June 8, bedroom
11:58 pm
Oh my gosh. I can't sleep at all. Libby is in here with our dear Lord, and her new toy-Sticky. Sticky is just a stick, and is digging into my back. Mum tried to throw him away, but Libby locked herself into the loo until she said that Libby could keep Sticky. So, here I am. Sticky, Libby, his Majesty, and well...all of her toys. Sticky wasn't the only man on my mind, Masimo was on it to. Oh goddy god god! School's over, and, it's two days until he gives me his answers. Two days! I have put on three masks already: egg, banana, and-my newest invention-toothpaste. I am lurker free, and ready for Masimo. I told Dave, but he merely just broke out into another song of, PANTS. Haha! Maybe, if I act like the Hamburgese by being all "HoWDY!" I shall be happy. I shall try it.
one minute later
Howdy isn't working! Oh Masimo, oh Masimo, where art thou Masimo? I luurve you! Don't you see! ... You are the sex-god for me! That's it! It's perfect! My ode to Masimo. I'll sing it to him when he becomes my boyfriend.
another minute later
If he becomes my boyfriend. I'll call Jas tomorrow. Maybe she'll help me with my woes.
five minutes later
Maybe giant knickers will help. Jas luurves them, and she's always happy. HA! Giant knickers Giant Happines. While I'm getting knickers I'll get some shoes.
And some lippy.