Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh or anything else in this story…besides the story idea.
A/N: I hope you like Marik's story! BEWARE: GROSS STUFF ABOUT KILLING. AND SOME NASTY PERVERTED STUFF.
VICTIM: MARIK ISHTAR
This is a story that will explain 2 things: Marik's first kiss, and…something else. If I told you, you'd already know how his first kiss went.
Marik Ishtar leaned back in his chair, or what he called hi "throne." All day long he was ordering around his flunkies.
"You! Yeah you with the bald head! Get me some soda! And you! Yes, Alexandria! Make me a sandwich! Yo Marsha! Massage my feet! Hey Ishizu! Ummm never mind. You're not one of my flunkies." All the flunkies he called upon came to him with sandwiches, drinks and a foot massage. They adored his good looks and strong arms…except for the bald flunky. (cough Odion cough) Yeah, life was good for Marik Ishtar. He opened up Life with Martha Stewart and began reading the first article. Over in the kitchen, his girl flunkies and boy flunkies were spying on him.
"Look at Master Marik's pretty feet! I'm so jealous that Marsha gets to massages his feet!"
"Master Marik is so dreamy!" some of the boy flunkies joined in with the conversation.
"I wish I could be as strong as Master Marik!"
"Yea! Did you hear what he did to a guy?"
"WHAT?"
"Well, you know Odion? The top flunky? He used to have hair!"
"OHMIGOSH!" everyone gasped.
"But that's not all! When he got his tattoo, he had to shave all his hair off. So this guy named Bo bo shaved it for him."
"What happened?"
"Bo bo was a crazed guy, so he gave Odion a lot of cuts and scrapes! He practically killed Odion!"
"Poor Odion!"
"So Master Marik healed Odion. And he got so mad at Bo bo that he killed him!"
"WOW! He's so cool!" all the girls blushed.
"How'd he kill Bo bo?"
"Well, rumor has it that Master Marik beat him up first. Then he used the Millennium rod to take his soul. After that he decapitated Bo Bo's head and hung it on a plaque!"
"Where's the plaque? And what'd he do with the body?"
"I don't know. They say the body is buried somewhere in Hong Kong and he hung the plaque in his room"
"No wonder he never lets anyone in his room!"
"Master Marik is so cool!" and big man flunky came up and stated, "Sometimes, I wish I could kiss him so he'd know how much I appreciate him!" and that gave ALL the flunkies an idea.
The next day Marik ordered people around again.
"Tommy! Go pick up my socks from the dry cleaners! Sebastian, get me a muffin and a mocha freeze! Samantha! I want a manicure!" Tommy returned with the socks. After he handed them over to Marik, he kissed him.
"Sir, thank you for making me work so hard! I am honored to work for you!" and Tommy slipped away. Sebastian came up to Marik and delivered the snacks. He, too, kissed Marik.
"I love you Master Marik!" and he ran away. Samantha gave him a manicure and kissed his hand.
"Master Marik, you are soooo hot!" and she walked away. Marik was confounded.
"That was weird. I didn't tell them to kiss me. Oh well." So Marik continued to order people around all day. Every time someone would finish a task, they came up to kiss him and to tell him a message of appreciation. The guys kissed him on the forehead or the hand (or even the lips) and the girls either frenched him or kissed his hand. Marik had enough of this nonsense when Odion started kissing him too.
"AHHH! ENOUGH! WHO SAID YOU COULD KISS ME?" all the flunkies froze up.
"Sir, I'm sorry I thought it was a new trend or something." Odion apologized. Marik forgave him and continued to glare at the other flunkies.
"WHY ARE YOU KISSING ME? I DEMAND YOU TO TELL ME! Or else I'll kill you all."
"And hang our heads on a plaque in your room?" Desmond shouted out.
"WHAT?"
"Never mind. Ummm we just wanted to show our appreciation!"
"Well, you showed enough appreciation today. I'm afraid that I'll have to fire you all and kill everyone…except for Odion and those who didn't kiss me." And Marik killed everyone and got new flunkies. This time he controlled them with his millennium rod. And the best part abut them was that most of them were boys. He only had 2 girls to give him massages because boy's massages were very tense…if you know what I mean. So the other explination that this story tells is: Why Marik doesn't have many girl flunkies. If you still don't know I'll tell you why: he didn't like the girl's French kisses.
UP NEXT:JOEY AND MAI
A/N: yup that was really…weird…don't you think?
Alister: reading story man, you're really violent! And perverted!
zT: WHAT? YOU GUYS ARE STILL HERE? OMIGOSH! It's Alister!
Alister: Yugi left. Why are you freaked out about seeing me?
zT:faints revives I'm your #1 fan! AND NO ONE CAN CONQUER MY LOVE FOR YOU DO YOU HEAR ME?
Alister: dude, you're really freaking me out! I think I better go…
zT: NO! don't go yet! I need your help! You're my bestest friend and I love you so much!
Alister: I'm not even real!
zT: who cares? I need you to help me straighten out my life! You see, I'm weird and going mad and I don't have a boyfriend but that doesn't matter cause I have you! And then I always feel so lonely and I better say something else before i break out into a song…too late. "lonely! I am so lonely! I have nobody-"
Alister: are you going to sing or do you want me to help you?
zT: right. I also suffer from mental depression. And that's what effects every other problem in my life. I also think the world is cruel.
Alister: well you're right about that…let's see. First off, you're too young to have a boyfriend.
zT: will you be my boyfriend?
Alister:….
Alister: back to what I was saying…ummm you have GOT to stop singing. You sound terrible. And go talk to a counseler or something about your depression.you know they have medicine for this kind of stuff.
zT: oh okay. But my parent s don't know I'm going mad. Just the rest of the world…and you.
Alister:…..i'm sorry I can't help you.
zT: at least stay with me forever?
Alister: I have to go now…
Zt: waaaaaaaaaahhhh! You're so mean!
Alister: fine. I'll stay here and read everybody else's stories. I want to read Rafael's.
zT: YEAAAAAAAAAA! kisses Alister
Alister: that's the story of my second kiss...