Confusion
Chapter 1
3 girls walk out of a compartment giggling and chattering
3 boys peer around a corner as they turn their backs walking down the corridor
"All right boys lets go we don't have long" The boys, James, Sirius and Remus, all
clothed in brightly colored boxers dart into the now empty train compartment.
"Ally-oop" Sirius lifts himself up into one of the baggage compartments above the seats.
"Really gentleman, is this necessary?" Remus, being the only courteous man/boy out of
the three was not prone to planning such devious schemes. He loved women, have no doubts about that but he believed that there were better ways of wooing someone.
"Just get in there Moony" and with a quick lift he was up. James clambered up just as they heard the girls returning. They hushed each other and presently the door slid open.
"Lilly you didn't!" Squealed Hannah with delight Lilly grinned.
"Well what was I supposed to do? I mean the guy was shamelessly hitting on me, so I did what any normal girl would do." Lilly explained.
"And what was that throw yourself into the arms of the nearest hot gay guy?" James saw Lilly bite her lip through a crack in the cupboard door and it sent shivers down his back.
Natalie stopped giggling for a moment. "Did you guys hear that?"
"No" they all answered simultaneously. They continued their gossip.
"Look guys! The castle! Oh my god we better get into our robes." Hannah was at the window. The girls jumped off their seats to grab their rucksacks from beneath them. searched through them for their school clothes. Natalie was the first to turn away from the girls and change into her school shirt right in front of Sirius' line of vision. He bit his tongue and stuffed his hands beneath a heavy bag as she removed her shirt and looked over her shoulder to gossip with Hannah, who had just taken off her shirt in front of Remus. He averted his eyes like a gentleman.
"Oh my god Nattie that is the cutest bra, like, ever!" I totally agree thought Sirius silently.
On the other side of the compartment, Lilly had her shirt off, revealing a racy black bra. She frantically searched through her bag dumping its contents onto the seat: Toothbrush, comb, nail file, hair dryer, cosmetics, shampoo, and conditioner. Man thought James This girl could open up her own beauty parlor. Bloody hell is she gorgeous.
"You guys, have you seen my clothes?" No, but I see your underclothes!
"Maybe they're in your other bag" suggested Hannah Shit thought James Thanks Hannah.
Lilly reached up to the cupboard handle (still shirtless) and yanked it.
"It's stuck." It was actually being held tight by the totally busted boy on the other side.
The other girls, with half buttoned shirts and unknowing minds, all yank on the handle but cant seem to get it to budge they decide to count it down
"1…. 2…. 3!" just as the combined strength of the athletic girls pulls roughly on the handle the boy let go and the door came loose. The three girls fall back with shrieks of surprise as James comes rolling out onto the seat. At the same exact moment the train gives a lurch and the other two come tumbling out onto the floor with the half-clad girls
"Hellooo ladies" says Sirius who has strategically fallen on top of open bloused Hannah who pushed him up and off with surprising strength, her being as petite as she is.
"JAMES POTTER YOU LECHEROUS PERVERTED, WOMANISING, TAINTED LUSTFUL RAUNCHY BASTARD! HOW DARE YOU INVADE ON OUR …"
Just then the train gave a sickening lurch and deafening screech and every thing went pitch black. The screeching of the train stopped, which began the screeching of the girls.
"Let go of me you sick nymphomaniac!" Lilly wrenched herself away from James' arms.
"Ouch, muffin, you jumped in to my arms." James held out his arms warmly, though no one could see them in the dark. The other two girls had done likewise: Hannah to Sirius and Natalie to Remus. Hannah immediately detached herself and began to fix her hair in the blackness. Natalie was considerably more hesitant. She clung to him like a lost child. He held her gently and stroked her hair. She had been infatuated with Remus since their first year at Hogwarts.
"This is all your fault Potter! You did this." Lilly was fuming. She swung a fist at James that would have hit him had he not been on her other side. He put his hands on her shoulders and started rubbing them.
"Yes dear, I broke the big bad train on purpose all by myself just so you and I could be together in the dark" her spite was fading. Just as she almost gave herself over to the relaxing massage she was receiving, James' hand slipped below the small of her back. She turned and smacked him hard in the face.
"Accident" he said putting his hands in the air. Remus stopped soothing the hyperventilating Natalie for a moment to produce his wand out of his robes.
"Lumos" He said and a beam of light shone from the tip of his wand.