and that's Yugi's first kiss.

UP NEXT:MARIK ISHTAR

A/N: interesting wasn't it?

Yugi: yea it was really interesting. But why'd you have to write me kissing my grandpa?

zT: ACK! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? I must be going crazy! Help! 911! dials 911

911: hello, 911, how can we help you?

zT: there's this cartoon character that keeps popping out of nowhere and looks at yugi and then whispers into the phone I think he's a stalker.

Yugi: I'm not a stalker! You're the one who's wrting all of this! And you never answered my question! WHY'D YOU HAVE TO MAKE ME KISS MY GRAMPS?

zT: waves her hand in front of yugi's face

Yugi: WHY ARE YOU WAVING YOUR HAND IN MY FACE?

zT: ack! Go away! Evil spirits be gone!

Yugi: just answer my question woman!

zT: WELL WOULD YOU RATHER KISS YOUR GRANDPA OR EDUARDO?

Yugi: Who's Eduardo?

zT: a guy who gets you drunk off lemonade and wants to "have fun" with you. Beware, he has several different kinds of STDs.

Yugi: I guess my grandpa would be better.

zT: heeeeeey, if you can come and see me, then could blush Alister come and visit?

Alister: someone call?

zT:faints

911: hello? Something abut a stalker?