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A/N; LAST ONE! And I'm FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Alister: and then I won't be here anymore.

LeDiva: BUT YOU PROMISED!

Alister: I'm a cartoon

zT: I CAN BE ONE TOO!

LeDiva: me too!

Alister; I'm gonna miss you guys…sniffle sniff

zT and LeDiva: GASP

Alister hugs them both.

zT and LeDiva both faint from shock and love.

VICTIM: SETO KAIBA

'And that was Duke's first kiss…' Kaiba stared at his computer screen. He couldn't believe it. After 30 minutes of reading First Kisses by zigguratank on he didn't see his first kiss story in there. Come to think of it…he never had a first kiss.

"I'll show that bitch." Kaiba grumbled. "I DESERVE TO BE IN THIS STORY!" and off he went out into the wild blue yonder. He stopped by the cemetery and dug up two graves. One was Eduardo the STD man and the other was BoBo the homicidal barber. He kissed both their corpses. Next he went to Yugi's Grandfather's game shop and kissed yugi's grandpa.

"GET OUT OF HERE YOU CHEATER!" yugi wailed as he pushed Kaiba out the door. Kaiba kissed Yugi before he left and ran to catch up with Joey. He kissed joey and then kissed Mai who was with Joey at the time. Then he went to Duke's game shop and kissed Duke and his fangirls. He kissed all the elderly people at Cookies Are Our Friends Elderly Nursing home and kissed all the flunkies that were fired. He kissed Odion's bald head and the ultra Bubble machine thing. He kissed Valon's light pole and valon. He kissed dartz's wife and dartz. He kissed the Hershey kisses and Tristan finally got a real kiss. He kissed tea and her dolphin. He kissed rex and all of the refused dates. He was ABOUT to kiss weevil but then he…didn't. he kissed Rafael and all his dinner party guests. He kissed Bakura and the millennium lips and finally he stopped.

"I think I'm forgetting someone." He thought long and hard…long and hard…

"AH HA!" he went to and tracked down all the reviewers who reviewed First Kisses and went to go kiss them. Then he took the next flight To Houston, Texas and rented a car. He drove down to sugar land, down dulles avenue, into magnolia plantation and stopped in front of 2810.

"this is the place." Kaiba ran inside and stormed upstairs to where zigguratank was typing all this. She screamed as he jumped into the computer screen. He kissed Alister and then he popped back out and kissed zigguratank.

"NOW YOU SHOULD HAVE A STORY TO WRITE ABOUT ME!" and then he went home to kiss mokuba and Siegfried van Schroeder and Roland and his blue eyes and kisara and everything he owned. This was Kaiba's first kiss and the end of this story.

The End

zT: BLOWS NOSE. IT'S OVER! I HATE ENDINGS!

Silveryuki06; don't' worry eD.

LeDiva: yeah. don't worry!

Alister: what they said.

Dice Devil: you are gay alister. poke poke

Fifilafemme: don't poke alister!

Dice Devil; poke poke

Dani Wheeler-Kaiba:hello.

Turtle Sister: hey.

Yuki Sohma: hi there.

Silveryuki 06: YUKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK!

(glomps yuki)

Rafael: anyone wanna try my cookies?

Yamiace1321: hello!

Valon: you look gay Alister.

Spicerfreak: sup yall?

hannahbannah: hey eD!

zT: HANNAH!

Kaiba:hey You got all that down?

zT: yessir

dartz: very nice story…I hated it.

zT;thank you. Sniff

RinRye: hello!

Mokuba's Official Glomper: YEA!

Chixie Dixie: VALON IS MINE!

Valon: no i'm not.

Chixie Dixie: waaaaaahhh

Alister: I don't want to leave.

zT; GASP you're going to stay with me!

LeDiva: REALLY?

Alister: no. I like talking to you guys. I guess I'll hang around everytime you write a story.

LeDiva and zT: YEA!

Bakura: I've come to steal…uhhhh…something!

zT: NEVER! YOU'LL NEVER STEAL ALISTER AWAY FROM ME AND ALL THE ALISTER AMELDA LOVERS! NEVER!

Bakura: I'm actually here for a cookie.

Rafael: here!

Yuki sohma: I want a cookie,

Rafael: I don't talk to strangers

Silveryuki06: GIVE PRINCE YUKI A COOKIE YOU BASTARD!

Rafael: whimper whimper …here. Have a cookie…

Yuki: thank you.

Rafael; wow he's so pretty. Such beautiful people

Silveryuki06: HE'S MINE! BACK OFF RAFAEL!

Rafael: whimper whimper

And we had a party. And then everyone left, and silveryuki06 was escorted home by Yuki Sohma and LeDiva and zT both traveled into the anime world and took Alister home. And Alister said he'd see us again in the next story. And then we met all of our bishies in the anime world and so did all of the reviewers who reviewed this story because zT and LeDiva sent everyone a portal that made you go into the anime world and…yeah. that was my gift to all the reviewers of my story because not many review so yeah. you all got to travel into the anime world! Yea! And that's really the only happy ending in this story.

-zT