Princess-Korriandre: HI! I am finally updating! Lol… I want to thank everyone who has updated so far… I don't get too many reviews… lol. I would really appreciate reviews.
Slade: GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Robin: SHE MAKES US EAT TOFU!
Starfire: AND ROBIN'S EVENING GYM SOCKS!
Robin: What?
Starfire: It's true.
Red X: BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Princess-Korriandre: Shut up. We have a new Titan joining us today! And I have a new transporting device here! (holds up device) Huh? Huh? Impressive! Shiny! COOL!
Slade: Come on and get this over with!
Princess-Korriandre: Oh, OK… All you have to do is push this button. (pushes a button)
(Everyone waits, nothing happens.)
Princess-Korriandre: …All you have to do is… push… this button. (pushes another button.)
ZAP! (Beast Boy appears on the floor, sleeping)
(Princess-Korriandre puts eggs and bacon on a plate and shoves it in sleeping Beast Boy's face)
Princess-Korriandre: WAKEY WAKEY! NON-TOFU EGGS AND BACEY!
Beast Boy: AH! GET THAT CRAP AWAY FROM ME!
Crystal: Gimme! (snatches food and starts eating while others stare, drooling)
Everyone: REAL FOOD!
Crystal: (growls) MINE! IT'S MINE! ALL MINE! (Runs awaeating while others chase her)
Beast Boy: Oh… Kay… umm… why am I here?
Princess-Korriandre: You have been chosen to read the disclaimer!
Beast Boy's Mind: Well, she has meat. If you don't do it, she might shove it down your throat.
Beast Boy: OK! Umm… Princess-Korriandre does not own the Teen Titans. If she did, she would take all of my tofu and eat it, leaving me with only meat to eat. HEY! Why would you do that to the funny comic relief guy!
Princess-Korriandre: Cuz! I am your FATHER! Oops… wait wrong line. Ahem…I AM THE FUNNY COMIC RELIEF… girl… (Smiles sheepishly. Very sheepishly) Anyways… I have an original character. Her name is Crystal. Please don't steal without my permission. If you ask, I will be glad to let you have her. She's an idiot. But I wouldn't know why you would need her in your story… (shrug's) Anyways…I have decided to make a BBxRAE pairing. It is just becuz they don't have much of a role in the story, and I also wanna make the Beast Boy and Raven fans happy, too! Come on, don't be so selfish! Lol… ON WITH THE STORY!
Crimson Blade
Chapter 8:
GARFIELD
"Hmm… I wonder what Raven is doing now?" Garfield inquired himself quietly.
He picked up the phone and phone book and called her.
RAVEN
Raven sat lazily on her couch and turned on the TV and started flipping through the channels. She heard the phone ring, so she flipped the television off and picked up the phone.
"Hello?"
"Hey, Raven. It's Garfield."
"Oh, hey, Garfield."
"What are you doing now?"
"Well, nothing. I was trying to find something worth watching on the TV and you called."
"Oh… well… do you, uhh, wanna go out sometime, say, tonight? For dinner?"
Raven was silent for a while.
"Well, you know, you don't have to. We just met and-"
"No, I'll go. Pick me up at 7. Where are we going?"
"Where do you wanna go?"
"Umm… well there's this place…"
The two started to talk about where they were gonna go to dinner, and that conversation spontaneously started into a conversations about whether or not chickens could fly or not. Soon, it was six o' clock.
"Hey, Gar, it's 6. I better go get ready for tonight."
"Yeah, me too. Well, c ya Rae."
"Bye. And don't call me Rae."
OK, Rae."
Raven growled and hung up the phone. She got ready for the night to come.
Princess-Korriandre: I KNOW! I KNOW! BORING! I KNOW! I just needed to put Raven and Garfield in the story… sorry…
Garfield: (drooling) Uhhhhh…
Starfire: Beast Boy? Is he OK?
Robin: He's OK, Star.
Crystal: Yeah, probably imagining about the date…
Red X: They like each other!
(Slade and Red X look at each other, and after a minute or two, throw their heads back in laughter)
Slade and Red X: BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Beast Boy: (wakes up) What? What happened?
(Starfire, Crystal, and Robin look at each other and laugh)
Beast Boy: What? Dudes? Come on? What could be funnier than me?
Princess-Korriandre: Nothing, obviously. Anyways, I doubt that you liked this chapter. Too short and non-interesting. I promise the next chapter will b better… ) Thankiez! Stay tuned!