Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN YUGIOH! RAWR! And I don't own…the candy that is mentioned….

A/N: YEAH! update! And after this I only have 2 more to write!

Alister: and then I'm outta here!

zT: (starts crying)

Alister: ack! Don't cry! I better leave now…

LeDiva: You're not going anywhere! (glomps Alister)

LeDiva and zT glomp Alister and he's trapped.

Alister: gettoffme!

zT: not until you say that you'll stay with us FOREVER!

LeDiva: yea! Or you'll have to feel the wrath of my fists!

zT: yea!

Alister; FINE! Just get off me!

zT holds out pinky: you have to pinky promise.

Alister pinky promises and does the same to LeDiva

LeDiva and zT; YEAH! Alister is ours! Alister is ours! Alister is ours! (Chanting)

Alister starts crying: I'm never going to get home! Waaaaahhh

zT and Lediva both hug him.

Alister: sniffle…thanks guys…

WARNING: slight pervertedness……………………………….Oo

VICTIM: TRISTAN

It was a beautiful morning where birds were singing and clouds were floating and old ladies were doing the can-can on the side of the road. Tristan walked to school stopping to give hobos some pennies and stealing little kid's lunches and buying nasty magazines from the perverted bookstore. Then he got to school and got into a conversation about the magazine with Duke and Joey.

"Whoa! Check this out! They're kissing!" Joey exclaimed. Then he leaned back in his chair and thought.

"I remember my first kiss. It was nasty. Lots of cooties."

"You're still into cooties?" duke laughed.

"oh yeah? well there was a bubble machine too! so ha!"

"my first kiss was worse than bubble machines…."

"what was it?"

"I CAN'T TELL YOU! It's supposed to be the next story in First Kisses."

"oh, I'll read it when zT writes it."

"NEVAH!" and then Joey and Duke started to punch each other in the gut. Tristan stopped it by exclaiming stupidly, "I've never had a kiss before."

"WHAT!" Joey and Duke screamed in unison. The thought for sure that Tristan would've had a first kiss before.

"nope. Never had one. Are they good?"

"uhhhh I guess so." Joey said…really confused.

"Only if you're in a good situation. Otherwise, it's bad."

"I wanna kiss. I'll go get one after school" Tristan said. Joey and Duke were like this: Oo

After school Tristan went to go get a kiss. He ran past the bar, he past the ballet class, he past the mall and went inside….the supermarket. He went up to the cashier lady and asked, "Where are the kisses? And bubble machines and First Kisses?"

"Bubble machines are in the toys section, First Kisses is on fanfiction where you can find in our electronics section and kisses are in aisle number 4. anything else?"

"Are kisses good?"

"I believe so."

"thanks." So he went to buy a bag of Hershey's kisses and he popped one in his mouth and said, "mmmmmm. That's good shit."

UP NEXT: DUKE DEVLIN

A/N: funny funny. BUT SUPER SHORT. Gotta go write duke's first kiss! I promise it'll be longer!

zT: How are you doing LeDiva?

LeDiva: I need another box of tissues

Alister; MIKEY! WAAAAAAAAAHHH! I want mikey!

LeDiva: don't worry. You'll see him again…one day…I think..

zT : sigh, we're out of tissues. He used up the last 69 boxes we had.

Tristan: I have some kisses.

Alister;oooo! Chocolate!

Tristan: no. Kisses!

Alister:gimme!

Tristan: MY SHIT!

Alister: waaaaaaaaahhh

zT: GIVE IT TO HIM TRISTAN! OR I'LL STICK MY FINGERS UP YOUR NOSTRILS! (hold up two fingers)

LeDiva: (grabs the bag of hershey's kisses from Tristan and kicks him out of the room)

zT: here Alister! A kiss!

Alister; what makes you think I want a kiss? Eduardo was bad enough….

LeDiva: but it's the chocolate kind.

Alister: I don't want it anyomore.

zT: EAT THE DAMN THING ALREADY! (Sticks it in alister's mouth.)

Alister: gag gag gag…

LeDiva: yea! He's eating it!

zT: my fingers are numb. (fingers still in alister's mouth)