Disclaimer:me do not own yugioh or anything else in da story cept for the idea.

A/N: gotta write! Gotta write! BTW I got a devianart account. My pen name is ameldaluver. If you wanna see my art….i forgot the link.

Alister: I bet you draw horrible.

zT; how on earth did you guess?

Alister: oh, I knew it the first time I met you…

zT: that was about what? 7 chapters ago?

Alister: yup

zT; I've been drawing you ever since I saw you…blush

Alister; oh really?

zT: yup. I first saw you at the beginning of waking the dragons. Which was about 3-4 months ago and I drew you and I posted it up. my pen name is even named after you. So is my avatar.

Alister; oh great….

VICTIM: DUKE DEVLIN

"Jingle Bells! Jingle bells! Jingle all the way!" the elementary choir sang at the Cookies Are My Friends Elderly Nursing Home. It was Christmas time and the Elementary was doing some nice holiday caroling for the elders. Duke Devlin was in the front row singing his little heart out. The old people watched him perform his solo. They clapped when he finished vocalizing.

"Next is a solo piece that was composed by our own little Duke Devlin!"

The old people roared like a stadium full of football fans doing the wave. Duke stepped in front.

"This goes to the tune of 'We wish you a merry Christmas'" he cleared his throat and started, "I like all the nice old people. I like all the nice old people. I like all the nice old people and I like my two dice. I like all the nice old people. I like all the nice old people. I like all the nice old people and I like my two dice. I like the soap smell. The old people smell. I like the old soap smell and the scent of the people. I like all the nice old people. I like all the nice old people. I like all the nice old people and I like my two dice." After that, everyone cheered. Even though the song was really bad all the elders loved it because they thought Duke was the most precious thing they had ever seen.

"Oh Dukey you were wonderful!" a old lady told him when the show was over. The elementary was invited to snack and Duke had a fan club of old ladies.

"look at those precious cheeks!" a lady said pinching duke's chubby cheeks.

"OWWW! Let go of me you old raisins!"

"oh! His voice is so adorable!"

"Watch what you say you hags!"

"He's sooo cute! I want to keep him forever!"

"I ain't no pet! And I don't like cages!" Duke squirmed in the crowd for the rest of the party. When it was time for them to go, he ran. He ran so fast from all the ladies that he ran into another elderly person.

"whoops. Sorry." The lady look down and was in love. She picked up duke and gave him a BIG SLOPPY KISS on the LIPS!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! TAKE YOUR PRUNE BREATH SOMEWHERE ELSE YOU TURKEY NECK!"

"I haven't kissed anyone in 70 years! Was I that inexperienced?"

"YUCK! I have slime all over me! Someone! Save me!"

and that was duke's first kiss….

The end….

A/N: I'M NOT FINISHED YET! MUST FINISH TONIGHT!

Alister; don't work yourself too hard…

zT; GASP! Are you…worrying about…me?

Alister: no

zT glomps Alister.

LeDiva: Alister has a soft side!

LeDiva glomps Alister.

zT and LeDiva both huggle Alister and he doesn't really care anymore.

YEA!

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Alister: I can't wait to read kaiba's…