Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh

A/N: ummm I'd like to say something to Mokuba's Official Glomper: YEA! WE BOTH LOVE ALISTER! TOGETHER WE WILL uhhh CREATE THE MOST BIZZARE ALISTER FAN CLUB IN THE WORLD! AND WE'LL RULE ALL! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Okay…I'm freaking you out. But I'm really sorry. I can't write Kaiba's first kiss yet. I'm saving him for last. He's the end of this story. If you continue to read the rest of the story while I update then you can get to read Kaiba's! Okay? But, now I'll have to write ALL the stories EVEN faster so you can read Kaiba's! Thanks for your review! It makes me happy that someone else has the same opinion about Alister!

Now about the story: it's not that funny, but more cute and romantic…I wrote this for silveryuki06 because…well, you'll see.

VICTIM: JOEY AND MAI

This all happened one spring afternoon when Mai and Joey were only 5 years old. They were playing with the Super Ultra Bubble Machine. It was the most awesome bubble maker in the WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD! (They got it from china) MWAHAHAHA! Anyways…Joey and Mai were figuring out how to use this strange contraption. Joey had the machine, and Mai had the bubble solution.

"So…what do you think we have to do?" Joey stuck his fingers in all the little holes and he flipped the "on" switch. It didn't do anything. Mai picked up the instruction packet.

"Did you put in the batteries?"

"What are batteries? And how'd you know we're supposed to put them in?"

"I read it in this." Mai pointed to the instruction manual.

"WHAT? You can read?" Joey asked. Mai ran into the house and came back out with some batteries.

"Here. Your mom said these were batteries." Joey stared at the cylindrical objects in Mai's hand.

"Let's put them in." Joey took one and tried to stuff it into the holes where the bubbles are supposed to come out.

"I don't think its working." Mai said as she tried to stuff another battery into where you pour in the soap. The two toddlers started crying.

"WAAAAAAHHH! We want bubbles! We want bubbles! Waaaaahhhhhh!" They screamed. Joey's mom came outside to investigate.

"What's going on out here?" she saw the Super Ultra Bubble Machine stuffed with batteries. Mom took the batteries and showed little Joey and Mai how to put them in. she poured in the soap and turned on the machine. Whir whir. The machine generated big, little, and weird shaped bubbles that floated all over the placed. Joey and Mai squealed with delight as they ran around catching and popping bubbles. Mom went back inside to prepare a snack for them. Meanwhile, Joey took the soap and poured it all into the machine. Then he flipped the switch to maximum speed. Bubbles started blasting out of the contraption at 15 mph. Soon the whole backyard was covered in bubbles.

"Hey Joey! Where'd you go?" Mai searched through the bubble forest and found him. He had a white wig and beard.

"AAHHH! It's Santa!" Mai screamed. She fell back and laughed. The two started popping bubbles, but no matter how many they popped there were still more for the Super Ultra Bubble Machine was still on. After an hour of popping bubbles, Joey and Mai finally finished and the bubble monster (machine) stopped.

"Whew! That was fun!" Mai laughed.

"FUN? That was torture! Great! Now I'm all sticky! And I'm hungry too!"

"WHO WANTS A SNACK?" Joey's mom came outside with peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. The toddlers ate gratefully. Joey's mom saw that they ran out of bubble solution so she went into the house and came back with a GALLON sized tub of bubble soap.

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! More BUBBLES!" Joey and Mai screamed in unison. The dropped their sandwiches and started up the bubbles again. Joey's mom left them to play. Once again Joey blasted the bubbles and they were covered in even thicker bubbles than before.

"How are we going to pop them now? There are too many!" Joey stated as he struggled through the bubbles. Mai had an idea, "Why don't we have a contest? Who ever can kiss the most bubbles wins!"

"That's not fair! You're smarter than me! I can only count 1, 2, 3, 4, 7, 8, 6, 5...uhhh 10!"

"Just kiss the bubbles!" so the children ran around kissing the bubbles. After 3 hours, they were almost finished. They were tied. At the bubble kissing rate. Then they saw her. Big Bertha. The biggest bubble of all. It seemed like all the little meshed together to form one humongous one! Big Bertha was so huge that she was bigger than Joey and Mai combined!

"I bet I can get to the big bubble before you!" Joey challenged Mai. They raced to Big Bertha and they both kissed it. Big Bertha popped slashing the kids with bubbles soap. Joey and Mai stumbled forward and they ended up kissing each other. They stared at each other in wide eyed terror.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! I'VE GOT MAI COOTIES!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! WHEELER GERMS! WHEELER GERMS! BLECH! GROSS!"

"EWWWW! EWWWW! EWWWWW! Get em' off! No wait, cooties are INVISIBLE! AAAAAAAHHH!"

"WAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! WHEELER GERMS! I WANNA GO HOME!" and for the rest of the day they kept screaming about their "germs and cooties" and they never played with the Super Ultra Bubble Machine again.

A few years later (when they were in 2nd grade) they were talking and suddenly the thought about bubbles came up.

"You remember the Super Ultra Bubble Machine?" Mai asked Joey.

"How could I forget? That was a horrible experience! I still can't get all the cooties off!"

"I still have all your germs!"

"I never want to speak about that again!"

"I hear ya! We shall never bring that up again."

And the Super Ultra Bubble Machine was never heard of between them again.

UP NEXT: BAKURA

A/N: must write more stories!

Alister: can I go now?

zT: NO! you said you'd stay! Besides, I brought a new friend here!

Mokuba's Official Glomper: ALISTER!

Alister: OH NO! TWO OF THEM!

Mog and zT glomps Alister.

Mog: YEA! We're going to create the biggest Alister fan club in the world!

zT: yeah! and the secret service will come and track us down for being so crazy! Uh oh!

zT looks outside to check for the secret service

zT:I think they're outside!

Mog: oh no!

Alister: oh great…

Secret Service: Ummm we're looking for zIgGuRaTaNk and Mokuba's Official Glomper.

zT and Mog: WE'RE NOT HERE!

S.S.: oh really?

Alister goes and beats up the secret service.

zT and Mog: YEA! ALISTER, YOU'RE OUR HERO!

zT and Mog both of kiss Alister.