Disclaimer: I do not own yugioh…or anything else in this story okay?

A/N: sorry about the late updates…but I'm SUPER busy at school. This year I'm trying to be a VALEDICTORIAN! …..yeah right. At least I can be a GOOD student. Well here's Tea's First kiss! BTW, did you see the new yugioh? The Grand Championship? It's kinda retarded with out the pertiful Doom members. DOMA IS AWSUM!

VICTIM: TEA

"Okay everyone! When we arrive at the parking lot, please get off the bus in a neat and orderly fashion!" Ms. Hichens told her second grade class as they approached Sea World. The excited second graders scrambled out the vehicle and started running around the parking lot.

"HEY YUGI! WAIT FOR ME!" Tea screamed as she tried to get down the steep bus stairs.

"Hurry up Tea!" Tristan said. Joey added, "Yeah, you slowpoke!"

"Shut up you guys! This is scary! They're so tall!"

"Well, Yugi got down them didn't he? And he's practically the size of these steps!" Tristan and Joey pointed out. Tea snarled at the two bullies and hopped off. She joined Yugi and her group and headed into Sea World.

"Hey kids! Where do you want to go first?" the tour guide asked. Yugi screamed, "THE DUELING ARENA!"

"Ummm that's not possible." The guide stated. Joey yelled, "THE JELLYFISH AND OCTOPUSES! THEN WE CAN GO SEE THE DRAGONS! RAWR!"

"Well, jellyfish and octopuses we can see, but we don't have any dragons here." A depressed sigh echoed from the group.

"But there are some...sea dragons!"

"YEAAAAAHHH!" the second graders began running to the aquarium. Seto Kaiba followed behind trying to support his lap top while power walking.

"Darn, I wanted to show off my dueling skills."

In the aquarium, Tea gazed at the different types of coral growing in the giant aquarium. Yugi came to look too.

"Did you know that the coral looks like your hair Yugi?" Tea giggled. Yugi blushed. (Awwwwww) The guide took them to see the "sea dragons" which were weird looking fish with giant teeth and vicious looking faces. That seemed to satisfy Joey and Tristan. All of the sudden Duke cried out, "Look! They're feeding the shark!" All the second graders stuck their faces to the glass and watched as the shark ripped up some meat.

"Ewwwwww!" they all said. After that they headed for the stadium to catch the dolphin show. In an organized line, they filled up the two rows in the front. Those were called the soaker seats, so they were given raincoats in case anyone didn't like to get soaked in chlorine water. Yugi and Tea sat next to each other talking about how exciting the trip was so far.

"I like the sting rays!" Yugi stated. Tea nodded in agreement. "I liked them too! But I think seeing all the colorful fish swimming together looked pretty." Joey, Duke and Tristan interrupted the conversation by screaming, "WE LIKED THE SHARKS!" then they went away.

"So Tea, what do you think this show is about?"

"The brochure said it was something about performing dolphins and seals. It must be good because there are so many people coming."

A few minutes later…

"Ladies and Gentlemen may I please have your attention! The Dolphin and Seal Show will now begin!" trained dolphins and seals started jumping into the water and made a pretty pattern in the water. It was like synchronized swimming. Applause came from the audience when all the animals bowed in sync. The show was cool. They did lots of neat tricks such as jumping through "The Ring of Fire" and standing on beach balls and all that jazz. But we're not here to talk about Sea World remember? We're here to tell you about Tea's first kiss! So keep yourselves focused on Yugi and Tea's relationship. Tea has a crush on Yugi and Yugi likes Tea.

Tea was so wrapped up in thinking about Yugi that she didn't hear the announcer tell everyone in the soaker seats to come watch from the railing. Yugi called out to Tea, "Hey Tea! Come on! There's a surprise!" Tea thought Yugi had said, 'I have a surprise for you.' So she came up to the railing and got ready for her surprise which she thought was a kiss. And she got her kiss! Yup, it was a kiss that knocked her down onto the ground. Wondering why? Because when dolphins jump up to kiss you, it's really fast and hard. It's like a punch in the lips but don't blame it on the dolphins. They have to do this like 10 times a day! So Tea's first kiss was with a dolphin and not with Yugi. Boo hoo.

UP NEXT: DARTZ

A/N: this is a really short story but that's okay. Can't wait to write Dartz, but I'm so busy I don't know if I'm going to be able to… I'm officially going mad because I got semi-drunk off some champagne at a wedding…then I went crazy with my cousin. We did the wave every time the married couple kissed…I'm still a little woozy. Why am I writing this?

Alister: haha, you got drunk.

zT: well, I bet you got drunk before!

Alister: so? I'm 17. you're only 13.

zT: THAT'S STILL UNDERAGE.

Alister:…haha you got drunk.

zT:SEMI-DRUNK!

Alister: oh.

Awkward silence….

zT: hello!

Alister: there goes another one.

zT: another what?

Alister: every time there's an awkward silence a retarded baby is born.

zT: THAT'S MEAN! I'LL SAVE THEM!