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Thanks to all my readers and reviewers! Now on with the story…

Human

Hanyou

Youkai

The above will make sense in a little bit. Any mix of these means that they're both talking. Example 'Hello' means both youkai and hanyou Inuyasha said it. Oh and Kami is god.

The next day Inuyasha spent all day thinking in the GoShinboku. Trying to figure the meaning behind Kagome's words.

'Did she really mean that she thinks of my home her home? Is she starting to like me? Or is she just being nice? Maybe she's trying to tick me into thinking that she likes it here with me. Then when she gains my trust she's going to use my weaknesses to make me let her go. Maybe she's planning on killing me when I sleep! Then she'll rule over my castle!' Inuyasha's mental rant was cut off as his left hand suddenly made contact with his head. Making one painful headache. 'OWWW! What the hell!'

'That was me! I had to knock some sense into you some how! You were getting paranoid! Our mate wouldn't do that!'

'I just hope you didn't accidentally kill off what little common sense he was born with.'

Inuyasha nearly fell out of his tree when he heard the new voice. 'Who the hell are you and why are you in my head!'

The voice made itself deeper. 'Do not speak in such a rude manner in my presence. I am Kami. I have come to give you my wise opinion.'

'Oh shit I'm sorry! I had no idea who you where please forgive me!'

'I don't give a damn if you are Kami don't interrupt when I'm speaking!'

'Shut up! Kami controls everything and I don't want to be the one he takes his anger out on!'

'What can he do! We got nothing to lose!'

'What about Kagome?'

'What about her?'

'What if he decides to get to us through her! She could be hurt or worse! Now apologize while we still have a chance!'

'…. Sorry.'

The same deep voice answered. 'You are forgiven. I know you did not mean what you said.'

'Thank you.'

All of a sudden the voice known as Kami burst out laughing. Inuyasha thought if he could see him he would be rolling on the floor from laughing so hard.

'Are you ok?'

'You... two… are… so… gullible!' He managed to get out between breaths. 'I… can't… believe… you… fell…for…that!'

'WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY THAT!'

'You actually believed I was Kami! The hanyou begged for forgiveness and the youkai even apologized! That's priceless!' The voice continued laughing.

'Shut the hell up!'

'WHO ARE YOU? WHAT ON EARTH POSSESSED YOU TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT! AND WHY ARE YOU IN MY HEAD?'

'One I'm the human you. Two it was fun. Three where else would I be?'

'Why didn't you just say that in the beginning!'

'And miss out on all this fun? No way!'

'You've never spoken to us before. Why now?'

'I never had anything to talk to you two about. So why bother?'

'And now you have something worth talking to us about?'

'Yes.'

'Which is…?'

'Kagome.'

'What about her?'

'She interests me. I don't want you to mess this up so I've decided to help you two out.'

'Feh. We've been doing just fine on our own. What makes you think we need your help?'

'We're doing everything required. We've provided, shown affection, and even did some of the human courtship. All we need now if for her to accept then we mate.'

'You sure that's all?'

At this point youkai Inuyasha snarled. 'Of course I'm sure!'

'What about you hanyou? Is that all?'

'That's it. After she accepts we mate, we all become normal, we have a family. End of story!'

'You two are dense.'

'What more would she need!'

'Sigh have you even thought about the human way?'

'Feh. Why would we need to do that?'

'She's human baka!'

'So? The human's courtships are pointless. We aren't going to do any of that crappy human stuff.'

'You try telling her that she's not going to have a wedding.'

'Oh shit.'

'Who cares?'

'Since you seem to be so brave you can be the one to tell her.'

'Why are you making such a big deal out of this?'

'I'll explain this in a way that you can understand…'

'HEY!'

'Every human girl looks forward to their wedding day. If you deny her a wedding I can guarantee three things. One she will cry and it will be your fault. Two she'll refuse to be your mate. And three she'll be madder than a female youkai in heat.'

'Damn.'

'Yah so be prepared to either propose or die. Your choice. Though if it's the same to you two I prefer to live.'

'We still have to continue courting her.'

'When she accepts us in youkai terms we'll do the human ceremony.'

'Clap clap I'm so proud of you two! If I had a body I would be wiping tears right now.'

'Shut up.'

'Not likely. Oh and take her to her family.'

'WHAT!'

'She's probably going to visit then soon any way. Why not beat her to the punch and take her? It'll show that you care for what she wants. Trust me she'll love you for it. That and you have to meet her family.'

'Damn he's right.'

'Don't remind me.'

'What would you two do without me?'

'Be happier.'

'Throw a party.'

'Maybe I should talk to Kagome? I'm sure she would love to hear some of them conversations you've two had.'

'We haven't said anything that will upset her.'

'She wasn't going to have her wedding.'

'But we are now.'

'You argue with yourselves. That's not normal.'

'…'

'…'

'You begged for forgiveness to your other third because you thought I was Kami. She might not get angry but I'm willing to bet she won't stop laughing. Face it she won't let you live it down.'

'Don't you mean you other half?'

'No. There are three of us.'

'I hate you.'

'You two sure are negative. So tomorrow we visit her family.'

'So don't mess this up.'

'Why do you assume I'm going to screw up!'

'The whole yelling at her…'

'And making her cry.'

'Face it you blew your chance. If I so much as think that your going to do something stupid I'm taking over.'

'And if he doesn't I will. We're not letting you screw up again.'

'I don't have any say in this!'

'No.'