Potions Storeroom Madness: A Prequel
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Chapter Two
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"You want to share?" Sirius asked innocently and then pulling out the shiny, glinty thing.
"No…I-" James began but was cut off abruptly.
"YOU SHARE WITH ME!" Sirius screamed like a maniac and then forcefully shoved the shiny, glinty thing into James' mouth, "YOU HAVE SHARE!"
Merry Christmas James!
The scene was frozen as James, with a look of utter horror on his face, swallowed the shiny, glinty thing. Then, a slow, dopey grin spread across the poor boy's face. Remus and Peter looked at James weirdly and then, James went nuts like Sirius was.
"JINGLE BELLS! SNAPEY SMELLS! SIRIUS LAID AN EGG!" James yelled at the top of his lungs.
"AHHH! MY EARS! MY EARS!" Remus shrieked.
"MERRY CHRISTMAS!" James yelled and grabbed a fistful of poor Peter's hair and pulled. Hard.
Note to self: Never, ever, EVER swallow a shiny, glinty thing that someone gave to you that was wedged up in the corner of a Potions Storeroom.
"AHHHHHH! MY HAIR! MY HAIR!"
"PIGGIES ARE DANCING!" Sirius chimed in off key.
"SANTA IS HERE!" James yelled happily into Remus's ear.
"PRONGS!"
With all the racket going on inside the small, small cupboard, it was surprising that no one outside had heard the racket. But this was Hogwarts. And in Hogwarts, there were magic storerooms.
"RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEEEER! HAD A VERY SHINY NOOOOOOSEE! AND IF YOU EVER SAW IIIIIIIIIIT, YOU WOULD EVEN SAY IT GLOOOOOOWS!" James chanted at the top of his lungs.
It was fortunate James was not too much of a horrible singer-it was really just the high-pitched sound that was giving Remus a headache.
"I AM THE LORD PIGGY! PIGGIES MUST BE ORGANICALLY GROWN AND MUST BE SUPERHYPERDESHED WITH SUGAR!" Sirius proclaimed triumphantly.
Remus was about to speak up and remind Sirius that 'superhyperdeshed' was not a word but received another crashing blow on his forehead, this time from James.
"YOU DIDN'T WISH ME A MERRY CHRISTMAS!"
"I hate my life, I hate my life," Remus moaned.
He and Peter covered their ears as James and Sirius began performing a horrible duet together, in a mixture of 'royal announcements' and Christmas Carols, whilst bashing each other on the head with a very heavy Potions book (That materialized out of no where) every turn.
The end result turned into something like this (and the bashes getting more frequent):
"SIIIIILENT NIIIIIGHT…HOOOOOOLY NIIIIIIGHT-"
BAM!
"THE EVIL LORD PIGGY SHALL TAKE OVER HAMLAND AND SALAMILAND!"
BAM!
"AAWAAAY IN THE MAAANGER-"
BAM!
"MY MINIONS OF EVIL PINK PIGGIES SHALL BAND WITH-"
BAM!
"JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE ALL THE WAY-"
BAM!
"AS I WAS SAYING BEFORE I WAS INTERRUPTED-"
BAM!
"OH…YOU BETTER WATCH OUT-"
BAM!
"WE SHALL MAKE AN ALLIANCE WITH-"
BAM!
"JOY TO THE WORLD-"
BAM!
"THE FURRY PINK BUNNY SLIPPERS SHALL BE OUR FRIENDS!"
BAM!
"WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS-"
BAM!
"QUIET!" Remus yelled at the top of his voice, half deafening Peter.
There was suddenly a big silence, as though someone had plunged a stopper into the sink. Sirius and James stared at Remus with wide, shocked and glazed eyes.
Then, the storm burst. Well, more like the snowstorm burst.
Reaching out into Remus's right pocket, James wrenched out several pieces of parchment and randomly tore it up into little bits, a maniacal gleam in his eye. Throwing up the parchment, he bellowed, "MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!"
"THAT WAS THE MARAUDERS' MAP!" Remus shrieked, horrified as he watched the tiny fragments of parchment fall on the floor in a heap of small scraps.
"No, the map is here," Peter corrected, pulling the real map from Remus's left pocket.
"THEN-THAT-WAS-MY-10-FOOT-LONG-ESSAY-ON-GOBLIN-REBELLIATIONS-IN-THE-15th-CENTURY-PROFESSOR-BINNS-GAVE-ME-TO-WRITE-FOR-A-CLASS-PRESENTATION-THIS-AFTERNOON!" Remus screamed.
There was a long silence as Sirius and James blinked a couple of times at each other.
"You said that all in one breath," James said, his eyes wide with awe behind his glasses, that statement being the only complete sentence he hadsaid for the entire time he had swallowed the shiny, glinty thing.
"Yeah…he did!" Sirius said slowly.
"Why do you keep your essays in your pocket?" James asked sweetly, peering curiously at Remus's pocket, as though hoping more parchment would pop out randomly for him to rip up.
"You need a cheer-upperer!" Sirius said cheerfully and then randomly yanked another shiny, glinty thing from the corner of the Potions storeroom, "YAY! Another shiny, glinty thingamabob!"
Remus opened his mouth to remind Sirius that 'cheer-upperer' and 'thingamabob' were not sane words but was silenced as the shiny, glinty thing went down his esophagus and into his stomach, ready to be digested into another chapter of randomness…
Author's NoteWow…I write these chapters really fast. Sorry about the length of the chapter again but it's really supposed to be a short, short continuous story or a long, long one-shot. Thought that completely a continuous story would be more satisfying so here you are.
So far, poor Remus and Peter have to endure the weird antics of Sirius and James, whilst being locked in a Potions storeroom. But what will happen now that Remus has swallowed this Shiny Glinty Thing?
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Next time: Remus gets his dose of randomness. What will happen next? And what will poor, poor Peter do?
Next time people!
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