Disclaimer: I don't own anything from Yugioh or DNAngel or Fruits basket…but I wish I did…
Alister: you better not be thinking about owning me…
Mog and zT: but we love you!
zT: and there's someone else who loves you too!
Alister: I'm afraid to find out whom…
LeDiva: ALISTER!
zT: YEA! Another treasured addition to the ALISTER FAN CLUB! We shall rule the world one day! Until then…(looks out the window to check for Secret Service Spies)
A/N: to LeDiva: Welcome to my unofficial ALISTER FAN CLUB! If I had known sooner that you were a big Alister fan, I would have invited you sooner! Hey, can you PLEEZ tell me something? Where'd you get the Alister plushie? I want one sooooooo bad…
About the story: it's a small crossover between Yugioh and DNangel. For those of you who don't know about DNAngel here are the MAIN facts you need to know about it to understand: Phantom Thief Dark is a mysterious magical thief who steals artwork. Police can't stop him for he has Wiz: A bunny type magical creature that becomes his wings to escape. His arch enemy is Krad. Krad has blond hair is really hot, but he's evil and he has white wings. The captain of the police is Satoshi Hiwatari. He turns into Krad. Ummm yea…I'm not too good at summaries.
VICTIM: BAKURA
Have you ever wondered how Yami Bakura's spirit got stuck inside that millennium ring anyways? Well, this is a story that will explain it all.
Yami Bakura reached out and grabbed the millennium necklace off of Ishizu's neck.
"Gotcha!"
"THEIF! IT'S THE THIEF!" Ishizu cried out. The Pharoah's Police came out to capture the long awaited Phantom Theif Bakura. Bakura grinned.
"You can't catch me for I have my trusty wings to escape! LET'S FLY WIZ!" and a pair of black wings emerged from his back. And he flew out into darkness of the night. Bakura returned to his SECRET lair in a SECRET underground SECRET room under a SECRET pyramid that was so SECRET that there was a SECRET code to get in. Bakura crept, SECRETLY, to the SECRET lock and typed in the SECRET code very SECRETLY. The SECRET door opened and he entered the SECRET room.
"Yes! I finally have the seventh Millennium item! MWAHAHAHAHA! It's time to rule the world!" Bakura arranged all the items in place.
Meanwhile at the palace…
Pharoah Atem (or atemu?) was planning a SECRET ELABORATE PLAN that would capture Phantom thief Bakura once and for all.! He decided to create another millennium item that could lure Theif Bakura into his trap.
"This millennium item will suck out the spirit of anyone who dares touch it! Bakura will definitely try to steal this, and when he does…BWAHAHAHA! He'll be mine at last!"
Back at the SECRET lair…
Bakura finished arranging the items and was about to chant a SECRET spell that will make this planet HIS!
"Let's start! Omi tofu gaga momo shoujo manga anime coco. Koromokoro ko ko kairi naki namo kokoro ko ko. Kana shii hodo hikari ashita. Wasamaru fruits basket onigiri cat mouse dragon sheep monkey rabbit ox horse boar dog tiger snake chicken potato ketchup mustard relish. MOGETA! MOGETA! MOGETA! COOKIE! COOKIE! COOK-" He was cut off for his SECRET radio was catching a signal from the news broadcast.
"Yes, Phantom Thief Bakura has stolen the last and most treasured millennium necklace! With the SECRET spell he could rule the world! What do you have to say about that Pharoah Atem?"
"Well, not to fear good citizens! For there is an 8th millennium item that he has not stolen yet! It is the most DANGEROUS item and with it, he could do more than just rule the world! He could rule the UNIVERSE! MWAHAHAhahaha…ahem…excuse me. Okay, yes, so come and steal…I mean if you're out there listening Phantom Theif Bakura: DON'T COME AND STEAL THE 8TH MILLENNIUM ITEM! That's all I'd like to say"
"Well you heard it folks! An 8th millennium item! Is there such thing? And why won't Pharoah Atem let us see this mysterious item? Has he been hiding it from the world all this time? Tune in next time as we uncover the secret life of the Pharoah."
Bakura was in shock. ANOTHER millennium item? What was he missing? The, Necklace, the rod, the puzzle, the key, the scales, the eye, and the ring. What could he have possibly forgotten?
"Come on Wiz! We're going to rule the UNIVERSE!"
Later that night…
Bakura snuck into the palace and crept to the covert room where Pharoah Atem kept all his Millenium items. Sure enough there was a golden piece on the stand just asking to be taken. Bakura blew dust into the air to check for lasers. Then he threw a rock out onto the floor to check for booby traps. Nothing. It was like the Pharoah wanted him to steal this. Bakura was usually smart enough to stop now and go, but he wanted to rule the universe! He approached the stand and saw lips carved of gold.
"At last! The Millennium Lips! The universe will be mine!" He picked up the lips and kissed them. Suddenly his spirit was being sucked into in the Millennium Lips. He screamed in agony as he was being removed from his body. Soon his spirit was contained inside the Lips and the Pharaoh came in and laughed at him.
"I've finally caught you now Phantom Theif Bakura! But, I'm a nice guy so I'll make you a deal. I'll lock inside inside the Millennium ring if you give back the rest of the Millenium items. Don't worry, you can keep the ring. It was really no use to me anyways." The Pharaoh didn't need a reply from Phantom Thief Bakura for he was Pharaoh and he could do anything he wanted. So Egypt got their Millennium items back and the millennium ring, that contained Phantom thief Bakura, was thrown into the ocean where it was to be found again 5000 years later…
UP NEXT: RAFAEL
A/N: (I like writing these little stories with me and the Alister Fan Club) yea! I don't know what to say…
Alister: SOMEONE HELP ME!
Mog, LeDiva and zT stuffed him in the dress he wore at Rafael's Tea Party.
LeDiva: you look so cute!
Mog: you look so precious!
zT: say cheese!
SNAP!
Alister: AHHHHH! DON'T SEND THAT TO RAFAEL! IT MIGHT TRIGGER ANOTHER TEA PARTY!
zT: hmmmm…I am the one who wrote that…I could write another one…
Alister: OH NO…I'm doomed…someone help…
Phantom Theif Bakura: Hey there, I'm here to steal your story! So if you don't mind could you give it to me?
zT: NEVER! Get out of here! It's my story! NYAH!
Phantom Thief DARK: Hey! You imposter! Get out! (dark pulls out a magic feather and blasts Bakura with magic. Bakura fights back with the power of the millennium ring. Soon, it turns into a fight)
LeDiva: Who wants popcorn?
Mog and zT: We do!
Alister:….