Disclaimer: I don't own anything from yugioh…this is pointless really…and I don't own Ella Enchanted

A/N: YOU WANNA HERE SOME B.S.? THEY WON'T LET YOU RESPOND TO REVIEWS ANYMORE! Oh well…we'll secretly hint answers and stuff…besides that, I'm going to be a little slow with updates because of one major thing: SCHOOL BUM BUM BUUUUM! I'll have piles of homework and I promised myself I'd study EXTRA HARD and I'll only go on the computer once a week or for academic purposes.

Alister: sounds like you're working hard. Oh well, since you're going to sooooo busy, you won't be able to think about me! That's just too bad! (snicker snicker)

zT: Whadda ya mean? You'll ALWAYS be on my mind! Hee hee!

Alister: great…I'm so happy.

zT: awww Alister thought he was going to be left out of my life! I'd never do that!

About the story: it's a kind of cross between Ella Enchanted and Yugioh…

VICTIM: RAFAEL (should I spell it Rafael or Raphael? I'll spell Rafael)

Rafael may be a steroidal guy who looks like he can kill you with one hand, but if you read Rafael's Tea Party you'd know that he is a nice guy who loves to organize special get togethers! Yes he can mean sometimes, but he's really a sweet guy. And he absolutely adores baking delicious treats such as cookies and cakes! That's exactly how he got himself in a most…how should I put this...unique first kiss.

Rafael was hosting a party one summer evening. It was a dinner party where the finest people of the town would come and enjoy Rafael's delectable dishes and treats. The mayor and his family were invited, the governor and his wife, the president of the bank and her family, the principal of the school and her family and finally the rich neighbors and their son, Earl. Earl was magically gifted by a crazy witch. The witch put a spell on him when he was a baby. She gave him the gift of obedience like his older cousin Ella. This means to any command, he would obey even if it wasn't a real command. So yeah, Earl came to the dinner party. You're going to know that…

"Yea! Everyone is here!" Rafael piped. He led Earl and his family into the dining room. All the guests sat uncomfortably in the room, for they hardly knew Rafael. They just came for the food.

"Alright, for our appetizer I baked some of my special spinach puffs! If anyone is allergic to spinach here, please tell me now." Everyone sat quietly.

"Okay then, I'm going to go get them out of the oven. Sit tight everyone!" Rafael left, and all the guests got up and visited each other. They chatted and they made new friends and stuff. Soon the whole room had a friendly sensation. Everyone was happy and smiling except for Earl, who was squirming in his seat. He wasn't able to get up and talk to the president of the bank's daughter that he wanted to impress for he was sitting tight in his chair. And he was squirming in his seat because he needed to go pee really bad. Just then Rafael burst out of the kitchen with a platter of steaming hot spinach puffs.

"Relax everyone! They're just a little burnt on the outside, but I promise that they're okay to eat! And I also made some salad!" Earl finally relaxed and he rushed to the bathroom. Everyone helped themselves to a spinach puff and laughed and talked. Earl came back and found that there were no more puffs and the daughter of the president of the bank (let's call her Anna) was talking with the principal's son Charlie. Earl slunk back into his chair and ate some of the salad that no one touched.

"Okay everyone! My next course is lemon pepper chicken! So dig in everyone!" Earl attacked the chicken and started digging into it. Rafael was so happy that Earl liked his food. He went into the kitchen to cook more. Earl was making a mess of the table, and everyone including Anna was staring in disgust.

"EARL! STOP!" his mother cried out. And Earl stopped. Everyone was eating the remains of the chicken when Rafael and his servants (Alister and Valon) came out to set out plates with mashed potatoes, vegetables and a medium rare steak.

"Enjoy everyone!" First off, Earl didn't like vegetables and he liked his steak well-done. Rafael came around the table to see his chicken digger, Earl.

"How do you like the steak?" Earl would've complained, but he was forced to say, "It's delicious! I'm enjoying it!"

"Great! Well, keep on eating!" And that's what Earl did. He was the first to finish because he kept on eating, so afterwards he went up to Anna and began a conversation. Soon they were talking like best friends while Charlie glared at the two with envy. Alister came out to pour everyone some wine, and Valon came to pick up finished plates. Rafael brought out the first course of desserts: Banana pudding with vanilla ice cream. Earl and Anna laughed as they ate their pudding and ice cream. Several times Charlie came to try to break up the couple, but he never succeeded. Yes, things were going well for Earl. Rafael finally came out of the kitchen with some coffee. He was in such a hurry (his cake was almost finished) that he forgot to take off his apron, which stated Kiss the Cook. As soon as Earl saw it, he rushed to go kiss Rafael. SMACK! Earl kissed Rafael. Anna dumped him after that and moved on with Charlie, Earl's parents had to apologize, and everyone else was disgusted. Earl never had another friend after that…except for Rafael.

So that was Rafael's first kiss….

UP NEXT: TEA

A/N: yeah, this one wasn't that great, and it was REALLY short but I've been busy with school and stuff…and i'm trying to focus alot on school work. the reason for that is:I have practically NO friends in every class! Except for the exception of maybe 1-2 friends, but other than them, NONE! so i've decided to try and become a VALEDICTORIAN!

Alister: awww poor you. I feel so sorry. (grinning because he likes watching me suffer)

zT: you don't mean that! Giggle giggle. (gives him a friendly punch which knocks him to the back of the room)

Alister: owww….

zT: bwahahaha! oh no! the S.S.S saw me! hide!