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"Lalalala can't touch this" Sang Dawn as she gathered her belongings and began to climb down the mountain of garbage.
"I feel so refreshed" Thought Dawn to herself "I have done my good deed for the day"
As she walked into her house, she noticed Mary Anne Meat Eater sitting on the couch, listening to MC Hammer.
"AHH!" Screeched Dawn "You can't listen to this! It's MY music!" "You meat eating pig!" Yelled Dawn as she stormed up the stairs.
"Love you too, Dawn!" Called Mary Anne Meat Eater cheerily. Oh was she in for a surprise.
Mary Anne Meat Eater was just getting into the dance Hammer dance moves when she heard a screech from upstairs.
Pretending to be the good sister she was, Mary Anne Meat Eater ran up the stairs 2 at a time, and opened Dawns door.
"Whatever is the matter?" She questioned Dawn.
Dawn looked like she was going to vomit. "THE BUTCHER WAS IN MY ROOM!" She screamed uncontrollably.
"There is meat and blood all over!" "I can't go on!" Sobbed Dawn.
Mary Anne Meat Eater took one look at Dawns pristine white room, which was now tinted a delicious shade of red, and burst out laughing.
Dawns face twisted in rage. "You" She hissed.
She ran towards Mary Anne Meat Eater, but Mary Anne was to slick.
"In the words of MC Hammer, U can't touch this" Exclaimed Mary Anne as she moon walked out of Dawns room.
Mary Anne Meat Eater glanced at her watch and realized she would have to motor if she wanted to make it to the club meeting on time.
Mary Anne raced out the front door and began to leap; jump, twist and moon walk her way to Claudia's house
She burst into Claudia's room with an amazing leap that amazed even Jessi, who was now known as Masta J.
"Word to my sistas from otha mistas" Shouted Mary Anne Meat Eater.
"Mary Anne" Said Kristy in her annoying voice. "Where is Dawn" "It's almost 5:30"
"Oh, her" Said Mary Anne. "I don't know. I think the garbage swallowed her"
"WHAT?" Shrieked Kristy "I can't go on!" With that, she took a flying leap out Claudia's window.
"Kristy!" They all cried.
They ran to the window just in time to see Kristy jump up and do a Michael Jackson pelvic thrust, followed by "I'm about to ruin the image and the style you used to, I look funny yo I'm making money" Sang Kristy as she Pelvic thrusted away.
"WOW" Said Masta J. "If jumping out a window makes her dance like that, I gotta try it!"
With that, she sashayed out the window.